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toast || they || 25+ || chronic overthinker

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hello :)

asks are almost always open and here's my ao3

i like to fill in gaps of official lore, overwrite semi-official lore, and sometimes push canon off a high cliff just because

bots and bot lookalikes (ie no reblogs, empty bio, default profile picture) will be blocked on sight

not a big shipper, when i do (rarely) make stuff, it’s either heavy angst/hurt or sheer nonsense with no in between

for posts with heavy/mature/serious themes, i try to CW/TW accordingly. if i miss something, please let me know!

[under the cut: hyperlinked masterlist & tag guide]

masterlist & tags

on tumblr | general

#toast.txt | the catch-all tag for my own posts #asks | where the asks go #crumbs | hcs, plot ideas, small snips of longer and/or WIP things #freshbaked | posts for new/updated ao3 works

valorant | general

#valorant posts are tagged by character rather than relationship

#astra | #breach |  #brimothy | #chamber | #cypher | #fade | #jett | #kayo | #kj | #neon | #omen | #phoenix | #raze | #reyna | #sage | #skye | #sova | #yoru | and my overall oc tag is #valoc

valorant | my own posts about specific characters

headcanons and the like

breach [X][X][X] brimstone [X][X][X] chamber [X][X] cypher [X][X] fade [X] kayo [X] neon [X] omen [X] reyna [X] sage [X] sova [X][X][X][X][X] viper [X] yoru [X]

incorrect quotes

breach [X][X] brimstone [X][X][X][X] chamber [X] cypher [X] neon [X] phoenix [X] sage [X] sova [X][X][X] viper [X][X]

miscellaneous

general [X] breach [X][X] brimstone [X][X] chamber [X][X] phoenix [X] reyna [X] sova [X][X][X][X][X] yoru [X] 

snippets/posts of works in progress

the dose makes the poison | "brim, we need more scouts." | wrestling au | i'm still upset at how often i think about this |

on ao3 | valorant one-offs

man and beast alike, M, ~4k, Jett & Sova & Phoenix mission fic  warnings: violence | choking/strangling | blood/injury | minor character death

like a herd of cats with just enough brains to type, T, ~2.5k, chatfic “if the protocol was an mmorpg guild, their chat might look like this”

on ao3 | valorant works in progress

all good devils, M, ~3k, Breach & Sova, mission gone wrong. warnings: violence | blood/injury | drug use | character death (potential) status: 33%, 1/3 chapters posted.

flashpoint alpha, M, ~8k, Phoenix & Sova, mission gone wrong. warnings: violence | blood/injury | claustrophobia | character death (potential) status: tabled for ground-up rewrite

other things

not-fandom posts of mine | [search engine tips] [you’re not stupid]

#re.writing | writing advice, memes, feelings, advice, etc  #faves | (usually) fandom content i really like  #save | things i’d like to come back to at some point  #q | queued/scheduled posts  #smiles | fun and/or cute things  #reference | useful information and/or something with a lot of links  #toast.rb | shameless self-promotion reblogging my own things  most posts are tagged by type (except when i forget) | #text | #image | #video

last updated | 2022-04-26

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my ocs watching me repeatedly write hundreds of words about each one of them, only to save every single post to drafts and delete it all the very next day

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the mirror of dystopic airborne map ascent and utopic underwater map pearl is very compelling imagery tbh

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sorry i've been a bit disappeared lately i've been sucked into a different fandom hell and now am being pulled in multiple directions but don't worry i will claw my way back

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jett: am i in trouble?

brim: take a guess.

jett: ...no?

brim: take another guess.

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brim: ... where's raze?

killjoy: ...doing ... stuff.

brim: .... and where's sova?

killjoy: trying to stop raze from doing stuff.

brim: and breach?

killjoy: trying to stop sova from stopping raze from doing stuff.

brim, sighing: so you're here to stop me from stopping breach from stopping sova from stopping raze from doing stuff? is that right?

[distant explosion]

killjoy: ...not anymore.

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astra regularly recruits cypher to help her bully the shit out of chamber in nonstop french she told me so herself

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reyna: --all i mean is that the line is easy to draw. non-radiants, radiants. human, and more than human.

cypher and sova, with cutting edge optical technology literally embedded in their skulls:

breach, a bilateral amputee with state of the art prosthetics capable of generating full earthquakes:

chamber, in possession of a physics-breaking ?pocket dimension?:

kay/o, ????:

brimstone: can we not do the transhumanism thing at six thirty in the morning

killjoy: actually i think the argument she’s making is more posthumanist--

viper: everyone in this room has three seconds to shut the fuck up and never speak again

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brim, being rescued: i've never been more glad to see a toaster in my entire life

kay/0, doing the rescuing: you do know i can just leave without you, right

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i knew the rhythm of the chamber trailer reminded me of something but it turns out that something is a tally hall song from 2011 so here you go i guess

[mothshroooms]

Tfw Bae has the AUDACITY

[hvstias]

Cypher: I don't gossip. Okay, maybe sometimes I found out things, or I hear something and I pass that information on... You know, kind of like a public service. But in illegal ways.

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i was watching the winter soldier and now i cant stop laughing at this my humor is so broken pls send help

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Sova: You say "please" and "thank you" in front of younger agents all the time and they never repeat it.

Sova: But when you say "fuck" ONCE—

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Reyna: [to Neon] If you're thinking about killing someone, don't. Not "don't kill them," but don't think about it. Just do it already.

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Cypher: Eating is, without a doubt, my favourite of the survival-based activities. Like, I'll breathe, but I don't enjoy it.

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[secret meeting]

sova: i trust i am not alone in thinking fade’s sudden change of heart is incredibly suspicious. 

neon, nodding: yeah, the whole thing’s super sus

cypher: i don’t think—

chamber: she greeted me in the hall today. ‘hello, how are you’, the whole charade. if she’s playing a part, she’s certainly playing it well

kayo: and i’m pretty sure i heard her say ‘please’ when she asked sage for a heal yesterday. really trying to sell it.

cypher: that. that isn’t—

breach: so we all agree that she’s shady as fuck