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sword-and-stars

mihhnt

charl0ttan

fanart for podcast characters is so funny like how do you know

charl0ttan

understood my apologies 🫡

valtsv

i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know

valtsv

"what's going on in that head of yours?" nothing i want to be a part of

wizardshark

JUST TRY AND NOT GO TO DISNEY LAND AND YOU'LL SEE HOW HARD IT IS TO SUPPORT TRANS RIGHTS!! YOU'LL SEE HOW MUCH I STRUGGLE!!!

gayestcowboy

i am not a “content creator.” i am a weird faggot on the internet

vague-humanoid

nilkadnaquada-deactivated202307

Gals you have not fucking lived until you've held a girl down by the wrists while she genuinely tries and fails to squirm free, and seen the fear in her eyes as she realizes she can't do it.

nilkadnaquada-deactivated202307

When I pointed out how scared she looked she replied, through a lot of stammering, "well, yeah, you're pretty scary on top of me like that" so I asked her if she likes scary girls while grinding against her and she took a long time to moan out a "yes"

wolfertinger666

The swordsman

(HE/HIM) 🐇🏳️‍⚧️🗡️

wolfertinger666

he has been healed

coldbrewpup

they oughta give me a yearly allowance of $100k for flights to lez out with beautiful women i swear

dreamlogic

RIP RIP RIP i can never interact with my neighbor again holy fuck

i was outside w/ my cat just now. and he went behind a shrub for a bit, and me not realizing my neighbor was on the other side of that same shrub, poked my head round and said way louder than necessary, “my SCRUMPTIOUS darling boy, what ever are you doing over there??”

and this 40-something man i very rarely speak to handled it w/ remarkable grace and very tentatively responded “…..watering my.. roses? you?”

haystarrs-deactivated20200728

peakingeveryday-deactivated2025

theboy-thebitch-thelegend

melonramune

2025-07-06

johnnyjoestarrelatable

i think it's fucked up that there are plants that decided they wanted to eat meat

johnnyjoestarrelatable

a plant's job is literally to just exist but the venus flytrap chose violence

johnnyjoestarrelatable

what if i gently laid an uncooked steak on the soil for it to absorb

iridescentjaq

my tree biology teacher fed her calcium-deficient tree a whole-ass bbq rib bone - she stuck it in the ground near the base of the tree (after eating the meat off of it), and when she came back to collect it to show the tree biology class it was GONE

the tree had grown a root up through the center of it & out through the sides

also there’s an old story about a man who was buried beneath a tree, and when they went to exhume the body it had been completely absorbed by the tree’s roots- you could see the shape of the body in the way the roots grew, splitting up for clearly defined arms and legs. trees will absolutely eat a steak if you bury it & they need the nutrients.

johnnyjoestarrelatable

that’s horrifying! thank you

headspace-hotel

I mean yeah? Bone meal and blood meal are common fertilizers for plants.

And plants' roots actively forage, seeking out the areas of the most nutrients as they grow, so it makes sense

"What are corpses on the ground but uncooked steaks for some tree" is my new favorite quote

asteroidtroglodyte

What is Dirt?

Dead Things, mostly.

Dead Things, Minerals, and Shit.

charlesoberonn

Technically, the trees aren't eating the bodies directly. The bodies are consumed by microbes and worms in the soil and converted into nutrients that the plants can absorb through their roots.

The flytraps straight up eat animals though.

terminusverge

True carnivory is believed to have evolved independently at least 12 times in five different orders of flowering plants, and is represented by more than a dozen genera. This classification includes at least 583 species that attract, trap, and kill prey, absorbing the resulting available nutrients…