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woman-becomer

imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

#a bowler hat

omtai

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

gramarye

feminism has backslid so hard in recent years people don't even know what free the nipple means anymore

briwhosaysni

To clarify for those who don't know, "free the nipple" isn't about going braless, it's about going topless

No shirt, no bra, completely bare torso, just like cis men are allowed to

It's about desexualizing breasts and "female presenting nipples" and not being criminalized for our bodies if we want to go topless because it's a million damn degrees out. This was a popular growing movement that was still widely known a decade ago!

And the fact that not wearing a bra is so discouraged and stigmatized that people think the movement was about being able to go braless under your shirt in public rather than about being able to not wear a shirt at all says a lot about how far we've backslid in the past decade

#I think they're confusing free the nipple with the 1968 Miss America protest where the bra burning myth came from #it's a myth because no bras were actually burned they were thrown in a trash can #but yea that's where the image of “the bra burning feminist” came from #which if the vast majority of the population still see that as “extreme feminism” then we're a long way from truly freeing the nipple #I think we didn't backslide no much as free the nipple was mostly an online campaign #and if someone was not chronically online in the early 2000s they might not have heard of it #I definitely would not have since I grew up in the rural great plains #absolutely no one out here is even close to that level even today #here women are still expected to put a towel over their chest when breastfeeding in public #but idk maybe big cities had actual free the nipple protests where a bunch of women were topless ina big parade #but if so I never heard of it #but I guess even if that did happen my state would NEVER have aired that on tv

ultrastimpaks

wait people sleep with their doors closed????

ultrastimpaks

okay now im curious. reblog this with where youre from and if you sleep with your door open or closed

#100% closed and locked #what I'm going to leave my bedroom door unlocked for an axe murderer to get in?#I also make sure all exterior doors are closed and closed as well as all windows #yes I live on the second story of an apartment complex but still better safe than sorry #jokes aside I think it's just a habit I built from when I used to live on a farm in the middle of nowhere #mom and dad would often leave me home alone for whole weeks starting at age 11 #and sometimes this white Honda would come scope out the place when they left #never told them about it because I didn't want them to worry but I was acutely aware that where I lived no one could hear me scream #so I developed a paranoia about it :)

evilvillain123456789

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate.

mtfoss

Okay so normal rules then

cowboyjoshdun

really love keeping up with my mutuals through their little tags and vent posts. getting updates on how they’re doing is something like: glad to know your job at the library is going well. i’m sorry you haven’t gotten that raise. glad your finals went well. i’m sorry your teacher is so unhelpful. glad your tv show got renewed. i’m sorry they killed your favorite character. glad that you scored tickets to see your favorite artist. i’m sorry they aren’t touring near you at all. glad your cat is doing well. i’m sorry your mom is sick again. glad you’re feeling better now that it’s your favorite season. i’m sorry your meds aren’t working. glad you’re married now. i’m sorry you have to step back for your mental health. glad you’re still here. i’m sorry life is so hard. glad you’re alive, i hope things get easier for you soon

apolladay

Do you like the way your hair is currently?

yes

nuance

literally bald

Voting ended onJun 22

#it's alright #I'm growing it out #grew up not knowing how to take care ofy curly hair #and now that I do I found I have very thick Shirley Temple curls that look best long so gotta let them grow past the bob phase

whatcha-thinkin

The bar is closing and you and your drunk friends are hungry! In your opinion what's the best drunk food?

tacos

pancakes

hot dogs

chicken wings

burgers

pizza

nachos

Philly cheesesteak

ramen

peanut butter & jelly

dude see if there's a [tag] nearby

I would never bring this garbage into the temple that is my body

Voting ended onJun 18

#eggs and bacon #idk the saltiness and the high protein just hits right for me #drunk 2am Denny's run brings back fond memories

janmisali

here's another idea for a poll! I think this will have some interesting results. this sentence is here to pad out this paragraph so people who don't read posts will be more likely to accidentally miss these instructions. if you're reading this, please select option eleven. here's another sentence to make this block of text look longer. anyway here's my fun poll idea!

try to create a normal (bell curve) distribution

Voting ended onJun 13

greatlordfluffernutter

Now, one might look at these numbers and be lead to believe that half of all tumblr users don't read posts. However, in the replies to this post you will find over a hundred users who will happily clarify to you that actually the reason why they voted the way they did isn't cause they didn't read the post but actually because they didn't bother to look at the words in the post and process them as language, a technique commonly referred to as reading the post.

#getting flashbacks to my Algebra II teacher who have out a test packet and the VERY FIRST LINE on the page said #“Just write your name at the top of the packet and nothing else to receive 100%.”#“Doing even a single question will result in this being graded like a normal test.”#only me and one other girl did as directed and got 100%#everyone else worked through all 35 questions and the highest grade was like 68% 😭#literally the very first line at the very top of the page! I lost so much respect for my peers that day #it was a class size of like 40 too 🫠

scorebug

height check. how tall are you people in my phone

#5' 6“#well technically it's 5' and 5.65“ so idk whether to round up or down #because I'm closer to 5'6“ than 5'5” but since I never “broke into” the 6“ mark idk if I should say I'm 5'6”?#fun fact I inherited my dad's growth rate where he was 5'3“ until senior year of high school where she shot up to 5'8” in a single summer #I was 5'1“ until senior year where I shot up to 5'6” in a single summer #idk how or why we grew 5“ I a single 3 month span at the age of 16-17 because apparently that's not normal #late bloomers I guess

h0lyhandgrenade

What Fallout 3 means to me, summarized into a single image.

#fallout 3

alexc-draws

some small moments between the two

alacrity is actually really good at card games, like scary good. she and charon played as a team while he was still working for ahzrukhal to milk all the caps they could from local caravaners and merchants. the stipulation was the house took half the pot but it was still good caps and despite not admitting it, charon looked forward to it every week.

#fallout 3 #Charon #op idk how you did it but in the top two images even tho he's not smiling - he looks happy 🥹

silayter

Scary dog privilege

#fallout 3 #Charon #still so crazy to comprehend that this mf is canonically 6' 8“

nerdygoth77

Charon and Dogmeat watching the Lone Wanderer get abducted by aliens

#fallout 3 #laugh rule #Charon #Dogmeat

worthlesssix

FO3 - Kids, Could you Lighten up a Little?

Redraw of a Simpsons gag. I don't post much FO3 but I couldn't resist this bit, I thought it fit my LW, Butch and Charon too well, hehe.

#I am once again back on my bullshit (playing fo3 again for the 100th time)#fallout 3 #I love my boys #Butch Deloria #Charon

24985uhjnetfoiuswhiejnklmpfos0

fuck it 10 pm post we like to party

moonkitty

this video feels like seeing an old friend for the first time in a decade

hopeless-eccentric

(mid-divorce) the american education system never taught me how to cherish a woman

weepylucifer

dry humping in its specificity as a term implies the existence of wet humping

weepylucifer

not my best work

weepylucifer

everyone quit reblogging with "investing" and "making this blow up". that only happens to blogs that are already big. my posts sit squarely at 2 notes apiece and so it shall remain

#“that only happens to already big blogs”#post now sitting at 30k+ notes in just 24 hours #you sure about that op? lol

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