your local cryptid @viibarbatos - Tumblr Blog

they/he. bi. adult. taken (x2) 🐻🐇

quite a bit of tw content (blood, guro art, yandere, horror, etc) if you don't like that, please leave ♡

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names: Vani, Juuzou, Cryptid, Mika, Puppet

more about me: i'm transmasc nonbinary, host of a system, & polyam ♡

i've been on tumblr for 15 years, so i've gone through a lot of phases.

you'll see a lot of fandom content on this blog along with a lot of shitposts, with some yandere posts mixed in. i'm not very good at tagging anymore like i used to be but i'm trying to get better at it.

this blog is mainly run by two alters, Vani & June. we try to keep it updated!

please don't interact if you are a minor, this is not a minor safe blog.

if it wasn't obvious, we are obsessed with tokyo ghoul.. specifically kaneki/haise and juuzou. if you don't like tokyo ghoul please don't follow.

our other special interests are the big 3 mihoyo games (honkai impact 3rd, genshin impact, honkai star rail), TADC, the summer that hikaru died, and pokemon (always pokemon)

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pageofmirth

gonna start saying Bagayaya before bed

pageofmirth

mawofthemagnetar

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

gondorrevealparty

baseball interviewers will ask "how do you throw the ball so good" and Mariners players will casually drop that they have a headmate who plays the game for them

whalemarch

whisper of the abyss

gebish

he's so silly

xylocopae

starting a collection

memories-of-ancients

Drinking horn with gilded copper mounts, Europe, 15th century

from The Hunt Museum, Limerick

tarvek-sturmvoraus

localxenospores

i was compelled

beastoftheblackhole

I was also compelled

wedontgotoparties

Sony WM-3500SP Whoopee Series transparent (1994)

writing-prompt-s

The bad news is that you have been abducted by aliens. The good news is that you've been abducted by the alien equivalent of Steve Irwin, who has decided to make you the subject of an alien nature documentary.

disorientation

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

ghostvoid18

Old art repost

POV you're fighting in the archon war

baradragon

speaking from a place of privilege (good url)

baradragon

some of you should not be reblogging this

assdad

what-even-is-thiss

You shouldn’t date or become serious friends/partners with someone if you can’t stomach the thought of being stuck in a car or train with them for 16 hours.

what-even-is-thiss

Here’s my logic:

You should be able to work together to solve unexpected problems like fixing a flat tire or getting lost in an unfamiliar station

You should feel comfortable and safe enough around this person that you can sit in comfortable silence

You should be able to keep each other interested and deal with each others boredom in a healthy way

If you’re gonna form a long term partnership with someone you should probably be able to tolerate each other while locked in a small box for a few hours

what-even-is-thiss

These tags are hilarious even though I don’t think you intended them to be.

rosesforwildwitches

*pulls European closer* The most populous countries in the world are China, India, the United States, Indonesia, Pakistan, Nigeria, and Brazil in that order, with these seven nations alone making up 48.16% of the world population. You may note with the aid of a map that many of these nations are quite large, and would take several days of travel to go across either in cars or on boats. Almost half of the world's population lives in places where you can travel in a cramped vehicle for days and still be within the country. Your worldview is limited and Europe is a tiny outlier in travel time and standards for international relations.