Pilz

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My Favourite DPXDC Posts

Crack posts.

Kitten Danny

Haunted Doll

Free Hugs

Danny the Professional annoyance

Is it a Birdy or the Devil?

BatBlob

Streamer Danny ends up with cat meta powers

Scandal Family

Tim obsesses over the Nightingale family weirdness

Maddie and Walker fuck up the Joker

Batman wants to adopt the 'Villain' Phantom

Hal adopts Danny and throws him at YJ to channel his gremlin energy

Home Alone

Quacked Up

Danny and Sam cause chaos at gale with Wayne brood

Eldritch Danny on the moon

Grand Theft Batmobile

Bart's Uncle Danny

Older Danny

Send me a Friend

Danny adopts Kon - ends up being mistaken as Kryptonian God

Danny runs Meta humans anon in Gotham

Psychopomp Danny helps Ace hero as a ghost dog

Talia x Danny - Bellatrix Star

Talia x Danny, Talia ends up in the Infinite Realms

Talia x Danny, Talia donates her DNA to stabilise Ellie

Danny is a Mad Scientist, Lex keeps trying to hire him

PA Danny

Overly Competent Amity Parkers work for Wayne Enterprises

Batfam think Sam and Tucker are villains - Danny their civilian spouse

Danny raises Clark

Danny adopts the Talons

Danny gets adopted as a teen

Danny's ghost guardians send him to Flash

Danny is Tim's babysitter turned brother - Mockingbird au

Constantine Adopts Danny + blames Batman for child invasion

Alfred adopts the Phantom siblings

Dan is Danny's guardian. Ends up dating local Crime Lord.

Danny is part Martian

Outlaws find Danny digging himself out of his own grave

Billy + Danny get found out as teens

Lois gets the next big story

Danny + Dani get adopted by Flash

De-aged Danny

Phantom siblings with Dan as the oldest end up in Gotham.

Danny 'kidnaps' Jason as his Dad

Danny gets adopted by Speedforce + Gotham

Stalker, Photographer Danny

Danny steals YJ DNA - becomes their shared baby

Child Danny

Danny's ghost parents choose Diana to raise him

Reincarnated TimKon clone - breaks Jokers everything

Danny goes Rogue

Teen Villain Alliance 1 2

'No Consequences'

Danny is Catwoman's apprentice. And Damian's twin.

Danny is a catboy. Loses Cheetah - his adopted Mom

Danny is a baby Rogue

Amity Park Centric

Literal Ghost Town Amity Park - Angsty

Jason gets ghost adopted by Skulker

Amity Park Holidays

Amity Park distrust JL - Danny x Klarion

DC and DP are separate dimensions

Danny and Dani end up in DC. Have to steal ecto to get home

Danny, Sam and Tucker land on Kent's farm - get adopted

Jazz, Danny and Dani get summoned. Jazz takes out the threat

Danny and Dani get adopted by Dr Freeze

Tim adopts interdimensional de aged Danny

Kent's adopt de aged Danny and Dani. No one surprised.

Children of Gotham

Danny dates a hero

Eldritch Danny x Kon

Be Not Afraid - Constantine x Danny

Ice Core Danny - Constantine x Danny

No Trick only Treat

Dick x Danny - Danny has POTS

Danny x Bruce - Red X Danny

Danny x Bruce - People think Danny is Batman

Danny x Damian as Addams Family style couple

Tim x Everlasting Trio meet in Arkham

Danny is the child/clone of not Fenton parents

Constantine is Danny's third parent

Not Danny Centric

Dani is a Space Pirate

Dan x Constantine - Dan ends up working for JLD

Vlad x Lex - Fake Marriage for reasons

Vlad x Lex - Danny finds Kon and saves him

Jack Fenton x Waylon Jones 1 2

Jazz's Magical Matchmaking Mount

Dani the Amazon

Billy gets adopted by Box Ghost and Lunch Lady

Ember and Harley are sisters

Dani x Damian - Drunk Dani

The obligations of a rogue versus those of a parent

Dani is Queen of the Mirrorborn

Jazz x Bruce - Jazz is Klarion's Mom

Frostbite end up in Gotham

Dani kidnaps Jason during the Titans Tower Attack

Fright Knight adopts Danny and ends up dating Scarecrow

Fright Knight x Batman x Scarecrow

Uncle Scarecrow AU

Damian befriends teen Dad Danny. Adores Baby Ellie.

A Butler's Duty

Jack + Waylon are brothers No. Two

Tucker x Monica hack the JL

Fan Art

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Fae Amity Park

Danny reforms Pariah Dark in DC

Talia x Danny - Exes who get back together

Danny gets trapped in the IR instead of becoming a Halfa. Gets summoned to DC years later.

Jazz x Jason. Jazz adopts de aged Dani. Danny moves with her to Gotham

Jazz x Jason - Jazz is a social worker

Jazz x Cass - Jazz saves a roofied Dick

Cass x Steph adopt de-aged Danny

Amity and Gotham are sister cities

Danny is the secretary for WE

Danny goes to DC verse. Accidentally becomes Tim's legal Uncle

Danny create company to publish art from the Realms.

Amity Park - Sovereign State of Fuck You

Danny and Tim co parent their mad science AI baby

Cass x Danny - Danse Macabre

Jazz is also a Halfa. Clark takes them to Watchtower for safety

Banshee Star - Danny + Ember band au. Batman paranoia.

Dani adopts Kon

Constantine is Danny's Dad. Danny finds out due to soul deal

Tim Drake is Princess Dorathea's Nephew

Diana Prince x Dani Phantom

Batfam THINK Danny is an evil mad scientist. Accidentally make clones.

Damian finds Danny in an Alley. Brings him to the Manor

Jazz kills Joker to save Danny

Selina Kyle is Maddie Fenton's sister. Adopts her niblings

Symbiote Ellie Phantom

Danny saves Grundy from the GIW. Takes him to Amity Park

Danny has the accident early. Fenton parents abandon him in Gotham.

Danny x Jason Marriage of Convenience

Jason x Lancer save the Liminal Class

Two Dads are better than none

Paranormal Department

Danny becomes singer at Iceberg Lounge

De-aged Danny busts trafficking rings

Everlasting Trio go camping in Gotham

Phantom siblings get sent to DC universe for safety

The King and Clones band AU

Danny x Jason - Danger Twink

Danny is Clockwork's Apprentice

Dani punches Green Lantern - gets arrested

Danny x Tim - Accidental Marriage

Danny is a WonderBat child. Has amnesia.

Danny x Constantine - Accidental sugar Daddy

Danny, Ellie + Jazz reincarnate as Clones in DC verse

Ellies raising de-aged Danny, works for Penguin

Batfam turn benign mad science experiment into clones, Danny claims child support

Danny gaslights Batman into thinking he has powers

Jazz x Jason - Jason's siblings in law steal tires off Batmobile

Crow Prince Danny

Mini Hood

Alien Egg AU

Presumed Aliens

Ghost on Wikipedia

Danny - Accidental King of Earth

Ace and Cujo save the Phantom siblings

Danny + YJ in a visual novel game.

Everlasting Trio and the evil looking baby tree

Tim's Birthday Wish

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Danny flirts with Bruce, So what if he's the same age as Jason?

Operation Blackmail. Infinite Realms Regents kidnap BatKids to save Danny

Danny and Dani fall through portal. Latch onto nearest Liminal. BatDad acquired!

Diana's living family can't help with curse. Clockwork sends Danny to help his adoptive Niece.

Phantom siblings de-aged. End up in Gotham. Found and adopted by Cass

Danny + Dani reincarnate as Ra's mad science babies. Run away to unknowing donor Tim.

Danny x Jason - Gatekeep. Gaslight. Girlboss. Batman into getting rid of AEA. Bruce NOT impressed.

Danny has the accident earlier. Fenton parents find out. Abandon him in Gotham. Lady Gotham loves her bright boy!

Danny x Jason - Fake Vampire AU

Everlasting Trio move next door to Bruce. Midwestern him into a healthier person.

Jason asks Ghost King to kill Joker. Danny agrees. If Jason will be his human guardian.

Tim finds baby in the Batcave's Lazarus Pit. Blames Bruce

Dan is a pissed off stork for timeline displace Speedster babies

Jason human adopts Everlasting Trio. Who ghost adopt him back.

Tucker aggressively courts Waylon Jones

Dick adopts Fenton siblings

Batman grounds Danny. Who is confused. Batman is NOT his Dad. Yet.

Halfa Jason adopts liminal class

Tim + Danny work together in college. Danny knows Red Hood is Jason. Doesn't explain how.

Danny x Klarion - Klarion is a simp for Danny. Asks for help from YJ to flirt.

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Ghost Constantines adopts the Fenton siblings. So does John.

Ellie marries Lady Gotham

Danny declares war on Gotham's curses

Amity Park at war with GIW. Liminal kids flee to Fawcett for safety.

Tim accidentally summons Danny

Baby Tim summons Danny for a parents teacher chat

Kara is sent to Earth with Kal-el. Danny finds them.

Wayne ancestors bug Danny for a pass to haunt Bruce

Damian's epic romance with the youngest daughter of King Phantom

Danny finds Martha Wayne's haunted necklace. Sends her home

Danny adopts Raven

Danny is raising de-aged Dan. Time travelling heroes panic

de-aged Bruce adopted by everlasting trio

Zone Con

Klarion given de-aged Dan to raise. Is besties with Danny.

Fenton siblings on the run in Gotham, accidentally knock out Nightwing

Harley Quinn is Danny's Aunt, Danny and Jason hit it off

Everlasting Trio - The Baby Tree AU

Danny finds Martha Wayne's haunted necklace. Helps her gain enough strength to haunt Bruce.

Dick x Danny - Danny finds an injured Nightwing. Dick is smitted with the guy that patched him up. And his adorable twins (De-aged ellie and Dan)

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John THINKS Amity Park is a Fae city.

Yeti's to the rescue

Danny reincarnates as a wondersuper clone. One. Two. Three.

Danny posts his parents 'research'. Flash is NOT happy with the scientific misconduct.

Danny and Ellie save people from a rogue trap. Tim and Damian somewhat smitten

Cousin Vlad AU. Danny and Steph working together to escape Vlad's yandere tendencies.

Damian gets affected by Soul Shredder. Is VERY traumatised

baby ghost au

Halfa Jason finds halfa trio's cores. Goons think he was knocked up

Danny raising de-aged Dan and Ellie. Arsenal get's thrown through their wall. Danny patches him up.

Dan reincarnates as Bruce Wayne. Doesn't introduce his siblings to his kids till he's close to death

Phantom siblings reincarnate as Talons

Post Brucequest Tim runs away to Amity Park. Danny is determined to befriend his new vigilante helper. Tim is scared to make friends.

Ellie finds and mentors Halfa Tim.

shapeshifter trio. They pretend to be metas to hide being halfa's. Clark meets them and has concerns

Danny x Steph - puns and spoilers

Batarang Incident Kills Jason

Single parent of many clone children meets Young Justice team while on Pokemon journey

Redeemed Dan becomes the Wayne's Assistant Butler

Danny kills Joker for scholarship to Gotham U

Babs help Jazz as a forum buddy. Helps her save Danny

JLD Sam x Zatanna

Internet Famous

Zone Publishing

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Things I might write?

Cale henituse

Art

Cale (fic)

dpxdc

Danny turns into a leviathan

Danny was Captain Nightingale in ancient times, and he came back in the modern day

Ships

Damian/Danny Through your eyes

Danny & Constantine

Danny is Constantines cat

Pitch Pearl

Danny x Phantom

Art

Angel Danny

Corpse AU (2 page comic)

Protector of Ghosts

Fic idea

Lazarus Mermaid

[saphushia]

the hardest part of the job is breaking the news that lactose intolerance is more permanent than death

[teapotofbees]

Lmaoooooo Dick’s face in the last panel, such big round eyes

[alkallier]

IVE SEEN THIS ON PINTEREST. IVE VEEN LOOKING FOR THE ORIGINAL FOR SO DANG LONG ✧⁠\⁠(⁠>⁠o⁠<⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠✧ (ps. Thank you for reposting it Bee~)

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June Prompts 🌼

Word prompts to use for doodling or writing

fairytale

garden hose

fruit stand

radio

block party

tattoo

ice cream

postcard

festival

skating

barefoot

night walks

pride

fries

stream

flower crown

outdoors

cocktail umbrellas

playing cards

sailboat

karaoke

dandelions

buttons

pearls

midsummer

universe

neon sign

dragonfly

birch tree

peaches

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Monthly Prompt Lists

[ratatosk777]

you know, I like giving pavo heart attacks

[oncillaphoenix]

the spirit is willing but the flesh is experiencing technical difficulties

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I just had two nightmares ._.

One similar to freddy fazbear, the only difference is that they ripped out my eyes.

and one where I ran room to room with my family, and if we weren't fast enough those things would take us

And than I somehow died AGAIN

And I was just running from room to room and those things would kill my fam

Ma was the last to survive

Idk if she made it tho

I sure as he'll didn't

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[1000-life-hacks]

[the-stove-is-on-fire]

Protector of Ghosts

Even big scary ghosts need affection and emotional support.

[Image ID: A digital drawing of Danny Fenton in a hoodie looking murderous while gently cradling the face of a monstrous Phantom with one hand. Phantom's body is black and shadow-like with glowing neon green ribs, palms, eyes, mouth, ghostly tail and fire for hair. Phantom has four hands, three of which he is using to hold onto Danny, and the fourth hovers reverently over the human hand cradling his face. /. End ID]

Original sketch under the cut:

[pullbackandrelease]

Hey, anyone who said this outfit would be perfect for Ghost King Phantom? Tada I posted this on a DPxDC discord server, and they said to "lemme reblog this on tumblr!!!" so here we are

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Oddities

There were a lot of odd little things that Danny could do. He could list on and on about all the different ways he could contort his body or pop off his limbs. But instead, he liked to document all of the little oddities of the city he was staying in. Danny sure had his oddities, but Gotham seemed to be pressed to beat him when it came to the amount.

So when he found his way back into his abandoned warehouse (yes, he was claiming it, fuck off), he couldn't really say he was startled at the sight of the Justice League standing in his living room. Nor was he surprised at the familiar blond nosing his way through Danny's kitchen.

Clearing his throat, he watched as some of the league that hadn't noticed him arrive finally did. Though of course there were the leaguers who did notice him arrive and Constantine.

"Constantine, I thought you said this is the home of an ally. This is a child." One of the Leaguers speaks up. Danny snorts as Constantine's expression contorts.

With a flick of a lighter, he's lighting a cigarette. With barely even a second of time after that action, the cigarette's a frozen relic in ice between his lips. Danny didn't even have to move. Constantine knows the rules, no smoking in his house goddamnit.

With his own chuckle, the blonde drops the iced cigarette and gestures dramatically toward Danny.

"The great Phantasma, everyone." Danny's rolling his eyes.

"Phantom. Just call me Phantom."

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They Told Him the Outside World Was Poison — Gotham Proves Them Wrong (Mostly)

Danny Fenton didn’t grow up in Amity Park.

He grew up in a compound.

Not the “hippie commune” kind. Not the “off-the-grid survivalist” kind either. This was quieter. Colder. Controlled.

A place where the adults spoke in hushed, reverent tones about the Veil. Where children were taught that the world beyond the gates was corrupted, dangerous—infected by something unseen.

Danny never questioned it.

Not when they made him sit through “cleansing” rituals. Not when they told him his strange sensitivity to cold and electricity was a gift. Not even when they started calling him the Bridge.

Because in the cult, that meant he was special.

It meant he had a purpose.

It meant one day, he would open the way.

He was thirteen when everything went wrong.

Or right.

Depending on who you ask.

The ritual wasn’t supposed to work yet.

They said he wasn’t ready. That the Veil would reject him. That he needed more time, more training, more obedience.

But Danny had always been… different.

So when they locked him in that chamber, surrounded by symbols carved too deep into stone, chanting words older than language—

The Veil didn’t reject him.

It answered.

The adults called it ascension.

Danny remembers it as pain.

Cold, endless, consuming pain.

And then—

Silence.

When he woke up, the compound was gone.

Burned. Broken. Empty.

No bodies.

No survivors.

Just ash, and echoes.

And the faint, whispering hum of something inside him that hadn’t been there before.

He walked for days.

No one came looking for him.

No one ever had.

Eventually, he found a city.

Or maybe the city found him.

Gotham isn’t subtle like that.

At first, Danny thinks this is what they warned him about.

The crime. The darkness. The way people look over their shoulders even in daylight.

He expects corruption to feel… different.

More supernatural.

More like the thing inside him.

But Gotham?

Gotham is just… human.

Broken, sure. Dangerous, definitely. But not poisoned in the way the cult described.

Which raises a question Danny doesn’t know how to answer:

If the outside world isn’t what they said it was—

Then what was the cult protecting?

And more importantly…

What did they turn him into?

It doesn’t take long before Gotham notices him.

A kid who doesn’t feel the cold. Who disappears when cornered. Who glitches when the streetlights flicker.

Batman notices.

Of course he does.

Danny isn’t scared of Batman.

Not really.

He’s seen worse.

Been through worse.

But there’s something unsettling about the way Batman looks at him—

Not like he’s dangerous.

Not like he’s broken.

But like he’s a mystery that needs solving.

And Danny hates that.

Because if Batman starts digging…

He might find the truth.

About the Veil.

About the ritual.

About what’s still whispering inside Danny’s head when the city goes quiet.

And if that happens?

Danny isn’t sure if Gotham will survive it

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DP x DC AU — The Hermit Who Accidentally Got Adopted by the League of Assassins

Danny Fenton is seventeen when everything finally becomes too much.

The GIW is closing in. His parents are getting too close to the truth. Dan and Dani—de-aged, confused, his responsibility—need somewhere safe.

So Danny runs.

He flies as far as he can think to go.

The middle of nowhere.

Deep in the Rocky Mountains.

Miles from civilization.

He finds an abandoned house, fixes it up just enough to survive, and disappears from the world.

Becomes a ghost story.

A hermit.

A kid raising two even younger kids in the wilderness.

Danny adapts.

He hunts. He cooks. He learns to patch wounds and set bones. He tucks Dan and Dani in at night and pretends everything is okay.

He becomes—

A mom.

Then one night, he finds a body in the snow.

Barely alive.

Bleeding out.

Dangerous, even unconscious.

Danny hesitates for all of two seconds before hauling her inside.

Because that’s just who he is.

Talia al Ghul wakes up three days later.

In a stranger’s home.

Healed.

Alive.

She is not used to debts.

Especially not ones like this.

She watches.

The boy—Danny—moves through the house with quiet efficiency.

He cooks.

Cleans.

Checks on the two younger children constantly.

They cling to him like he’s the center of their world.

And perhaps he is.

Talia understands that kind of responsibility.

“You should not have saved me,” she tells him one evening.

Danny shrugs.

“You needed help.”

“That is not a sufficient reason.”

“It is for me.”

She learns more.

The hunters chasing him. The experiments. The fear.

The way he never fully relaxes.

The way he always keeps the children close.

This is not a safe environment for them.

This is survival.

Talia makes a decision.

One she considers… generous.

Danny wakes up to a blade at his throat.

Talia smiles calmly.

“Do not struggle. This will be easier if you cooperate.”

Danny, who has fought ghosts, clones, and government agents, just sighs.

“…You’re kidnapping me, aren’t you.”

“Yes.”

“…Do I at least get to pack?”

The League of Assassins is not prepared.

For Danny.

For Dan.

For Dani.

Danny adapts immediately.

He organizes.

He cooks.

He patches up injured assassins without question.

He enforces bedtime.

He somehow becomes a stable presence in a place built on violence.

Dan starts fights.

Dani explores everything.

Danny apologizes for both.

Constantly.

Talia watches it all with quiet satisfaction.

The boy needed protection.

The children needed structure.

And she—

Has repaid her debt.

The League now has:

• one feral ghost teen with terrifying power • two chaotic children with even worse tendencies • a surprisingly effective “caretaker” who has somehow domesticated assassins

No one is entirely sure how it happened.

But the League has never run more efficiently.

Somewhere far away, certain vigilantes are going to have a lot of questions.

[the-autistic-spider]

please recommended some dp or fnaf x [crossover here] fics please

i cant find any to read

also if you could could it be young justice related

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Red = mcu x dp. Black/White = dc x dp. Green = dp x mha. Yellow = hp x dp. Orange = sp x dp.

How not to get adopted by bruce wayne: an incomplete guide by Evandarya. Close enough to be whole again by hailsatanacab. Raising Phantom by imp_y. Ghost in the big city by fiery_fics. BatCat Spectre by Tathartiel. A Little Overshadowing Never Hurt Anyone by Playedcrowd5610. Finding Solace by KettleFire. Wayne's haunted mansion by Tathartiel. Adopted By A Ghostling by Omnicrex. You Can't Punch A Ghost by Internal_Screaming. 30 Days of Kidnappings by Hyperintrovert. Have Faith in me by DisillusionedDanny. Batcows New BFF by ziazippy5379. Crashing through worlds by PickleofwhichisFickle64. Worthy by halfagone (milkywxy). Devil, meet Ghost by TorScrawls. Child Heroes Sometimes Need Saving by DevilsCourt. When Your Stalker Joins You For a Ritual by DevilsCourt. Contract Curfuffle by DevilsCourt. Of Course It's a Cult by DevilsCourt. How to live (when you've long been dead) by DisorganizedKitten. Sometimes We Should Fear Men, Not Monsters by UnderApollo (Jack_Vasquez). ghostly protector by Saralley. Whats One More? by CraveSweets. the lost and forgotten kids (lead the towards other tomorrows) by surely_silly. Things That Go Bump In The Night by Le_Ghost_Writer. Ghostly Adopted by spaztasticabouteverything. Sending You Off to Die!...I Mean, Japan by Kree_Minory [and the rest of that series is good]

These are all on ao3.

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DCxDP Fic Idea: The Misstress of the Batcave.

It starts off one mission gone horribly wrong. Because for all of Bruce's training and preparations, he also had weaknesses.

Magic, to Bruce, was a science he couldn't understand yet. There were rules and methods to the madness, but it took much longer than he liked for him to find the links. That's why he was unprepared for the witches and their trap. He had foolishly led his team into their clutches, and his children were the ones to pay the price.

He had been tracking a group of young teenage girls through online forms. Listening in on some rather troubling conversations about human sacrifice and rites of passage to prove their loyalty. Bruce wanted to believe it was just a bunch of kids going through a phase, but the wording in the conversations was raising red flags.

He had first suspected them when one of the girls had attempted to do a ritual on her classmate in Gotham Academy- only a room down from Tim's homeroom! His baby could have been hurt!- and the girl in question had to be sent to the hospital in the ambulance. The entire thing was being played off as a prank gone wrong, but Bruce knew it was far more worrisome than that.

One didn't simply duct tape and hold someone's head underwater to the point they needed emergency medical assistance, no matter what the girl and her overly influential parents claimed. She likely thought that because she went after a scholarship girl, there wouldn't be as many consequences, but Bruce was more than happy to put that assumption to the ground. Her privileged little face crumbled when Bruce and his lawyers burst into the discipline community meeting, standing behind one of his scholarship children with a cold and determined fury.

She was expelled, and her parents were more ashamed of the talk that would cause, instead of their daughter nearly murdering someone. Obviously, Bruce decided to flag her.

He found her venting to her online friends that same night and discovered she fancied herself a witch. Her powers were just dormant because she hadn't completed a successful ritual, but she would attempt again, and this time she would go after someone Bruce Wayne loved. She had her eyes on Tim or Damian.

Needless to say, Batman put her crazy ass in Arkham within a week. Still, the form she was in was active and going strong, encouraging other young girls to unlock their powers through similar actions.

Barbara helped shut them down, but like an invasive weed, a new form popped up left and right as they sent each other private messages. They couldn't control them all, and thus Bruce decided to lay a trap.

He called his children to his aid, explaining the situation, and laid a trap by posting a fake meet-up in the form. They would be waiting for the girls, and the moment they did something that could put them away, the entire Bat team would jump in.

It was supposed to be a perfect sting operation. He just wasn't expecting the forms admins to be so aware of who was who and to catch the fake post. They made quick work of reversing the trap, setting it up so that when the Bats jumped in, they would cast a spell on them.

Bruce swore he never feared death as much as he did in that moment, all of his children were flung into the center of an active magical rune circle, and their screams would forever echo in his nightmares, he is sure. Thankfully, they had not died, but they were... unfit for active duty.

He contacted every magic user he knew. Unfortunately, the girls were so inexperienced with their magic that they accidentally cast an irreversible spell because they didn't know how the danm spell worked.

"It will time out," John assured after Bruce had picked him up with one hand from the front collar. The British man had been talking dismisively about his children's confidence. His tone changed quickly, though Bruce was trying not to think too closely about the blush that overtook the other's face. "You just have to wait for a year and they will be back to normal."

"A year?" Bruce growls brining the shorter man closer. He lets the others' feet dangle, keeping his toes just above the ground. A common intimidation tactic that Alfred taught him years ago. Unfortunately, it's not fear in John's eyes. He's enjoying this.

Bruce pushes him away, turning to Zatanna with a growl, "A year and they turn back?"

She smiles, a blush on her cheeks too, but thankfully knows when to ignore the elephant in the room. "Yes. One year."

"How exactly am I going to explain their condition? I can't make them travel for a full year! They can't be alone!" He hisses, letting John go and slamming his hands on the table behind him. The clatter rings through the cave like a gunshot, and Bruce already regrets doing so as his children all react to the noise.

Bruce has a moment of horror in which he swears at himself, and his children's faces scrunch into pouts before, nearly in perfect symphony, they burst into cries.

Nine toddlers were crying, as if they were trying to shatter glass with their highest notes.

Bruce winces, rounding the table and waving his arms. "No. No. It's okay! I'm sorry! Papa is so sorry. "

None of the children seemed to care about his apologies, raising a noise of displeasure. They cry and cry until their tiny faces start changing colors, which Bruce is pretty sure means they are close to dying from lack of oxygen. He flings a desperate look towards the magic users, who wear expressions only people not used to children would understand.

Surprisingly, it's John who reacts the fastest, twirling his hands until sparks of dancing lights appear in the air. The lights shift into horses and leaping billarinas. The children's crying slowly fades as they watch the lights, and soon coos and giggles follow.

The three adults let out a sigh of relief.

"I think I have an idea," Zatanna offers, stepping back, but keeping the children who reach and attempt to grab the light under a close eye. John takes that as a sign to get closer, entertaining the children with his magic, utterly focused on the action.

it good that he is. Bruce was going insane trying to keep them all from running in different directions as it were.

Dick, Jason, and Cass were turned into two-year-olds, meaning they had the terrible habit of standing up and running whenever Bruce looked away.

Tim, Steph, Harper, and Duke were one year old. While Harper seemed to get her steps in, the four of them were crawlers and were easier to gather, but they all enjoyed going under things that forced Bruce to lie flat on his stomach in an attempt to fish them out from wherever they had hidden, with only one arm.

Cullen (who really shouldn't have been on the call but convinced Damian to sneak him in) and Damian were infants; Bruce estimated they were seven to nine months old, based on their ability to sit up and pick things up, but not much else. Bruce had to be fast to get things out of their mouths, and he was sure he pulled a disc trying to wrestle a cave rock out of Damian's mouth when the boy did everything he could to fight against his own rescue.

"There is a reality-altering spell. It will make everyone believe you had ten young children from the very beginning, blocking all the memories of your children from reality. Once the year ends, the real memories will return, and their minds will create excuses for the missing year." She explains, pulling out a book that had been humming in her hat. Bruce just knew that thing was illegal and barely considered morally correct. "No one will notice that all the Wayne kids were turned into babies!"

".....Okay," Bruce finds himself agreeing because he had literally no idea what to do. Zatanna beams, opens the book, and chants. She makes a terrifying image, hair flaring around her, symbols glowing and floating out of the book, black fog falling from the pages onto the ground, and Bruce was pretty sure he could hear an entire choir singing as she chanted.

"Ugh...Zatanna? Is this safe?" He questions hesitantly back up from the woman whose wide smile was turning a little too happy, and her eyes were losing the white, slowly being replaced by black.

John sprang around with a look of pure alarm, "Wait-!"

The world flashed into a bright light, and Bruce knew everything had changed for one full year.

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The Justice League knew very little about one of their oldest members. No one knew anything about Batman. He was a member from the very beginning, but he rarely participated outside of meetings.

Clark had tried many times to discover the man under the mask, even using his powers, but somehow Batman always knew how to block him. Even his heart rate was different every time they met, which was why Clark was honestly convinced Batman wasn't human.

Due to not knowing anything about Batman- Flash didn't even know that Batman was real until he walked in and sat down at the first meeting- there were a lot of people who were uncomfortable in his presence.

Batman made no sense. He was removed from everything, yet somehow funded it all? Clark couldn't remember when it happened, but one day Batman stood up in the middle of a meeting and casually said, "We should move this to the Watchtower."

Then just showed them a secret orbital headquarters he happened to have. Batman also knew an alarming amount of personal details about everyone in the Justice League, mostly the core seven. No one knew how or why, even J'onn seemed surprised when Batman casually dropped comments about his culture.

A culture that went extinct. On another planet.

Yet somehow Batman knew when to wish him happy holidays on Martian holidays. Clark had seen the alien look utterly confused as Batman presented him with an orange and a traditional headband without any prompting.

Not to mention his description of the visiting port of Diana's island. Batman claimed he couldn't read minds, but Clark had his doubts.

So yes, they were a little tense around Batman.

"Today's report," Batman started with his usual growl and intense stare, making everyone sit up straight in their seats. Clark's bones actually crack from the way he pushed his shoulders back, attempting to look more professional. He didn't want Batman thinking he wasn't taking this seriously.

Clark didn't know what the worst thing Batman could do to him would be, but he wasn't about to give the maybe-not-human the chance to find out.

"-In terms of property damage, we have decreased to a satisfying 10%," Batman's voice drones on, recapping the information he had sent out earlier that week. Clark mentally patted himself on the back, knowing he was part of the decrease. He has taken more precautions in his fights after Batman told him they needed to talk about it, and Clark wanted to avoid that at all costs. "In response to public support for the damage caused by-"

Batman's words get cut off by a giant alarm. It's blaring from the speakers, flashing all the lights, and Batman's entire body goes rigid with fear that no one has ever seen on him.

The six members of the Justice League's core leap to their feet, ready for action.

Batman doesn't pay them attention, whirling around to stare at the giant screen that slips out of the wall- how long has that been in there?- and a video call connects.

In front of their eyes, a regular handsome human man, around his late thirties, appears. He has blue eyes like Clark's and long hair pulled into a sloppy ponytail. He also looks exhausted, though the two crying babies in his arms tell Clark it's a new father. He also spots more children in the background, running around and laughing with energy only young ones can have.

"B," He hisses, "You were supposed to be home to help with the kids."

"I'm so sorry, Danny. The meeting is running over and I-"

Danny's nose flares, "You are coming home to help with the kids, or so help me, there will be no Batcave to return to. Remember what Agent A said about all the children?"

Batman's shoulder hunch. "That I couldn't pay him any bloody amount of money or call upon any long-term loyalty that would make him care for so many of my kids."

"Yes, so you found me." Danny hisses, leaning closer to the camera as he moves his arms up and down to calm the two crying infants. "I am the one with nine children under the age of three because you were careless. You will return to the cave, and I will take a bath. Now."

Clark was pretty sure the man's eyes turned green. He also felt the touch of death with that three-letter word, so he did not fault Batman for turning around as soon as the call ended with a muttered "I have to go home now."

They watched him scurry to the telerporter like a soldier going to their last frontline. He vanished in one bright boom.

"Damn. The Mistress of the Batcave really called him back like a dog." Hal whisples, looking pleased, "To think Bats has normal problems like a marriage."

"Did you hear how many kids he has? Nine? Under the age of three?" Barry gasps, looking around like someone would pull out the children to show him physical proof. "Do his kind have litters?"

"The Mistress of the Batcave must be a great warrior." Diana perks up. "He made Batman cower."

Clark considers that and realizes he has finally learned of someone far worse than Batman. He prays that Danny never shows up in person... well, after a proper nap. He seemed too exhausted to do anything right now besides killing Batman.

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