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@vintesetereais
I really dislike people who don't know the difference between etymology and entomology, idk... they just bug me in a way words can't describe :\
WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT
YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT
“I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS” “oh hey sabrina.”
I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid
taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere,
every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again
and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.
I don’t see how this is much of a downside
When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve
Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know
That’s great but have you considered
~cosplay
~Halloween costumes
~acting
~cosplay
~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces
~cosplay
~cosplay
~COSPLAY
imagine being at work minding your business and then suddenly you look out the window and see like a 50ft tall flamingo and then someone just says “oh, yeah, that’s just pete, he does this sometimes, don’t worry”
“BRB, gonna be a cat-sized dragon for a few hours. Might come home a foot taller with mood tattoos.”
“Don’t antagonize the fae.”
“I AM the fae, Susan.”
Also, consider— people will know it’s you, but it doesn’t say they’ll know what you are. “So is Pete a 50 foot flamingo who changes into a man, or the other way around?” “We.. we don’t know. Barbara asked him once, but he just grinned. She said they weren’t the teeth of a human OR flamingo and she didn’t want to talk about it.”
Iconic post
LEMME BE A DRAGON I DONT CARE IF YOU KNOW ITS ME
I’ve seriously only seen screenshots of this post before though
This is legendary
“I AM HERE FOR YOUR SOULS”
“George, did you forget your coffee?”
forbidden knowledge
Can we see this frame by frame? Please and thank you.
Yes Here Are All The Frames
THAT IS NOT WHAT WAS ASKED FOR
How dare you hide this in the notes
wow that last comment really does deserve to be front and center, it’s perfect
official dragon post
Pulled away mid-makeout and jokingly said "but what if mom finds out" and she started kissing me twice as hard and moaning a lot. What does this mean chat?
YOU'RE SO RIGHT
FINALLY REAL YOUTUBE CONTENT
Attention: I have turned reblogs on for the next few hours. This is your last chance to reblog this iconic pamantha post before it gets deleted!
One hour left!!! You have one hour before I delete this post cuz I'm tired of getting notes all day
Some guy in an avengers Tshirt I just met at a coffee shop: so who's your favorite superhero?
Me too exhausted to explain there's more than one Robin: Batman
Guy: oh! Did you watch the Joker movie? It was surprisingly good for a DC film haha
Me: yeah it was something
Guy: you know they really fucked up on Justice League, but I've got to say Wonder Woman was better than Captain Marvel. Like, we get it, "yay girl power." That's great but it was so over the top. It totally ostracized half of it's audience.
Me: wow really
Guy: yeah. You know, you seem pretty chill. Maybe we could hang out sometime and watch some decent superhero movies? You know, Marvel movies haha
Me: i never asked, who's your favorite hero?
Guy: Iron Man. Like Batman but richer and cooler haha
Me: you know, Batman's rule? No killing?
Guy: yeah?
Me: i have no such rule. Lindsey, I found another one. My usual, please
Lindsey, the barista: *hands me my sword*
Guy: wow that's a poor replica of the God Killer blade, it should have more- *beheaded*
Me: thank god that's over
Lindsey: yeah. Hey want to watch Birds of Prey with me sometime?
Me: oh? You mean like as... a date?
Her: well yeah... is that okay?
Me: of course it's okay! all this time, all these years, i never knew you felt that way
Her: i don't keep a replica of Wonder Woman's sword under the counter for just anyone
Me: i never thought about it that way
Her: *writes her number on the forehead of dead guy* text me ;)
This is gaining notes faster than I thought so either we all know the same annoying guy or this is just what y'all think romance is
It's been several years and I have a fiancee now and I'm begging y'all to stop circulating this post because she's on here and I CANNOT have her seeing this and finding my Tumblr account please she's so butch and cooler than me stop outing me as a dweeb 😭🙏
OP, if she's agreed to marry you already, seeing this post is just gonna get you laid
and even if not, she is also at the devil's sacrament, so
Tetsuo, the Iron Man (1989)
not to make everything about world systems but i think being against piracy is such a first worlder position. growing up one of my family's most treasured possessions was our huge dvd binder with hundreds of pirated movies in it and ive never met anyone from the third world who doesn't have a similar experience
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This pizza was made over here in Brazil and I’m happy to inform everyone that the method they used to get the toppings over the whole dough evenly is just slightly less funny than what the last poster in the thread suggested:
They hovered a guy over it using a crane and maneuvered him around by pushing him with a pole.
🇧🇷 Brazil! 🇧🇷
whenever I go to the gym I smoke a cigarette afterwards. so I never get too healthy
best fight scene in movie history
Friday Sept 27:
Millions are without power this morning and underwater.
Do not go into floodwaters. It is not safe. There is debris, animals, pathogens, and god knows what else in the water.
Friday morning:
There is IMMINENT FAILURE of the Lake Lure Dam in North Carolina. You MUST get to higher ground immediately before the dam fails. EVACUATE NOW.
There have already been flooding deaths, including a child.
From Partnership for Inclusive Disaster Strategies:
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Everyone is fighting a tough battle so reblog to give previous a sword 🗡️