⚢Scotch⚥ ⌊He/She⌉

No longer active! Go follow me at @VillainDuctTape on twitter

[odd-im-o]

Scam account @/villainducttape21 going around targeting plushie blogs directly it seems. Remember that this shit is fake asf don't click any links sent to you

[villainducttape]

HI!!! THATS NOT ME!! I'm Scotch, THIS is my tumblr account which I am not active on, this situation was brought to my attention only today when i checked my dms and saw a message from all the way back in FEBUARY :C

that account completely ripped my twitter (see image below)(ive changed the banner and bio recently, though im not sure why they changed my age to be 21)

PLEASE PLEASE DONT TRUST ANY ACCOUNTS LIKE THIS!! THAT ISNT ME!!!!

[simkaye]

Boy howdy, looks like these cowpokes are in a bit of a scrape 🤠

[mikimuun]

the trauma compelled him to correct stanley's grammar

[yeuc-c]

reply with a picture of your cat so i can make it a cat variant in regretevator

[villainducttape]

her name is Zodie and she despises cucumbers with a raging passion (she has no idea what is occurring on her head)

[ohcorny]

folks, you'll never believe what generated naturally in vintage story tonight

[skrambled]

[ohcorny]

actually it's a

[bugbeast]

[villainducttape]

ive finally learnt how the pokemon tcg game works and ive realised our(english) vocabulary works the same as pokemon cards ingame

you start out with the basic cards/words and as you pull better cards/learn new words you can EVOLVE THEM

like saying ASS instead of BUTT

[i-am-a-fish]

you're so cute and pretty! go get yourself a little treat

[villainducttape]

yknow what? i will >:-] i have 5 dollar!

[teathattast]

[nightmarechamillian]

[washeduprockstr]

[ignus-moth]

[villainducttape]

STOP REBLOGGING MY ODL ART HDHFJFGD

[thefuzzydave]

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[stupidbeecandle]

I lived and worked in a lighthouse at a previous job.  There was a thick line painted in a circle around the shack where the fog signal was kept.  The line represented how close you could get to the fog signal without experiencing physical harm in the form of eardrums shattering or worse.

Even in the house it was LOUD.  Probably the loudest thing I have ever experienced but at a normal, predictable interval.  You would begin to time your sentences with little pauses with the rest of the lighthouse crew so you would talk like this while making your………..HORN…………. tea and then carry on talking because you knew when it would go off.  It rattled the walls and the dishes in our cabinet.

At least one girl had died there. They kept photos of her everywhere “in honor of her sacrifice” because she had decided to take the winter watch alone and died in a storm where bounders the size of mini vans had been lifted out of the ocean and left scattered across the island, to say nothing of the ice chunks.  People weren’t allowed to be alone on the watch after that.

One day a dead moose washed up on shore and it took my entire crew all day but we managed to rig up a line to hang it up to dry because we thought having a moose skeleton in the house would really spice the living room up a bit.  It did.  Weird shit happens when six of you are left alone, like ALONE ALONE, no cell reception, no wifi, just a radio to contact the real world and not a lot of reason to do that.  People don’t go on lighthouse jobs if they want to stay connected, I’ve found.

That said Id do it all again, I really do treasure those days

[glowingghosty]

[mcnerds]

you know you could’ve just said “no they don’t have wifi” and that would’ve answered the question

[stupidbeecandle]

But then you wouldnt have known about the moose

[villainducttape]

youve gotta include the moose

id say "no there is no wifi. but there are moose skeletons" wouldve worked in short form

[chocobokko]

I think the slugcat would not wawa

[villainducttape]

did a silly little art exercise where i draw myself, but with all my insecurities

go figure, its my most accurate self portrait yet lol

[fivepebbles]

*scuggification blast*

...

That didn't seem to work

[awesomeboss0808]

We just gotta keep trying!!!

*SCUG BLAST!!*

[villainducttape]

*SCUGGIFACATION BLAST*

[sneakyfeets]

Me, plunking Stinky Bastard Man’s carrier on the counter: hi he’s here for shots and a nail trim and he’ll need to be sedated

Nurse: Are you sure? We can try-

Me: he needs to be sedated

Nurse: Well, it’ll take longer-

Me: he needs to be sedated, he will try to rip your face off

Nurse: Well we’ll try without first and we’ll let you know if we need to sedate

Me, watching her carry him away: you will need to sedate him

Nurse, coming back 10 minutes later clutching her hand: so, we will need to sedate him

Me:

[sneakyfeets]

A man with 3 caution stickers on his med file

[sneakyfeets]

Since this post blew up and people have asked for this villain’s record, here are some of Stinky Bastard Man’s more heinous crimes:

Screamed so loudly with such unbridled fury the one time he wasn’t sedated at the vet that he caused a little girl in the waiting room to burst into tears

Ripped an escape hole in the patio screen door in a single night

Snuck into the garage overnight where he managed to pull down his massive food bag from the top shelves, ripped it open and ate so much he couldn’t/wouldn’t move when we found him in the morning  

Learned how to open the laundry cabinet to sleep on the clean towels

Learned how to open doors, thus allowing the dog to follow in after who then eats from the trash

Bats off anything on our windowsills that gets in the way of his sitting. Current succulent casualty count: 4

Thankfully cannot open the bedroom door due to rusty mechanisms, but managed to slip in one night when it wasn’t fully closed. Jumped down from my windowsill squarely onto my stomach, leaving me to bolt awake screaming from the blow and convinced I was under attack

Tricked me into loving him forever anyway

[the-haiku-bot]

Ripped an escape hole

in the patio screen door

in a single night

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[thedorkdionysia]

oh my god he’s THIS Stinky Bastard Man!!!!

[anais-ninja-bitch]

[bebe-benzenheimer]

the stinky bastard man, the stinky bastard myth, the stinky bastard legend

[villainducttape]

its him

STINKY BASTARD MAN

[artfight]

It's time for some festive fall prompts with Art Fright!

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Graphics made by Scribedhearts.

Happy October!

[villainducttape]

incredibly late to this trend but lets be honest it never really died

this took 12 hours and the sacrifice of my wrist but im so happy with it

Close ups! ↓

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[imagine-darksiders]

He a little confused but he's got spirit