I have a beating heart; fuck!

she /20

[decafbat]

dreaming about sleeping

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[angelslant]

when i have a crush i dont kick my feet or twirl my hair instead i am in my kitchen at 3am pacing in circles with my hands clasped behind my back like a middle-aged divorced detective haunted by a cold case he just cant crack

[workinghardforthemoney]

kermit the frog in 'the muppets take manhattan' (1984)

[crewneck-deactivated20241203]

[tropiyas]

[hawkeyeslaughter]

hey , don’t cry . 256 episodes of mash to watch . many enjoyable . all with hawkeye . okay ?

[notquiteaghost]

i cannot be the first person to post this here but i am going so fucking insane about the gaia music collective's one day choir singing wait for me. the opening harmonies are you KIDDING me

[notquiteaghost]

mostly posting this so i can be sure @haunthouse sees it tbh

[animatedamerican]

GOOSEBUMPS. goosebumps and chills. damn.

[reminded]

even if we lived in a world where every woman was systematically put in a bear trap you could make a post like “i’m a woman and i don’t like being caught in a bear trap” or “i think we should stop putting women in bear traps” and someone would still be in the notes like “well what about the women who LIKE being caught in bear traps… they’re women too. 🙂”

[tizzymcwizzy]

been on a spiderman kick recently

[wiki-but-made-them-up]

Beautiful lab grown women in your area

[hungwy]

One of the best stories humanity ever produced was a draft of a rewrite of the Epic of Gilgamesh written by a Ecuadorian poet in 1935. It was tossed into a fireplace by an angry boy and lost forever. Another of humanity's best was told 65,000 years ago and was overheard by a small tribe of embarked Neanderthals boating down a river in what is now northern Georgia. A short woman at the bank scrubbed a wooden idol in the water and sang an ancient tale in an unknown language. These two are eclipsed by everything produced by two brothers at the coast of what is now Cameroon between 503 BC and 490 BC, which they shared with some family and friends, and were beloved by everyone except a sour uncle.

[xanaxfarts]

Weiner dog wearing armor at the Michigan Renaissance Festival (2002)

[amygdalae]

Goodnight. i hope I have insane terrifying wonderful fantastical dreams filled with all sorts of impossible scenarios and psychosexual encounters like i do every night

[soupandcats-deactivated20241014]

I 💗 oil pastel

[detectivehole]

the classic trope of "what if you went to a town and it was weird" never fails

[mousetrapreplica]

back in the day medieval times was so big it covered all of europe. now its so small it fits in some restaurants