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GERARD DUBOIS Moby Dick

sexhaver

the death of Sora has thrown AI video generation back into a sort of Dark Ages and it's been really good actually

thedeliaishere

spiritualist whose mad at you: you're going to hell

materialist whose mad at you: you're going to reeducation

agnostic whose mad at you: no one know where you're going

miraclemaya

let's all go to the backrooms and have gay sex. (goes there) hey, where is everyone? hello! (walks around some) its getting kinda scary here, is anyone there. (looks over my shoulder constantly) um... i think i want to go home now.... (starts running in a panic) help please someone! is anyone there! (crawls into a corner and cries) ... (starts walking) ... (keeps walking) ... (keeps walking) ... (keeps walking) ... (keeps walking) ... (keeps walking) ... (keeps walking) ... (keeps walking) ... (keeps walking) ... (keeps walking) ... (keeps walking) ... (keeps walking) ... (keeps walking) ... (keeps walking) ... (keeps walking) ... (keeps walking) ... (keeps walking) ... (keeps walking) ... (keeps walking) ... (keeps walking) ... (keeps walking) ... (noclips out) yeah i dont think i recommend backrooms sex

thej0ry

What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes

meshugenist

reblog it

yamada-ryo

"hey boss we gotta find someone to voice the character who will, by the end of the movie, look directly into the camera and say 'I have gender dysphoria'. who should we get"

"uhh idk get kirito sao's voice actor"

"perfect"

^what were they thinking

angremlin

The thought process:

4-murasame

YES! THIS IS MY TIME TO SHINE! I READ EVERY VOLUME OF THE SWORD ART ONLINE LIGHT NOVELS AND I CAN TELL YOU KIRITO IS A TRANS WOMAN IN THE ORIGINAL LIGHT NOVELS! THIS ISN'T A BIT! SHE TRANSITIONS! SHE GOES BY SAYUKI NOW!

^^^^^^^THIS IS WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE IN 2045! SHE STRUGGLES WITH GENDER DYSPHORIA THROUGH THE SERIES AND IN SAO'S BORUTO-TYPE SERIES SHE RETURNS AS A WOMAN!!!! THIS IS, AGAIN, NOT A BIT!!!! THE ANIME MANGLES HER SO BAD!!!!!!!

pjackk

Lol i have almost completed the work

inzergue

senatortedcruz

I am in fucking tears

lilacsmothership

the usual alternative to humanoid mechs is some variant of chicken, spider, or other inspiration from animals, but there's a lot of unexplored territory in robots that don't look quite like either, i think. mechs that look like a building on legs, multi-axis gantry cranes, etc - forms of locomotion only known in machines that lend themselves well to precision handling and other utilities that call for a robot's touch

howieduet

Amazing. Definitely feels like something that evolved out of industrial machinery instead of out of humanoid robots.

sparrowlucero

digital circus is a cool show about the experience of existing in the child friendly panopticon of online spaces and forming very real relationships with people who don't necessarily have names and faces to you

sparrowlucero

it's also about how short people are the world's jesters

busty-shackleford

LOLLLLLLLLLL

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The rest of us who already knew this shit seeing data back it up are SO VALIDATED rn

h1ghlander360-deactivated202504

This part gets me everytime.

theamazingsallyhogan

nighthaunting

thought too hard about MRI machines today and had this come to me in a vision

beesmygod

mri accident is literally one of my biggest anxiety freakouts. i dont care about being in the tiny loud tube, im so scared of a secret piece of metal i dont know about in my body will tear through me like a knife through butter. what if i ate a quarter in my sleep

neutral-wizard

Quarters George who eats a $10 roll of quarters every night is shredded into a fine mist my the MRI

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TIME TO POST ONE OF MY ALL TIME FAVORITE IMAGES!!!!

Back when I worked at the hospital, I had to take MRI training and it was my favorite thing every time. It was only like 10 minutes long and went a little something like this:

Hey. The MRI is basically a really big magnet and by basically I mean it is and we literally never turn it off. It's like really big. Really really big and powerful and The Magnet is always on. We don't turn it off Ever, for any reason. We mean it bro, The Magnet is literally always on. It's crazy strong and will definitely kill you. So don't bring any metal into the MRI room, man. You will fuck up the machine (because The Magnet is always on) and then you will die (again, because The Magnet is always on). Here's some fun questions for you to test your understanding!

1) The ______ is always on.

2) The Magnet is ______ on.

3) How often is The Magnet on?

4) The Magnet is always __.

5) The Magnet is always on. T/F

6) The Magnet is usually on but we know to turn it off for you because you're a very special boy :) T/F

7) My weak fleshy body can survive the wrath of The Magnet. T/F

8) Look at this 500 lbs steel hospital bed, which The Magnet has crumpled into an origami crane. Imagine if that was you.

9) Is The Magnet ever off?

10) Sometimes we turn The Magnet off. T/F

Thank you for taking MRI training. We hope you learned that The Magnet is always on, because it is. It's on Right Now and it will be on every time you come to the MRI. Have fun and remember: The Magnet is always on!

I love you MRI training. The Magnet is always on.