blood, guts and angel cake

may. 25. i like drag queens and cheap wine and obnoxious seasonal coffee flavours

[boudicca]

me: i am so stupid… genuinely illiterate. i am the dumbest bitch alive

someone: you’re stupid

me: Einstein Wants What I Have

[parasoli]

blanc magazine.

[anscrib]

Premiere  📷 Megan Walschlager

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Marchesa fall 2017 rtw

[knuckleduster]

i love sacrilege and i do enjoy some blasphemy from time to time, it is all very sexy

[lalocorleone-deactivated2026041]

Laura Harring and Melissa George in Mulholland Drive (2001) dir. David Lynch

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sucks that there can almost never be legitimate criticism of a woman who does shitty things because it always instantly devolves into like “this dumb fat bitch thinks she’s allowed to speak” like i barely even mention certain women to people ever lmao. you’re all out here reading books by guys that beat their wives to death or seeing movies with men who committed hate crimes but i’m expected to qualify the statement that i enjoyed the movie trainwreck by condemning amy schumer to death

[anscrib]

The Standard NYC May 2018 📷: Spyros Rennt

[visvya]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BU-Ap87htJg/

[glowdetails]

glitter face @ giambattista valli fall 2018

[curatedmusings]

Alek Wek for Paper Magazine Fall 2017

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my favourites from ss18 couture week, Zuhair Murad

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god is a woman was on in the taxi and my driver was like “who sings this?” so I told him and he goes “hm she’s the one my son loves ha ha I wonder if she’s His Type” and I was just sat there thinking either your son is gay or likes taking the strap from tiny high femme adjacent tops but I wasn’t about to say that at 6.40am no ma'am

[sunsetpink]

oscar de la renta spring 2015 rtw

[wakashames]

Aquaria in RPDR’s Mean Girls

[nikita-ermakov]

[hypokeimena]

can you imagine being 26 years old and in marketing and you want to settle down with a rich stupid man who’s crazy about you and you FIND a divorcee who hasn’t talked to his ex in over a decade and has a very forgiving custody arrangement that would easily enable boarding school and is willing to MARRY you after a SIX TO EIGHT WEEK SUMMER ROMANCE with NO PRENUP and then his brat kid comes back from summer camp and it turns out his ESTRANGED OTHER TWIN DAUGHTER came back from camp and they hijack your entire life and put a lizard on you and then your hot old man ditches you for his hot mess of an ex WHO DESIGNED… THE CUSTOM WEDDING DRESS YOU HAD ALREADY PAID FOR. truly. a roller coaster summer…. all that scheming WASTED