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Mac🧿25 |they-them-she-her| uma musume chudette

[moemugiban]

im boycotting everytbing because im broke youre welcome

[tamamita]

[tamamita]

[absolutegibberishandnumbers]

jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

[milanesa42]

thinking about him, el esnupi todo vergueado

[milanesa42]

[chronicspliffeater]

i open tumblr after months of being super busy and the first thing i see is feeder content what the fuck

[toskarin]

no

[ate-a-chili]

You cast your line into the murky depths.

Trout 1 has shunned your worm!

Trout 2 has shunned your worm!

Trout 5 has shunned your worm!

Trout 8 has shunned your worm!

Trout 7 has shunned your worm!

Trout 3 has shunned your worm!

Trout 5 has eaten a snail.

Trout 9 has shunned your worm!

Trout 10 has shunned your worm!

Trout 11 has shunned your worm!

[she-blank-on-my-blank]

she cast her line into my murky depths till i shunned

[redstonedust]

got a lovehate relationship with routine and repetition. yes if you put me in a repetitive situation i will start chewing on myself like a caged animal. but also no if you interrupt my self imposed routines i will start crying. this has made me so super good at being in the workforce #trust

[unspokensuggestion]

you are allowed to be wrong you are allowed to mess up you are allowed to be embarrassing.

[unspokensuggestion]

you are also allowed to do this.

[marinella-ela]

[foppleart]

fallout companions

[under-the-arch]

[worthlesssix]

Would you punt him like a football? 🥺🦊

Redraw of this incredible panel. Which i think is also a redraw of a batman comic? Its redraws all the way down. Anyways...

[dragon-in-a-fez]

okay so I've been playing a bunch of No Man's Sky, a game whose main unique feature is its mind-bogglingly huge universe of procedurally generated planets, most of which have still never been encountered by human players. when you make first contact with an undiscovered planet, it starts out with a random name. just today I've discovered Snesfin, Inkiew, and Roranbu-Anuki. but a minute ago I landed on a planet with, and I must stress this again, the randomly-generated name of:

[ukeinglyquo]

ao3 right now

[mxjackparker]

some of you need to re-learn the word "selfish" and stop calling everyone a fucking narcissist

[nukaposting]

this image has been circulating on twitter for a few days and i just really really love it