As Far As I Remember

Hey, I'm Ema, welcome to my mind. |-/

[cursegoat]

Happy 34th birthday to the greatest song ever recorded

[saturnsocoolioyep]

Happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!

[disc80s]

[lonelywoodland]

Heather Chipps

[perfectpurples]

[disease-deactivated20210414]

@WELDERWINGS

[pepoline13]

Cat’s noses

[sunnymeddows]

[lubricates]

this just made my day

[pururin]

[sixpenceee]

Cucamelons are grape-sized watermelons that taste of pure cucumber with a tinge of lime.

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[kylemus]

Tumblr rule #1: always reblog the creator

[theelegantuniverse-blog]

[ladyfairylight]

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

Real talk, Bulbasaur would be the best pet ever if it was real, let me list you some reasons of why:

Sleep Powder when you can’t sleep

Sweet Scent when you are tired or anxious

Vines to reach far things or lift stuff or swing like Spiderman

Razor Leaf to cut things or gardening

Solar Beam would be like a WMD threat to your enemies

Bulbasaur can take care of other animals

Doesn’t need food as long there’s sun, so you don’t worry about him.

Nature control

Rules over other creatures like a real dinosaur

It never dies of hunger and its speed doubles under the sun, so you got a scary plant dinosaur in day time

Won’t flood your home and mess stuff or burn it down, it’s calm and smart.

evolves to a badass beast

He’s too freaking strong

up for hugs

He’s one of most loyal Pokemon ever

He can dance

[richythegrey]

But what happens when winter comes?

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

He will play with his friends outside..

You think the motherfucking best Pokemon will be afraid of winter?

[yanderechild-archive]

[rosespell]

[profeminist]

“National Geographic called me and asked me to write the feminist facts about how The Lion King gets lion pride dynamics all wrong. I happily complied. Lions are matrilineal!! 

When I contacted Craig Packer, one of the world’s leading lion researchers, to talk  about this story he was IMMEDIATELY AVAILABLE. He Skyped me almost instantly from a camp in Kenya and said he’s been waiting for someone to ask him this question since the original film came out.

Anyway, if The Lion King were real, Nala would be the star, Sarabi would be holding her up saying everything the light touches is our kingdom, Simba would have left and never come back, and when Nala got old enough Sarabi would have carved out a territory for her to rule.”

- Erin Biba‏ 

In real life, Simba’s mom would be running the pride

[profeminist]

UPDATE:

“Reasons men gave for lecturing me on lion pride social structure and telling me one of the world’s leading lion researchers is wrong (I am not kidding these are real): -Watched The Lion King DVD extras -Read a textbook 25 years ago -Has been to the zoo -Everyone just knows

If you ever wondered what it’s like to be a woman that communicates science, this is what it’s like. Any expertise you or your sources may have gained over decades of hard work are null and void because someone watched a DVD extra 25 years ago.”

-  Erin Biba 

[elodieunderglass]

Hey that last one is a Mood