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@vhspxrntcpe
Hey guys, ya ever wondered what my clouds smell like?
It's asparagus. I just bottle my piss.
@vhspxrntcpe
"Why Clown Household?" He snorted, "MacMillans, all of them." Doesn't matter where the 5 kids came from; what mattered was protecting Evan's overdeveloped sense of self importance.
âNot gonna argue if ya wanna be their mom.â Kenneth chuckled. âWhat we gonna name them? Piggy one to five sounds mean... Even for my standards.â
â I woke up from a fever like dream this morning. And its the most bizzare shit i ever dreamed in a few months. Apparently in this dream I was on the Dbd Wikipedia and someone edited trappers page and it said he had 5 kids with clown, all with unique names i cannot remember and was reffered to as âthe big thot clown householdâ I am in tears from laughing help me. â
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âDonât ya love our lil piggies?â
"Hey Wilson, can ya build something for me? i need something like landmines... Ya know, ya guys step on them and then a bottles explodes." ~vhspxrntcpe
âEasy, Iâve done that before,â he said, stopping to think for a moment while rubbing his chin with his fingertips. âI donât know if Iâll have the right materials here... or the approval of the other survivors!â
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âYa donât need to tell âem bout it. Just help me make it, please.â Kenneth knew that materials wouldnât be a problem but the others hating Wilson for it.... That might be a problem.
âClowns are the pegs on which the circus is hung.â
â P. T. Barnum
pegging clowns????
pegging hung clowns????
This is why this website is worth negative money
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clown masturbation is known as honking off
Hey Jordan, have you ever considered being quiet and going to bed
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*chanting* APPLE BALLOON, APPLE BALLOON, APPLE BALLOON, APPLE BALLOON, APPLE BALLOON, APPLE BALLO- - shyandniavelegionnaire
âTa-dah! One apple balloon for the cutest legion member. Hope ya enjoy it.â
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apple core
this is so cute I'm obsessed
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Reblog this if your muse has a nice butt.
Muse v Mun dashboard meme
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tagging @survivorsoftheunknownâ (WILSON!!!!) @the-hunted-dogâ @calmspiritedâ
single ;3c?
âGot my cupcake, sorry buddy...âÂ
*coughs* @survivorsoftheunknown *coughs*
Make your muse a teddy bear
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tagging all who see this!
â„a beautiful way to dieâ„
survivorsoftheunknownâ:
vhspxrntcpeâ:
âYeah some realms are interesting, but most just reflect how simple the killers are that live in them.â He laughed, thinking about the endless cornfield on the farm. âI think he mostly got books but I usually visit him to steal some drugs from him. Not sure if he knows or not. If ya want to we can go ask him if ya can read some of his books.â
âNah, heâs friendly. Only bites if ya hurt him. His nameâs Maurice.â
âSometimes you have to go for bad to avoid worst, you know?â he snorted. âIt would be nauseating if I wasnât so used to it at this point⊠Iâve had to carry buckets of manure and even had to carry it in his backpack sometimes! It was gross! But at least he could clean everything without risk once that piece of moon landed in the sea.â He never knew when to stay quiet, specially when he was excited because of the presence of another smart guy.
âBut I might have to decline your offer though. Youâre not roping me into being kidnapped a third time, specially if I donât know whether I can actually die or not!â
âI can try to ask him, but I donât know if he will want to. Last time we seemed to be just fine and he went into the murder zone suddenly. I mean, my bad. He did tell me he was the killer,â he shrugged. âStupid me stayed still for a moment.â
While the Clown talked, he scritched the horseâs snout between his eyes before moving back. âMaurice. Nice. I used to have a pet too! Uh⊠a special one. Brown and fluffy.â How did someone explain Chester to someone else?
âWait, youâre telling me you go into his realm without him noticing? Can you take me?â He could steal his books. He prob wouldnât realize they were gone since he had so many of them.
Avoid the worst by choosing bad⊠âThatâs how I ended up here.â he laughed. And once again Wilson showed that he has been through some shit. âHold up. A piece of the moon landed in the sea? Howâs that work?â He completely forgot about the manure thing after hearing that. âYa mean like a meteor?â
âWhat if I knock ya out and force ya?â he chuckled. If he really wanted to, he could just do that right on the spot but he like the guy. âIâm jokinâ. Not gonna hurt ya.â
âI think he enjoys talking to people. But if ya pull the wrong wires heâs split ya head open⊠I could try to protect ya, heâs not as strong as he seems.â
When Wilson moved back, Maurice moved his head after him. âThink he likes ya.â Kenneth stepped closer to his horse, continuing to give him some scritches. âSo like.. a dog? Tell me more âbout him.â Sure he had killed a few dogs back in their old world but he always had a soft spot for animals.
âUsually he doesnât notice, too caught up in his books and notes. So as long as we donât make too much noise, we should be fine!â Just now he realized that Wilson wanted to go into his office. âI can take ya but heâs gonna get pissed if ya first sneak around and then interrupt him. Only chance ya have if heâs in his own room or in a trial.â This was going to be suicide mission. Time to actually start praying.
Welcome to the realm of the Entity!
âLooks like ya were caught in the spiders web too. Well donât worry âbout it anymore, because from now on ya greatest worry will be bloodlusting killers chasinâ ya ass. Get used to the feeling of cold metal hook piercinâ ya flesh. This is a nightmare ya never wake up from.âÂ
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âThis is like taking vacation days. And Iâve always worked for myself so Iâm giving myself the entirety of my life off.â Unless he could just go back to his actual home ofc.
RTHSI IS ADORBALE I CANâT Q.Q I LOVE THJEMÂ
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