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Discoholic 🪩
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
cherry valley forever
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Jules of Nature
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

oozey mess

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
RMH

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Kaledo Art
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Peter Solarz
Claire Keane

@theartofmadeline
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
NASA

PR's Tumblrdome

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@victorbravo
all good novelists realize they’re nothing compared to musicians. and all good musicians realize they’re nothing compared to novelists
ALL good novelests and musicicans realize their nothing compared to porno Dvd's
do you jack off ?
Im not feeling good at all right now i need help badly
i just saw the phrase "unregistered molotov cocktails" in a news article and im really enjoying imagining this world where you have to register molotovs to the state
That's literally how it works in the US if you don't want to catch a felony charge and a ten-year prison sentence for an NFA violation.
UP THE FUCKIN BLUES!!!!!
14 point lead.... we should all kill ourselves
Violently
ecoboost mustang apologist forever and ever
Wrong, 4 cylinder sports cars should be smaller
i do think the mustang in general should be smaller (if i had it my way we'd go back to foxbody proportions) but i just can't bring myself to hate a cheap rwd sports car with a turbo and decent fuel economy 🤷‍♂️
Yeah ur right, we shouldnt blame one model for general market trends but cars should be smaller and funner and cheaper and stylisher again
I see her in my dreams
ecoboost mustang apologist forever and ever
Wrong, 4 cylinder sports cars should be smaller
i do think the mustang in general should be smaller (if i had it my way we'd go back to foxbody proportions) but i just can't bring myself to hate a cheap rwd sports car with a turbo and decent fuel economy 🤷‍♂️
Yeah ur right, we shouldnt blame one model for general market trends but cars should be smaller and funner and cheaper and stylisher again
ecoboost mustang apologist forever and ever
Wrong, 4 cylinder sports cars should be smaller
i'm not really into blondes but this is an objectively absurd connection to make
In order to be properly non-pedophilic you have to want to fuck somebody old but not with gray or white hair because that's too close to blonde which as we've established is the hair color of children. So ideally somebody old as fuck but bald. And obviously wanting to have sex with a man is misogynistic so it has to be a woman. And it can't be a white woman because that would be racist and it can't be a woman of color because that would be fetishistic, so ideally a woman with some unnatural skin color, oh let's say, purple. But it can't be an alien, because we don't know anything about alien life cycles so it could be an alien child or an alien that looks like a child. So it has to be an animal from Earth, but obviously one of human level intelligence that can communicate is otherwise that would be bestiality. So an old purple female animal that can speak English. I think the only creature you can be hot for is the Ant Queen from A Bug's Life.
“bits to use in everyday conversations”
I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory
I Executed The Demon Lord With One Flawless Strike And After A Brief Power Struggle The New Demon Government Is Substantially More Committed To The War Because Of Some Reason I Don't Know
you are fifteen thousand generations removed from stone tools
to be clear you are fifteen thousand generations removed from the invention of stone tools. not from the end of stone tools. modern humans are still using stone tools.
Flawless tags, @baddywronglegs
car is a sentient beast that eats dollars and can tell when you have money in your bank account
*grandly* when you've been around as long as I have my boy you'll have seen a lot of newfangled cookware coatings come and go; ironically none of them stick
*boos loudly*
my habit of comparing dog breeds to cars probably only makes sense to like a handful of mutuals but i will continue to do it
saying "a terrier is like a rally car" is a nonsense statement to most people but it's also the most accurate comparison i can think of so i will not stop saying it
Terriers running around make turbo and anti lag noises... to me
“The day after Columbine, I was interviewed for the Tom Brokaw news program. The reporter had been assigned a theory and was seeking sound bites to support it. “Wouldn’t you say,” she asked, “that killings like this are influenced by violent movies?” No, I said, I wouldn’t say that. “But what about Basketball Diaries?” she asked. “Doesn’t that have a scene of a boy walking into a school with a machine gun?” The obscure 1995 Leonardo Di Caprio movie did indeed have a brief fantasy scene of that nature, I said, but the movie failed at the box office (it grossed only $2.5 million), and it’s unlikely the Columbine killers saw it. The reporter looked disappointed, so I offered her my theory. “Events like this,” I said, “if they are influenced by anything, are influenced by news programs like your own. When an unbalanced kid walks into a school and starts shooting, it becomes a major media event. Cable news drops ordinary programming and goes around the clock with it. The story is assigned a logo and a theme song; these two kids were packaged as the Trench Coat Mafia. The message is clear to other disturbed kids around the country: If I shoot up my school, I can be famous. The TV will talk about nothing else but me. Experts will try to figure out what I was thinking. The kids and teachers at school will see they shouldn’t have messed with me. I’ll go out in a blaze of glory.” In short, I said, events like Columbine are influenced far less by violent movies than by CNN, the NBC Nightly News and all the other news media, who glorify the killers in the guise of “explaining” them. I commended the policy at the Sun-Times, where our editor said the paper would no longer feature school killings on Page 1. The reporter thanked me and turned off the camera. Of course the interview was never used. They found plenty of talking heads to condemn violent movies, and everybody was happy.”
— Roger Ebert (via flowersofthecity)
(AP Photo/ Newtown Bee, Shannon Hicks)What's different about the Newtown Massacre? Not very much. On top of the Columbine tragedy, "The Dark