Vi Tumbles

"Vi" | 28 | She/Her | Bisexual | Happily Taken | Professional Dog Groomer | Nuzlocker

[thememedaddy]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

That is such an inspirational quote for such a dumbass thing to do

[ivafakename]

YOUNG MAN!

There's no need to feel down,

I MEAN YOUNG THEY!

I forgot your pronoun,

[ivafakename]

Prev do you think it's okay to just go on other people's posts and be funnier than them?

[moss-sprout]

I'm starting a collection

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

The use of difficulty ratings (easy/medium/hard) rather than levels of firmness (soft/firm/hard) to describe egg yolk viscosity implies the existence of higher difficulties such as "eggs over-legendary" and perhaps even "eggs over-nightmare"

[stylographic-blue-rhapsody]

“who is linkin park?” - one shot KO by my younger coworker

[stylographic-blue-rhapsody]

I am going to unfold all of your clean laundry and leave it in a pile on your bed

[skullhaver]

it's like every step that I take is another mistake to you

[stylographic-blue-rhapsody]

bestie…. it’s taking me one step closer to the edge and I’m about to break

[stylographic-blue-rhapsody]

do. Not

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

cast iron? yeah thats a pretty common spell to learn

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

you come onto my post and be funnier than me

[weaselle]

skillet issue

[imakeficrequestsandthendisappear]

if cis people are so great then why don’t they have a siberian orchestra 

[shieldfoss]

[frontline-titties-of-the-fifth]

[partitiosvald]

[amvs]

[thatsthat24]

Notification Badges 💬

[damazcuz]

Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

[thatsthat24]

Dating can be a challenge 💔 

[inthesensethat]

[sunflowerslut]

[tooies]

testing out my new set of lockpicks in the petco spider aisle

[femonologue]

[bizlybebo]

i would’ve fucked so hard as a court jester in ye olde i would’ve jangled my balls and done a little dance and sang my silly tunes i’d be so good at my job. alas i have to be on tumblr instead which is like a poor imitation of it

[bizlybebo]

bells. i meant bells

[bizlybebo]

don’t do this to me

[indigovortex]

[necrohearttt]

fuckk that’s creepy as hell. makes me feel sick n disgusting. i love it i need more of it right fucking nowww