[ftsartblog]

based on this fic

[repmet]

*crouches to go into stealth*

the cracking of my knees alerts the guards, I am immediately killed

[sheauz-deactivated20240614]

[sexhaver]

im so glad nobody on the modern Tumblr Left ever changes their url or icons unless they get deleted and remake because back in The Day (2012) we did that all the time and it made keeping track of who was who nigh impossible. remember halloween urls? man, we used to- [i break out into a fit of raspy coughs that leave me wheezing for air while desperately flailing for the nurse call button] [you notice that my coughs are staining the bedsheet with flecks of blood]

[sexhaver]

shot

chaser

[moncuries]

guess what i watched on new years (a redraw kind of)

[divorcedzukka]

characters whose philosophy is “if i cannot be wanted, i will be needed and if i cannot be needed, let me be used until there’s nothing left of me.” thank you for everyone’s attention. falls off stage and dies

[neonbutchery]

the most hilarious thing happened yesterday when i was modding

[roseworth]

careless whisper fucks so insanely hard and i will never forgive the internet for making it a "meme song." tonight the music seems so loud i wish that we could lose this crowd maybe its better this way we'd hurt each other with the things we want to say. if you even care.

[dailyflicks]

#they're everything

[fluentisonus]

☞ THUS

[unwinthehart]

Ma Prime Video Italia 💀💀💀💀💀

[slaygentford]

I just know that when Romeo and Juliet premiered two ye olde girlies in the pit at intermission were like didst thou see the sparks betwixt Tybalt and mercutio… aye and not from their swords alone!

[nightpool]

aye, but certainly from their swords if you know what I mean!

[eternalfarnham]

Verily!!!

[oneslimybastard]

In a modern setting Astarion would have precisely two ways of dressing himself with no in-between, neither are good, a scientific diagram:

It's a 50-50 gamble which form you'll spot in the frozen food aisle at 3 am

[mqfx]

[DING!] you get transmigrated to the last story you read/watched/listened to/played/etc. how fucked are you

0 - I DIED

1 - still alive but I'm barely breathin'....

2 - this is so sucks but I'll manage

3 - business as usual I guess

4 - chillin'. this is an improvement👍

5 - this is great, I'm getting a good grade in transmigration wh

6 - I THRIVED BITCH

Voting ended onJan 16, 2024

[eternalgirlscout]

in my experience nobody stops having a favorite animal when they grow up but people DO stop asking. well now i'm asking. what's everyone's favorite animal mine is the noble manatee

[a7estrellas]

Three Time Golden Globe Winner, ROBERT DOWNEY JR.

[aystas]

my comfort