Continue your Tumbling

Hi I'm Laura. I'm sorry my parents never taught me how to be funny

[capturetheatre]

when theatre kids hear show tunes in public

[angel-gamer-deactivated20210424]

I think the funniest thing is her diction. Like that shit sticks with you.

[queerlyglittering]

it’s the take on me girl

[loverlv]

me: tries to sign into my google account

google: this UGLY bitch just tried to HACK into your account. destroy all your electronic devices to prevent this

[joshsundquist]

Restroom signs got me like

[tigerleggies-deactivated2019121]

This is GOLD

[gahdamnpunk]

[yayfeminism]

Very informative thread -source

[goawfma]

lil matt damon SNAPPED

[willsmithsmackedtheshitoutofme]

He looks exactly like Matt Damon

[te-amo-corazon]

the finger points 😭😭

[unwastelandunbaby]

the moment you know you’re getting an A and you chose the right group partner to present

[mentalflossr]

FDA Recalls Several Dry Dog Foods That Could Cause Toxic Levels of Vitamin D

Here are the brands.

Take care of your pups!

[nunyabizni]

The FDA has already received reports of vitamin D toxicity in dogs that consumed certain dry foods. Pet owners are advised to stop using the following products:

Old Glory Hearty Turkey and Cheese Flavor Dog Food (manufactured by Sunshine Mills, Inc.)

Evolve Chicken & Rice Puppy Dry Dog Food (Sunshine Mills, Inc.)

Sportsman’s Pride Large Breed Puppy Dry Dog Food (Sunshine Mills, Inc.)

Triumph Chicken & Rice Recipe Dry Dog Food (Sunshine Mills, Inc.)

Nature’s Promise Chicken & Brown Rice Dog Food (Ahold Delhaize)

Nature’s Place Real Country Chicken and Brown Rice Dog Food (Ahold Delhaize)

Abound Chicken and Brown Rice Recipe Dog Food (sold at Kroger in Louisville, Kentucky, as well as King Soopers and City Market stores in Colorado, Utah, New Mexico, and Wyoming)

ELM Chicken and Chickpea Recipe (ELM Pet Foods, Inc.)

ELM K9 Naturals Chicken Recipe (ELM Pet Foods, Inc.)

ANF Lamb and Rice Dry Dog Food (ANF, Inc.)

Orlando Grain-Free Chicken & Chickpea Superfood Recipe (sold at Lidl stores)

Natural Life Pet Products Chicken & Potato Dry Dog Food

Nutrisca Chicken and Chickpea Dry Dog Food

For the full list of UPC and lot numbers involved in the recall, visit the FDA’s website.

[not-saltrat88]

Please share for your pet and your pet owner friend’s sake.

[llatimeria]

The original mentalfloss article is from January 16, 2019

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

we are all rowdy theatre kids in god’s denny’s when you really think about it

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

it’s something experienced not explained 

[thecowgirlwitch]

Why is it?? That I can go through the whole day feeling fine and dandy but the second I lay down for bed impending doom settles on me?

[baylone]

[existentialterror]

🤔 a compelling model

[badjokesbyjeff]

[knifeofvenus]

My pussy is fat my heart is fatter got a tiny brain made of snickerdoodle batter

[toesucker]

[stumupm]

Dr Seuss: ‘Maybe Christmas,’ he thought, ‘doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas … perhaps … means a little bit more!’

Illumination:

[quantummindclassicalheart]

Then they got an idea! An awful idea! THE BRANDS GOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA! All the marketers thought, “Why should tickets suffice? With the Grinch selling knick-knacks, why, we’ll be paid twice!”

Forget all the morals! There’s cash to be made. From frosting to forklifts to Grinch Gatorade! Just slap his face on there and tint it with green And prepare for profits, yes, profits obscene!

From a seasonal, festival holiday grump, The Grinch had been played for a capital chump. “No more! Won’t you forget these trinkets?” he pleads. “Christmas isn’t junk! It’s your bonds and your deeds.”

For a moment, they paused. Was there more to this day Than products and placements and big bonus pay? The PR men sniffed and they shrugged and they sighed. Then they threw him some cash and they went back inside.

[stumupm]

You win best addition to my post

[catchymemes]

[antique-scarecrow]

THE FUCKING PUNCHLINE, I’M ENDED

[bob-belcher]

Watch out for children!

[bax16]

[evilsupplyco]

So when YOU sew a bunch of unmatched parts together, it is “a quilt” and “a beautiful gift” and “will assuredly become a family heirloom” but when I sew a bunch of unmatched parts together it is “A MONSTER” and “AN ABOMINATION, AN AFFRONT TO THE GODS” and goes on “A MURDEROUS KILLING SPREE.”

[daywatch]

Well MAYBE if you BOTHERED TO NAME HIM or I don’t know, DIDN’T BECOME DEATHLY ILL FROM THE SIGHT OF HIM MOVING we wouldn’t HAVE THIS PROBLEM

[ampervadasz]

[apimeleki]

i feel for her i really do… but if this wasnt me pranking my lil brother

[fuocogo]

Her trust and youthful wonder: gone

[2pacsauntie]

Omgggg his laugh got me dyinnggggg lol

[oppa-homeless-style]

spilled pasta on my toes

[oppa-homeless-style]

call that feetuccine

[oppa-homeless-style]

three inches in my drawers

[oppa-homeless-style]

packin teeny weeny

[qkjkhfiuwribgoei]

I don’t know why people hate Hamilton so much this shit slaps