The only marks you should leave on a dog
we're not kids anymore.
One Nice Bug Per Day
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
KIROKAZE

⁂

tannertan36
tumblr dot com
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Jules of Nature

oozey mess

JVL

blake kathryn
noise dept.
Xuebing Du

Love Begins
NASA

#extradirty
Stranger Things

seen from Argentina

seen from Türkiye

seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Venezuela
seen from Sweden

seen from United States
seen from Brazil
seen from Italy

seen from Australia

seen from Türkiye
seen from United States

seen from Ghana
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Netherlands

seen from Argentina
seen from Saudi Arabia
seen from United States
seen from Singapore

seen from Brazil
@vickonikka-saur
The only marks you should leave on a dog
Excuse me?
“What are you going to do with THAT degree?”…
…a question I loathe with all of my soul.
I am a Vocal Performance major.
As a soon-to-be-third-year college student, I spend all of my time and energy doing something I love. And I wouldn’t have it any other way. My major is as demanding as any other major, if not more so. I dedicate myself fully to my lessons, practice and ensembles, hours of rehearsals and practicing every day. My university, though fantastic, is expensive. Why the hell would I spend four years of my life, not to mention thousands and thousands of dollars, doing something I hate?
How dare you come along and tell me I should have shot for a different, more useful and promising major. How dare you tell me I can’t do anything with a music major. And how dare you say that music majors have it easy. Fuck you and your double major quadruple minor two-thirds emphasis bullshit.
“What am I going to do with THAT degree?”, you ask?
Whatever the fuck I want.
baby animals here
When somebody takes your barre spot
this is one of the best visual representations of classical music i’ve ever seen
a compilation of some of my favourite composer quotes:
“Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.” - Igor Stravinsky
“I am sure my music has a taste of codfish in it.” - Edvard Grieg
“Never look at the trombones. It only encourages them.” - Richard Strauss
“He’d be better off shovelling snow than scribbling on manuscript paper.” - Richard Strauss on Schoenberg
“I liked your opera. I think I will set it to music.” - Ludvig van Beethoven
“I have written a chorale both sober and suitable. In it I have put everything I know about boredom. I dedicate this to those who do not like me.” - Erik Satie
“ Mr. Wagner has beautiful moments but bad quarters of an hour.” - Gioacchino Rossini
“What a good thing this isn’t music.” - Gioacchino Rossini on Berlioz’s Symphonie Fantastique
“Oh how wonderful, really wonderful opera would be if there were no singers!” - Gioacchino Rossini
“In opera there is always too much singing.” - Claude Debussy
“Bring me coffee before I turn into a goat!” - Johann Sebastian Bach
“Listening to the 5th Symphony of Ralph Vaughan Williams is like staring at a cow for 45 minutes.” - Aaron Copland
“The audience expected something big, something colossal, but they were served instead with some agitated water in a saucer.” - Louis Schnieder on Debussy’s La Mer
“He gives me the impression of being a spoilt child.” - Clara Schumann on Liszt
“What a giftless bastard!” - Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky on Brahms
“Handel is only fourth rate. He is not even interesting.” - Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky
“Bach on the wrong notes” - Sergei Prokofiev on Stravinsky
And, saving the best for last…
“Lick my ass up and down” -Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
Feel free to add more! (Also please don’t think that I agree with all of these, I am a huge fan of Symphonie Fantastique and La Mer!!)
“Look at my little dance!”
Am I doing this right
Get this on tumblr radar
Never say, “I can’t play this part.” Instead say, “I currently struggle with this part,” then struggle with it until you can play it.
Something I’ll never forget from my high school band director. I hear it in my head all the time. (via tumorsandmusic)
music history: a summary
baroque: yay for harpsichords!!! counterpoint is awesome!!! let's all be happy and honor our lord and savior j s bach!!!
classical: more happiness!!! sonata form!!! alberti bass!!!! also there are 80000 more rules now lmao
romantic: i have so many emotions and so much angst im gonna take it out on pianists by writing feelsy etudes with impossible runs and also break pianos if im liszt
contemporary: FUCK KEY SIGNATURES FUCK COMMONLY ACCEPTED INSTRUMENTS FUCK EVERYTHING I'M GONNA WRITE WHATEVER I WANT INCLUDING JUST A FUCKING BLANK PAGE OF MUSIC AND CALL IT 4:33
This Just In
Scientists say the main reason why Pluto is no longer considered a planet is because Holst did not include it in his suite.
also breaking news: the earth recently declassified as a planet because of gustav holst
Today our houses unite to remember a great man.
We will always remember the lesson you taught us - bad actions don’t make a bad man
RIP Alan Rickman.💔
I can honestly say i’ve never seen a more entertaining ladle.
Precious