emma 🔞🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

peg nog sommelier & mischief accelerationist | she/her | 35 | pfp by pentakitty | minors DNI

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[griffonatrix]

reblog to drop a car battery on a small business owner

[nikoanesti]

Real shit

[videogames420]

whoa it’s me

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

im gonna fucking cry

[konoko]

[85-rend]

this was missing the incredibly important next picture where she got mad at the camera like its their fault she bit the soap

[videogames420]

women should be able to deploy escape smoke like a james bond car

boss asks you to quit goofing off and do your job? smoke awkward social interaction? smoke dress tucked into underwear? smoke just bored? smoke

[evilwizard]

okay, hold on, time out. that’s not fair. if they’re allowed to shoot energy beams using the power of friendship, i should be able to summon a monster using the power of divorce

[paperjoshi]

please don't bring elon musk into this

[supergameboytwo]

[supergameboytwo]

If you guys don't start behaving I'm going to turn off reblogs for this post. This post is about launching matchbox cars into your wall at high enough speeds to lodge them there. Nobody cares about how strong the walls in your house are, and I'm suddenly learning that a lot of people on this webbed site don't know what drywall is, but none of that matters.

The only thing that matters is shoot cars into your wall.

[videogames420]

once a year it should be legal to throw rocks at cars

[cute-catts]

[maureen2musings]

Stoat in his winter coat, Kodiak, Alaska

krisluckphoto

[vergak]

[paper-mario-wiki]

passenger princess playing with her fidget toy

[play-now-my-lord]

hi, i'm frog k/silver vk/etc, your favorite trans writer's favorite trans writer. i wrote the story about nightbitch, made that shirt about gay revenge, wrote a buncha tweets and memes you mighta liked.

i'm doing bad lately. got hideously sick early early in the pandemic, was in the passenger seat of a car that wrecked shit and broke my leg, wound up sick with all kinds of vitamin shit from being broke for too long, struggled to deal with the way social media gives people brain disease. in all that a bunch of people i love kept dying; most recently my cat got a horrifyingly aggressive carcinoma and passed about a month ago. i'm dealing, but i desperately need help.

i've been trying to claw myself back to stability, at least stability enough to write and be around online again. between overdue bills for me & equally-broke gf, an empty fridge, and CFS meds i'm behind on, i'm at least $800 short this week. if you can help me, it'd be huge; even a reblog, passing it along to friends, that sorta thing - still makes a huge difference to me.

cashapp - $asimplefrog (displays as FK // EI) ko-fi - frogk (paypal redirect)

thank you all <3

[play-now-my-lord]

$175/800!

[videogames420]

enjoy the refreshing taste of DIET COKE MINT

[videogames420]

enjoy the refreshing taste of DIET COKE MINT

[videogames420]

what if toe socks were like fingerless gloves, but you could re-attach the toes with little garters for a more formal look

[play-now-my-lord]

hello, trans/nonbinary internet weirdo & shitposter emeritus frog k here. you might know me from my large collection of free fiction, my twitter/tumblr presence for the last few years, possibly my dumb ass tee shirts, etc.

i need help paying for bills, groceries, and meds this month. i've been writing to the best of my ability and i'm really hoping to have something to show for it soon, but cfs/long covid stuff have been hell despite decent results from naltrexone, and having to cold turkey a psych med that was giving me early-stage tardive dyskinesia has had me stumbling around like a drunk for months despite being stone sober the whole time. there's light at the end of the tunnel here, but in the meanwhile i gotta keep the power on and raw ingredients in the fridge.

trying to raise about $500; any help hugely appreciated <3

cashapp - $asimplefrog ko-fi (paypal redirect) - frogk

thank you all!

[wizardarchetypes]

I know that it can be difficult not to view the world through the lenses of your traumas and how natural it is to learn to bite because words never worked for you. I know how we form instincts from traumas in the past to keep us safe in the present.

That doesn’t mean those instincts are always correct.  That doesn’t mean they’re always keeping us safe. That doesn’t mean everyone who triggers us is actually dangerous and deserves to be bitten. 

You have to learn to tell the difference.