A chronicle of my descent into madness

27/bitch/they/she/forklift/operator

[monkeywiki]

28 year old tumblr users will look at you and say do you remember thwomp day of 2013 when everyone was posting thwomp from mario 64 in different audio

[guadalajarafacelift]

Literally stop having anxiety it’s not real.

[bitesu-bitesu-bitesu]

[oneheadtoanother]

[podcastwizard]

LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

you people aren't CASTING

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

NO

[bunniope]

full-force slamming my cock into a cliff face that ive painted to resemble a pussy after watching the roadrunner fuck it with ease

[yosaplyop-deactivated20230729]

That enough Tumblr for today

[bunniope]

log back on and read my post you son of a bitch

[bumblebeebats]

so i hauve covid rn and i must say, American cold medicine is the absolute bees knees. You go to a UK pharmacy and they tenderly press like eight (8) paracetamol into the palm of your hand... God FORBID you're sick in France, i had to scour every pharmacy in Paris for something that wasn't HOMEOPATHIC PASTILLES. meanwhile last night i took the last of my stash of Nyquil that expired in 2019 and it was like getting hit by a fucking baseball bat (affectionate). press X to timeskip. LOVE me a cheeky little medically induced coma. you can really feel that it's a precursor to meth. i know that everything is fucking awful over there my friedns and my heart goes out to every one of you but if you need one small bright light of national pride in this time of strife please know that i envy you your cold medicine every day

[slowspinningredemption]

i once took an american antihistamine pill just a basic one for seasonal allergies and i had to immediately lay down and while doing so i vividly hallucinated that i was a steerage passenger on the titanic resigned to my death as my cabin filled up rapidly with water. then i blacked out and when i woke up again my allergies were gone for the entire season.

[acakewalkofcrocodiles]

The Hat Man is our greatest export

[angeltiddies]

reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

[oneheadtoanother]

[despazito]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[bace-jeleren]

[gammadoppler]

kids turning seven right now in this world lived through something beyond magical.

[gammadoppler]

if i turned seven this year and didnt get a six seven cake when my friends did i think i'd go evil and start throwing tables and shit

[muppetshow2026]

i genuinely feel like im being edged

[sniperct]

tumblr waiting for news on mitch mcconnell (image source)

[missbeckywrites]

[distractionsfromthefood]

[throwbackblr]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[caecilius-est-pater]

[64mpg]

lyrics DO NOT 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️❌❌🚫🚫 have to be good 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️ for the song to be good 👍😎😎😎

[64mpg]

[wizardarchetypes]

people think 'no children' by the mountain goats is exclusively about a bitter divorce but i think a compelling reading is the relationship between you and your randomly assigned project partner in a college class