Ria

[galeru]

The Book of knowledge, 1912.

[upamilion]

Never take shit personally, it’s them. not you.

[theambitiouswoman]

Cutting someone off who constantly hurt and manipulated you isn’t enough. You also need to cut off the version of yourself that allowed someone to do you like that over and over and still was given access into your life.

[aidashakur]

Never stop being a good woman. Just change who you’re good to.

[twerklina]

[ryebreadgf]

baby can i b ur profen

[planetary-wolf]

this is so fucking funny

[fucktheflagandfuckyou]

LOOKS LIKE WERE HAVING A SLUMBER PARTY BOIS

[thesylverlining]

these are all wonderful but i must say having their model in a smart business suit is the best choice they could have made here

[funnypeopletwitter]

Ok the guy with the net fucking killed me, I’m sure my neighbors heard me laughing.

[yurious-george]

School shootings. They don’t want you to hide guns.

[dawnbutterfly]

This is where we are, folks. We’ve come to the point where they’re demanding that children carry all of their school supplies in hand so that they don’t have to do anything about the gun violence problem in this shithole of a country.

[kendrysaneela]

I love malicious compliance

[sunrisedespair]

HISTORY COMES FULL CIRCLE, HOLY SHIT I CAN’T BELIEVE THEY’RE STILL DOING THIS TO KIDS. 

They did this shit at my school way back when Columbine had just happened!

Naturally, we invented all sorts of bullshit ways to carry our shit, because what the fuck, we need backpacks. 

My favourites included: 

-Fishing rod with twine tied around two pencils and a small pocket notebook.

-Tons of people got those little clear plastic bags they have in grocery stores for fruit and shit, and used them as see-through pencil cases 

Note: THEY PROCEEDED TO THEN ALSO BAN THE BAGS AS “CHOKING HAZARDS”. WE WERE NOT THREE YEAR OLDS. OUR HEADS DIDN’T EVEN FIT IN THE FUCKING BAGS, AND BELIEVE ME, WE TRIED AS SOON AS THEY ANNOUNCED THE BAN, BECAUSE MOST OF US WOULD RATHER HAVE DIED THAN BEEN IN FUCKING SCHOOL BY THAT POINT. DID THEY THINK WE WERE GONNA STUFF THE BAGS DOWN OUR THROATS? CHRIST.)

-One kid dressed up like a priest and used the loose fabric of the cassock to carry three text books around all day. 

-Someone hollowed out a fucking loaf of bread, pretended to be French all day, and made a show out of pulling a ridiculous number of highlighters out of this fucking bread in the middle of class. 

Now that I think about it, I think that kid invented Panera Bread by accident. Y’know, the little bread soup bowls? This was that, but with highlighters instead of soup. 

Eventually, things escalated, and the principal called the police after he went to the parking lot and found his car broken into– Nothing was stolen, but there were about 5000 fucking backpacks stuffed in his car, to the point that the door wouldn’t even open.

I don’t know who did it, or what group of people did it, but they’re all fucking heroes because the next week backpacks were permitted again. 

[freekbugg]

[guooey]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

if i were. a chubby little farm pig, i would spend my days wallowing luxuriantly in the sun and mud. i would torment ducks and farm children for pleasure. at night i would use my cognitive abilities to unlock the gate and stroll through the moonlight and speak to the moon goddess as to a lover long lost. and i would steal eggs

[gentlemean]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[cringe-sonicoc]

[gengarshade]

I remember finding out that the person was going “is this allowed” to the girl bc the ‘guy’ in the photo is actually a realistic sex doll called a “sinthetic” that she was on a date with. They cost thousands of dollars.

That fucked me up

[nobodylikesasecret-deactivated2]

i did not need to know that

[helloitsbees]

[necessarybeing]

@spelviin why would u hide this in the tags lol

[transmedicalism-saves-lives]

I found the listing for him if y’all want, he’s the Gabriel model from Sinthetics.

[gay-4-space]

Good News! He’s a real human. A highschool student would not have a thousand dollar sex doll and the creator of the vine has confirmed that he was infact a real person.

https://mobile.twitter.com/caitlinwoah/status/1090632731078418434

[leatherleaves]

The epitome of that post that’s like “love when a posts presents information and immediately gets refuted in the next reblog, net zero information <3”

[biipolarpriincess]

[fuzzycricket]

I didn’t know there were twenty thousand vegans on tumblr!!!

[eatfithappiness]

You can be against animal cruelty and not be a vegan

[missingkitsune]

You can be against animal cruelty and not be a vegan

[notsofamiliaralien-deactivated2]

Also given the fact some vegans wilfully neglect their pet’s diet for personal belief reasons you can in fact be a vegan and be ok with animal cruelty when its convenient for you.

[catandaguin]

^^^^ Reblogging especially for that last comment.

[dontmeantobepoliticalbut]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

wish lion's mane jellyfish would stop doing that

[coastalqueerlive]

doing what?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i was going to say doing THAT

but apparently this photo is fake which is an enormous burst of relief to my already fragile, suddering psyche.

sadly though THIS photo of a barrel jellfish is real

don’t like that

[getgoodloser]

Yeah sure that photo is fake, but what ISN'T fake is the fact that the largest lion's mane jellyfish found was about 36 meters long. The average blue whale is about 25 meters long btw.

[getgoodloser]

Here if you'd like to see it:

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we DO NOT TALK ABOUT TENTACLE LENGTH that is VERBOTEN

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Someone give me a fact about history that will make me examine my assumptions about the world

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

oh my goodness this is fascinating, he was also emperor of the Empire of Mali (which was the world’s largest producer of gold at the time). This was the only artist’s depiction i could find that was done in his lifetime:

and then i got sidetracked by all the modern artist who low highkey want to bang this 14th cent emperor

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

oh my stars this is so cool. Enheduanna (2285-2250 BCE) was the earliest writer in history whose name we know. She was a high priestess who wrote hymns to the goddess Inanna–who, incidentally, is the oldest deity whose name is still known!

[hotvampireadjacent]

😝what if we kissed 😮🤪 on the tower of babel 😂😂

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

What’d you just say?

[hotvampireadjacent]

😝what if we kissed 😮🤪 on the tower of babel 😂😂

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

what ?

[injuries-in-dust]

[r4cs0]

Oh my god