behold: fruity robot

{ 21+ transfem enby disaster } { she/they preferred } { asks/dms always open for anything and everything :3 }

[ves-is-a-bot]

new pinned eventually

i forgor

[pokeballvictimized]

> steam sends me an email

> game you wishlisted is on sale!

> wow, 30% off!

> $50

[pokeballvictimized]

I can wait. You'll be 80% off one of these days. I'll outlast you.

[himejoshi-doll]

[shiverandqueeef]

if you aren't best friends with your lover and a little bit in love with all your friends than what's the fucking point

[sushi-oh-verygood]

[softsunlightprincess]

I bet it feels so good to adjust your eyes if you’re mechanical. The little rhythmic clicks, the soft vrrrts, the gentle tap of force once they halt.

I have a VR headset that auto-adjusts the eye distance each time I put it on, and makes all of those noises. Genuinely one of my favorite sound-experiences in my day to day life. Very gender affirming when it comes through my headset mic and my friends tease me about it.

If I had eyes like that I’d still wear (cosmetic) glasses though. Cute girls deserve cute glasses, flesh or otherwise.

[orb-bot]

If bluetooth were a robot girl, she'd be a brat.

Because-

She

Won't

FUCKING-

CONNECT-

When I ask!

What are you doing!?

I said This Device,

Why are you connecting to ONLY THAT ONE

I have only one device looking for you!

FUCKING CONNECT

WHY ARE YOU CONNECTING TO BOTH?

HOW DO YOU FUNCTION?

[whatjoup2]

[sanguine-raven]

s24 fe insides! isn't she cutes?

and a closer look at the logic board and rear cameras! pretty pretty

[sanguine-raven]

sharing this again bc she deserves more attention thank u

[wrigglenightbugdotcom]

1 reblog to turn prev into a robot

[ves-is-a-bot]

seducing a zoomer tgirl by putting 67 on a graphic tee so she can't help but grope me post-irony style

[owlowlowlowlowlowlowl]

IT'S NOT MY FAULT IM PEVERTED ABOUT CAMERAS!!!! THE REAR ELEMENT IS SO FAR IN THAT THIS IS THE ONLY WAY TO CLEAN IT

THIS LENS IS NEARLY THREE TIMES MY AGE. CANON IS MAKING ME FINGER AN OLDER WOMAN AND THAGS BEAUTIFUL

[zoctopode]

im so used to tumblr that i forgot some troglodytes on reddit wouldnt be even surface level familiar with the concept of the robot lesbian

[zoctopode]

[subspaceskater]

dusk

[nekomimidusteon]

being sent to the tree farm mines for several hours. if I do a good job my girlfriend will reward me with one "good kitty". it's a better deal than the cobblestone pit. I think owner locked a girlfriend in there and we haven't seen or heard from her since.

[claracatcyan]

help

[nekomimidusteon]

sometimes I imagine her voice and it's like she's still with us

[capn-twitchery]

oh thank god, i almost didn't have enough explosives

[capn-twitchery]

i really like running into moments where you were clearly supposed to spend time gathering items to proceed with the story but you just have them on hand. it's always so funny

captain please go quick we need 100 pounds of explosives to defeat these terrifying reality rewriting creatures. the route back to london is clear. we'll hold them off til you get bac-did you just pull all of that out of your coat??? have you had that the whole time??? where were you even keeping those????

[diffsinger]

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