you think you're the one who gets to kill me?

cole, 27, they/them, very cool, very strong

[buffygif]

[fishing-lesbian-princess]

The “Open in App” button was out there to taunt you. it sends you to the app store even though you already own the app and it will never let you see the post on your phone browser. they do this because they hate yoy

[supermariomamafucker]

I FOUND THIS VINE AGAIN

[shithowdy]

"i'm not triggered or upset by or even ideologically opposed to it, i just associate it with something so bad that i can't enjoy it anymore" is such a frustrating relationship to have with a piece of media

[shithowdy]

it’s covered in the fucking ooze!!

[papayajuan2019]

organelle is such a cute name for the tiny things inside cells

[verytinycrow]

everybody always seems to have one person that they really like to be with and I'm just never that person

[1498592-deactivated20250707]

Apple iPod Advertisement in Rolling Stone Magazine (2003) [✩]

[grimeclown]

the fucked up thing is how "Creep" by Radiohead will really get your ass if you hear it at the wrong time. that shit can be stupid and overdramatic or it can have the weight of an atomic bomb dropped on your heart it just depends

[grox]

[verytinycrow]

a sideblog you don't use is just flypaper for bots

[w455]

Louis Wain

[dirtgnome]

these are so gnomecoded

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

being a snail must be so cool just going into your shell and playing on your i pad

[verytinycrow]

I'm glad i cant get my online coworkers sick so i can log on here as much as i like

[hometownrockstar]

a computer mouse is the computer's hand and you are holding hands when you scroll on the internet

[pansyfemme]

going to get your tubes tied and when ur done ur doctor shows you an ultrasouns and he’s tied them into a perfect baloon dog :)

[parakeet]

now for the ultimate test. go to this website. set it to randomly generate ONE pokemon. all generations. all types. whatever it generates? thats you as a pokemon forever. what you get is what you get. NO RE ROLLING. now. who are you? i got goomy :^)