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@violenceandvitriol
Concept: A gender reveal party but AFTER the kid is born.
Like when the kid is 6 or 12 or 18 or 24. When the kid has decided what their gender is or isn’t.
This is so fucking beautiful that I have no words.
I will always reblog this.
“Tidy your room’ dmkzmsksmdksm
Every time I see this I feel extremely fragile about ‘loving you is the easiest thing in the world’
Anti-Mom: You shouldn’t not-complain because there’re always people who have it better.
Anti-Mom: It’s okay if you don’t finish your plate because you’re only human and the vast majority of food waste comes from corporations and government organizations throwing it away, and not households.
Anti-Dad: As long as you live under my roof, we will communicate and negotiate the terms and rules together to make it the most pleasant living experience for the both of us.
this…..this is the addams family
That’s because the Addams are a healthy family
*absolutely nothing unusual or upsetting happens*
me: o wow i am ready 2 detach from this meat vessel
My therapist: we need to talk about your childhood
My brain:
Emotion mind: oh my god no one will ever love you
Rational mind: actually bunch of people love you now and you can recognize that even if they don’t express their love in the way that you want them to
Emotion mind:
some asshole: taking psych meds is too dangerous! it will change the way your brain works and you won’t act the same!
me, gesturing grandly at my collection of chemical imbalances and destructive coping mechanisms:
Me: omg what’s this person’s name??
My brain: can’t find memory, sorry
Me: what did i have to do today?
My brain: ooh yeahhh…don’t know
Me: what’s anything that happened in my life before two days ago?
My brain: y i k e s tough break kid
A literal can of corn:
My brain: lol remember how Hannah Montana used to say “sweet niblets” whenever she got herself into a zaney situation on that show you haven’t watched in at least a decade?
Me cooking, always
date a girl who treats you the same way she treats books
I’ll critique you continuously and won’t be too bothered if I break your spine
And then I’ll review your performance on several social media sites and ask for feedback.
I’ll also insert rectangular metal and paper objects into your body whenever I need a break from you, and store you on a shelf in my house
I’ll be done with you in less than a week and move on immediately.
I’ll switch between you and others several times whenever it pleases me
I’m not going to spend any money on you unless you can tell me something I don’t already know about the Cold War.
I used to date your twin, but I lost her.
When you get old and worn out I’ll replace you with a digital copy that will never age.
I’ll occasionally take you off the shelf and open you up to inhale the sweet smell of your innards
I’ll occasionally loan you out to my friends
@fagsfoodandfellatio @momma-crow
When a newer prettier version of you appears in my life I will lust after it in front of you.
I’ll write crappy stories about you to strangers on the internet and try to make out that you’re gayer than you are
I’ll get crumbs & greasy stains in your creases. Even if I’ve only borrowed you.
I’m gonna break your spine immediately to make it easier to user you later on. When I was young I’d have given you a good long stretch to win me over, but now you have to meet the low bar of not alienating me on the first page.
I will look at you and tell you right to your face that you no longer spark joy, give you a polite thank you, and send you on your way.
Actually tbh 99% of the people who profess to ‘love only animals’ but ‘hate humans’ usually, have no idea what human suffering looks like on a mass scale, have no concept of personal responsibility when it comes to being a human, and use their fucked up ideas about overpopulation and human worthlessness as a pseudo-activist, pseudo-hippy, pseudo-academic mask for their classism and hatred of poor people and minorities so fuck off
Using words like ‘breeders’ & being proud of hating children is not cool or edgy or woke, it just makes you look like an out of touch, racist, classist asshole
Bi ppl: *exist*
My ace ass:
Ace ppl: *exist*
My bi ass:
bi and ace people: *exist*
my pan ass:
Bi, ace, and pan people: *exist*
My lesbian ass:
Bi, ace, pan, and lesbian people: Exist
My gay ass:
bi, ace, pan, lesbian, and gay people: exist
my nonbinary ass:
bi, ace, pan, lesbian, gay, and nonbinary people: exist
my aro ass:
So I recently got a new computer.
I think my old computer was trying to tell me something.
uh
ok
sure
Oh, okay, it’s probably just the boot up screen acting weird?
NOPE
Made browsing sixpenceee’s stuff more fun though
Even finding nemo became slightly more eerie
EVEN OBAMA
“In order to run away with her new love, she stole the body of a dead nun, placed it in the bed of her lover, and set the room on fire to cover their escape”
PETITION TO MAKE A MOVIE/TV SERIES ABOUT JULIE D'AUBIGNY.
And people say Opera Divas are boring
Wild
