Axol’s Barracks

(He/Him) Just an autistic & ADHD-ridden cleric on the internet! (Grown-ass man)

[soothedcerberus]

sorry that nobody appreciates your cleaning services, Dirk 😔

[pukicho]

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melody practise

[pukicho]

Mozart ain't doing Mary had a little lamb for practice, now is he.

[vgaxol]

Using my one moment of leaving the depths of my living quarters to say that these two live in my head rent-free.

[cad-comic]

[vgaxol]

A friend of mine recently recommended that I pick up a game called Lunacid, and found out it has an option for a player-made portrait you see throughout your playthrough. Of course, I couldn't resist.

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[shencomix]

I hate going on this shit

[vgaxol]

*u-turns your ask box*

Epic Pokémon joke

I had a slowpoke-ass response time on this one didn’t I. Sorry koifishslushie!

I’ll need to really honedge my Pokémon jokes for next time. Otherwise I’m gonna get caught Slaking again!!!

#ImSoSorry #IntoThePungeonForMe

[realpokemon]

was watching a video the other day where the streamers spent like five minutes just talking about how ugly swampert was.... shoutout to swampert you are beautiful and you don't deserve this 😔

tell me this isn't the prettiest princess his side of hoenn

[vaspider]

[keuppy]

IM CRYING????

[eldestisland]

@thatlazyrat @spindaonateaspoon

[keyblack-hl]

…it…

…..it was supposed to be a bunch of random disconnected doodles…

[keyblack-hl]

Thank you guys for so many notes in such a short period of time.  As for our dear star-crossed Pokemon…

They’re doing just fine.

[the-worm-man]

[pukicho]

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work it projrress

[writing-prompt-s]

You were terrified when you were sentenced to be thrown into the labyrinth with the Minotaur. That is until the Minotaur charged around the corner and you discovered, to your surprise, that the Minotaur was a calf. You’re not a victim. You’re a babysitter.

[writing-prompt-s]

You have been abducted by a UFO. After you slowly regained your senses, you thought that the alien would dissect, torture or experiment on you, instead they are talking about saving you and others from that oppressive and hellish planet called Earth.

[idkwhat132]

I watch Gundam or sd Gundam very little but I made them into axolotls anyway

[radicalgraff]

“If you promise to stay alive just a little bit longer I promise that we are going to make this world a place worth living in by any means necessary. I ain’t giving up. I swear.” 

Spotted in Clackamas, Oregon

[anarchopuppy]

I can’t stop thinking about this message, so I spent a while trying to isolate just the writing and make it transparent. I might order a shirt with it

Whoever in Clackamas wrote this message on their bus stop, I love you

[ilistentogirlinred]

NEW TAG GAME!

if you're tagged, reblog with two truths and a lie, guess what prev's lie is and reblog with your current favourite song!

i'll go first:

I play netball

I failed math once

I have cheated on a test

yes its the fyolai song i know

@mike-queerler @elsbianism @cultofsheep @yakkos-warners @your-friendly-neighbourh00d-fag @red-in-revenge @aroacesigma @the-beard-of-edward-teach @runninguplenorahills @silversoulstardust @lookingforgalaxies <3

[your-friendly-neighbourh00d-fag]

hm i think prev has not failed math

i have published writing

i can play six instruments

i have heterochromia

it took me a while to appreciate this song properly, but ohh. im. half doomed and you're semi sweet. literally. for ever and ever and ever

@kaleidoskuls @cr4shjay @ohfallingdisco @scarletcannotbenormal

[cr4shjay]

Six instruments is too specific I think you prob play like 5 or something equally insane but not six

1. Been dating my partner for almost 5 years

2. Majored in IT for one (1) semester before deciding I couldn't take it anymore

3. Own 163+ pokemon plushies (more, depending on how you count)

I don't have Spotify so no widget but Mastas of Ravenkroft by MCR has been stuck in my head all week and I think I am going insane

@theredheadedmenace @randomfire10 you two respond to my tag games💖 peace and love on planet earth

[randomfire10]

another silly tag game!

1. i can/have done speedruns of several games 2. ive rated/reviewed over 2000 songs 3. i used to make really shitty lets plays on youtube

fucking BANGER song man im in love with it

for previous post: jay i know you have like 30,000 plushies and also youve been dating your partner for as long as ive known you so im guessing 2. but i could easily be wrong in a “its been over 5 years” or “its only like 140 plushies” kinda way

in previous tag game i basically just said “mutuals,,, if you wanna” but i didnt tag anyone in specific cause i didnt wanna be like. invasive??? but fuck it. go go tag mutuals i dont know much about @akua-da-lotl​ @strawberry-shortsword​ @leah1ssleepy​ @chipthemudkip​ @amanda-axolotl​ @madamebleach​ @vgaxol SORRY IF YOU DONT WANNA BE TAGGED i promise i wont tag any of you in one of these again unless you decide to respond <33

[vgaxol]

Silly tagging game!!!

1. I’ve 100% completed a total of 5 games in my entire life as of this moment. The first game I ever completed being Drawn To Life: The Next Chapter.

2. I won an inventor’s competition at my now shut-down high school.

3. I’ve made a game in Roblox as a kid with very little free models, as a way to start getting myself into coding... It didn’t get far.

I will go ahead and tag @bigheaddoesart @istyulk @josunkourage @lakefoundtheirexit @ohgodavelociraptor @qwertist @viral-spiralz

(Lmk if you don’t wanna get tagged next time I ever do this!!!)

[amphibianaday]

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