tortured poet

dream chaser || 26 ||she/they litg side blog: @litgisabella

[chungledown-bimothy]

bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.

[peppapigvevo]

happy pride month LGBT+ community! (Legendary creatures, Ghouls, Blood, Terrors +)

[sugarplumbeprincess]

[sinmonger]

Hollanov + tweets (part 2)

[writersisland]

academic rivals to lovers

“Been distracted lately. Your new boyfriend is gonna make you fall behind.” “Jealous?” “That you’re gonna fuck up your grades for some below average sex? Yeah, I’m foaming at the mouth.”

“How can a single person be so incredibly irritating?” “I’d like to know the same thing.”

“How is your handwritting this shitty?” “Not everyone cares more about aesthetics than the actual meaning of the words.” “I was called because the prof thought you wrote in a different alphabet!”

“It’s like arguing with a wall!” “Same level of intelligence, yeah.”

“Must you always make it a competition?” “Funny how you only take issue with it when I am the one winning.”

“Poor thing. To work so hard only to be beaten by me every time.”

“This is childish. Come on, say something nice about [rival].” “Well, I guess their passion for knowledge is a quality that some might say is somewhat respectable.” “… Wow.”

“Ever wonder what we could achieve if we worked together?”

“Want me to proofread it?” “What, so you can steal my intellectual property?” “The only thing I’m gonna steal are the insomnia induces typos, you weirdo.”

“You look tired.” “And you care why?” “I don’t, I just like pointing out your flaws.”

“You write poetry?” “What? Where did you get that?! Don’t read that, it’s not good!” “It’s not… You’re willing to admit that something you did is—” “Fuck off! This is personal and none of your business! It’s nothing we are ever gonna compete in, it’s private!” “Sorry…”

“You’re such a know-it-all.”  “Not my fault you’re a know-only-some-of-it.” “That was terrible.” “Well, you hurt my feelings and I had to improvise.”

[saltedume]

how america felt as a 5 year old with no concept of the economy or foreign affairs

[drulalovescas]

the more things change, the more they stay the same

[vamplire]

who up romanticizing vampirism

[honeyglot]

this is what GOOD pussy sounds like [geiger counter noises]

[bloodycapulet-deactivated202206]

what the fuck is an open relationship. die for me or go fuck yourself

[vintagepolvroid]

the lack of safi content is pissing me off why does no one love my pookie the way i do

[babushkaat]

[usercurrentlylost]

[shanebuffys]

Just saw Forbidden Fruits (2026)

[snazzycicada]

[oysters-aint-for-me]

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

[loukoman]

✨🦐🎣🇨🇾🇮🇪

[vintagepolvroid]

🤍🍒🌳💵🦋

[ath3alin]

so fucking humbling to be like “no I like that character a normal amount” and then you can literally feel your heart rate spike at a mention of them like a dog that just heard the word “treat”