Je suis une reine

Bonjour mes amis! Mary-Francis. 25. 🎂♍️Bisexual. Actor. Singer. Musician. Francophone. music, theatre, food, knitting, culture, yoga, exercising, meditating, sex, weed and whatever fucking tickles me or pleases the eye.

[cephalophor]

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

[nakedinasnowsuit]

God: where’s Abel?

Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him

[thewitchway]

It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.

God:  Where’s the Sheepkeeper?

Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper? 

[keptback-deactivated20221213]

[downwithneocolonialism]

[barbarianarchy-deactivated20200]

putting big puncture holes (about the size of a penny) in the sidewall (as opposed to the tread) also makes most tires irreparable

valve stems can be replaced but sidewall holes can’t :) the more you know :)

[thatdiabolicalfeminist]

Just a reminder that this is a crime and I'd never advocate for crime on this blog. :) Stay safe out there and don't get caught doing crimes!

[homotology]

Do Not do this y’all spread the word of not doing

[squided]

Spreading this information so you know exactly what not to do.

[tomanto-the-friendly-nb]

Reblogging to let you all know what NOT to do.

[emerinkaaa]

Reblogging again to add this

;) definitely don’t

[squided]

Also these are how ICE vehicles look, so you know what cars not to do these things do

[o0jaywolf0o-deactivated20191002]

gumballs callin us out

[mitski-miyawakis]

i can hear the air being pushed through his nose

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

reblog if you’ve ever been horrified by your own Customer Service voice

[c-bassmeow]

she is so FAKE 

[alinemissamericana]

“If you loved me, you should have let her go…”

— the other woman

[thecommonchick]

I don’t want a sugar daddy but maybe like a sugar buddy. 

I just hit him up like “Hey how are you today?” 

and he replies “Doing great thanks for asking here’s $7,000.” 

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

I love how calmly he takes off his shirt and glasses

They looooove quoting MLK when it suits them. Like he ain’t turn heel, and realize violence might need to be met with violence to get people to understand.

[doubledoseofdopamine]

The blue line to fade town 😂😂😂😭😭

[jaiking]

Follow me. You’ll be glad you did.

[miiriya]

[caffeinewitchcraft]

Relationships get so bananas when you start deciphering the other person’s love language.

Like I thought I was just acquaintances with this person because they never told me details about themselves and we just talked movies and writing . But then they made time to have coffee with me and they showed up out of breath because they ran. Like. RAN to be on time for coffee with me?

And I was like “i don’t mind waiting” cause I never want to run

But they said they wanted every minute they could get because I’m so busy usually

Which is when it clicked that I didn’t get how much they considered me a friend because I just straight away didn’t see MY signs of affection in them and went “cool! Casual buds it is.” But now that I’m seeing their signs of affection, I feel a little silly for dismissing them like that even though I felt like we could be best bros.

Anyway, some people show affection through time or intensity or commitment and not vocally. I really have to remember that!

[snulbug]

medieval peasant walking into a cathedral: okay wig

[emotionalempowerer-blog]

Please, reblog! IIt’s called self defense. Apart from having here, in the US, one of the highest cases of homicide and rape in the world and high rate of GBV, think about how this could help your mother or sister

[buttalicious602]

Yes indeed#💯💯💯💯💯

[linda-belcher]

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[pileofknives]

[wnq-writers]

“Listen. A healthy relationship isn’t living vicariously through one another. True love isn’t someone being there at your side every moment of every day, but being free, and encouraged, to pursue your own passions, and then sharing in the spoils of your triumphs together.”

— Beau Taplin | @thelovejournals (via thelovejournals)

[nerdsagainstfandomracism]

Samuel E. Wright On His Role As Sebastian In “The Little Mermaid”

My most favorite moment was when, after years of filming it, and being very strict to animation, because you have to be strict with animation, because it’s timing, and picture, and that kind of thing… And I was very strict with it. But I kept doing things, I’d be naughty, and I’d do something… And they’d say, “Sam, you can’t do that! This is not Robin Williams. You cannot do that, you can’t make up little jokes on the side.” But a year after we finished completing the film, they called me up, and they said, “Sam, we’re going to fly you out here. All of the things we said you couldn’t do… You’ve got three hours to do all of them.” So they brought me in the studio, and they just turned the mike on… and I went nuts! I just said anything I wanted to say like Sebastian. I talked like him for three hours, and some of it found it’s way into the movie. For example: “Teenagers. They think they know everything. You give them an inch, they swim all over you.” That was something that I just made up!

[flourish]

this is maybe the best

[leahsmagicalworld]

Holy crap this man is pure joy and sunshine WHY DID NO ONE EVER TELL ME

[gwen-skyes]

HE WAS ALSO MUFASA IN THE ORIGINAL RECORDING OF LION KING ON BROADWAY.

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