Puns and Reblogs and Fandoms, Oh my!

[ggoing]

do you ever FEEL yourself being annoying but you CAN’T stop

[just-shower-thoughts]

It took me 23 years to realize that “be there or be square” is because you’re not a-round.

[gothicprep]

pharrell williams looking at normal hats

"what is this? a hat.. for ants?"

[vinylscratch413]

“It needs to be at least... three times larger!”

[ichigoflavor-deactivated2024042]

Kiss From a Stranger Saves a Suicidal Man

In Shenzhen, Guangdong, China, a sixteen-year-old boy was standing on a bridge, threatening to jump off and end his life. Hundreds of onlookers watched in horror as he refused to cross back onto the safe side of the guardrail. Police had arrived and were talking to the boy, but no one could get through to him. Just then, Liu Wenxiu, a nineteen-year-old hotel waitress, was walking home from work when she saw the boy and knew that she had to do something to help him. Wenxiu had once been suicidal herself, so she knew how the boy felt. Telling police that she was his girlfriend, the girl managed to get close enough to talk to the boy. She shared her own sad and difficult life story, listened to his, and showed him the scar on her wrist from where she had tried to commit suicide herself. “He said he’s hopeless, ‘so don’t waste your time to save me’. But I told him, ‘I’m not saving your life, I just want you to realize how silly you are being. Look at me, I’ve been there and I’m now here,’” Wenxiu said. Finally, the girl was able to lean in and give him a hug, and then she unexpectedly gave him a kiss, as well. Police were then able to take the knife that the boy was holding and lead him back over to the safe side of the bridge.

[patiently-waiting4love]

I could not ignore this. 

[idoyu029-deactivated20161230]

no one could

[youngstero]

do you think nut companies whose nuts are given out on planes are highly respected in the nut community or are they like the losers

[vinylscratch413]

Nut community

[just-shower-thoughts]

If “womb” is pronounced “woom” and “tomb” is pronounced “toom”, shouldn’t “bomb” be pronounced “boom”?

[death-limes]

is

is that a pun

[allthebestofmemes]

[annakendrickofficial]

a shout out to all the people who started saying “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking their horn at another car

[vinylscratch413]

Barbara

[wtfsocialjusticearchive]

obviously no one would eat a hamburger patty by itself; how disgusting

[aerois]

like vegetables? yeah right. how about you just pull a potato right out of the ground and eat it raw without seasoning or cooking it? DO IT, EAT THE RAW POTATO COVERED IN DIRT AND TELL ME YOU LIKE VEGETABLES.

[therighthandofdoomcpn]

^this

[yesiamjasper-deactivated2015080]

I eat raw bacon, its good. 

[thebigangry]

Want raw meat? Beef jerky kinda counts.

[ask-timpani-blog]

want some pepsi/coke?? you’re disgusting you’re suppose to eat sugar on its own in handfuls damn you for being human

[daddykinjou]

wtf yo drink coffee disgusting you’re supposed to chew up and swallow the beans right from the fucking ground man you uncultured disgusting swine

[21stcenturybasketcase-blog]

im actually a vegan and im laughing my ass off

[littlemisslokii]

fine. gimme a raw steak. I DARE YOU. I WILL EAT SAID STEAK. AND I WILL ENJOY IT. (steaks are good at lightly seared to rare for me o A o DELICIOUS RAW STEAKS)

[serenectrl]

[catbuddy-deactivated20161201]

So, apparently the Walking Dead, added a Homosexual Male Couple, and they got some bad responses from a few, such a shame, some people are like this. ( i don’t watch the show but coming from the responses, like these, i can tell, they did so )

A show with maggot-ridden food, rotting, flesh-eating corpses, and cannibals, yet the grossest thing on it is two men, who are in love, kissing. In-fucking-credible.

[mephistos-cafe-lattes]

A man has literally torn another man’s throat out with his teeth, but no, gotta draw the line at a man kissing another man. 

[straightwhiteboyproblems]

[orapronobispeccatoribus4-18-201]

Reblog if u have the high IQ necessary to read this despite its rather quick speed.

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

Anxious people can have a hard time staying motivated, period, because their intense focus on their worries distracts them from their goals

Winifred Gallagher (via lunarix)

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[coreywankenobi]

Is it possible to be a fan of a fandom?

[literallyallie-blog]

Reblog every time

I love this so much

[braincloud9]

I’m not even in this fandom

[jerk-bending]

I made a tumblr to reblog this gif.  Life complete.

[dracze]

ALWAYS REBLOG WATER TRIBE

[digi831]

Reblogging.

[c0balt-lime]

And the award for best cosplay ever goes to

[ichigo-chii]

His form is beautiful

[allthebestofmemes]

[allthebestofmemes]

[pleatedjeans]

Photoshop battle: frozen scenic viewfinder [x]