p.

don't you know that only fools are satisfied?

[vienna-coded]

but i have promises to keep

and miles to go before i sleep

and miles to go before i sleep.

[vienna-coded]

does anyone else absolutely HATE the sales staff's behaviour in s6 ep 20? ESPECIALLY HOW PHYLLIS TALKS TO ANGELA AND THEN BEING SUCH A BITCH WHEN JIM SUGGESTED THAT THEY SHOULD APOLOGISE LIKE WHAT THE HELL MAN

also. why was michael portrayed as the childish one in the episode when the sales staff was being unreasonable???

[vienna-coded]

THE AUDACITY to take MY headphones USE ALL OF ITS BATTERY (it was COMPLETELY CHARGED BTW) and then throw it on the table INSTEAD OF CHARGING IT BACK and asking me why I'M mad????????? AND NOW I NEED THEM AND THEY'RE DISCHARGED THANKS A LOT MAN

[vienna-coded]

michael to jan: don't get hysterical michael to camera: part of my job is knowing how to talk to women

[vienna-coded]

roy: it's good that she has someone to get through the day at work cause then she's not all 'bah-bah-bah-bah-' when she gets home

jim: yeah... i like talking to her too

[junglejim4322]

Remember when I was going crazy 5 minutes ago [chuckle of fond remembrance] amazing how time changes people

[pissvortex]

[sophsun1]

Everything's wrong. The stress of my modern office has caused me to go into a depression.

The Office – 3.19: Safety Training

[loveridden1999]

do you think if i read enough poems it'll save me

[hitchell-mope]

Claire: I remember when I was a girl-

Lily: Nobody cares.

[papayajuan2019]

choosing to engage with my despair in new and playful ways

[tisnotblakeffs]

started watching The Office and the lack of background music makes me giddy. I feel like I have regained ten years of life.

[sol1loqu1st]

did you know that you can increase the quality of your quesadilla by adding seasoning

[sol1loqu1st]

did you know that you can decrease the quality of your quesadilla by making a tumblr post while it's cooking and burning it

[dragon-in-a-fez]

accidentally said "invasive thoughts" instead of "intrusive thoughts" today and actually I think I'm onto something. this thought does not belong here and it is harming the local ecosystem

[vienna-coded]

RA-RA-RASPUTIN RUSSIA'S GREATEST LOVE MACHINE

[vienna-coded]

hi hello you're so smol i will bite you

hi hello i'm NOT smol but you can still bite ;)

[vienna-coded]

HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYYY

(its pandu)

THANK YOUUUUU OFC I KNOW IT'S YOU ILY MWAH