CW: blood mentions, gore mentions, biting, mention of wanting to eat you (cannibalism kinda), foot play, SCENT PLAY (olfactophilia/underwear huffing), knife kink mention, plus mentions of a lot of other kinks under the umbrella of sadomasochism.
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
. Little to non - at least at first. Sex is instinctual for him, as it is for all living things, and Pennywise is definitely more on the feral animalistic side when it comes to sex, so in turn, the aftercare is almost completely absent. He’ll be done wrecking your body, having made you all stretched out and sore, just to lay down next to you to take a short breather (sometimes not even that) before giving a big ol’ puff through his nostrils and hopping up to his feet as if it never happened.
. He’s always aware of your state after sex but him being him he doesn’t want to seem like he cares, perhaps he doesn’t care, you can never tell and he would never tell you. He would like to believe that his loyalties only lie within himself, admitting that that isn’t the case… it would hurt his ego too much.
. He starts taking more care of you in small ways as you continue your little sexual escapades with him, nothing too much, nothing too loving. He’ll hold you, carry you to bed, serve you water, help you get dressed, all under the guise of “keeping you from hurting yourself”.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
. His favourite part of you is - surprise surprise - your groin. He’s a muncher, a fan of getting down between your thighs and circling over your sensitive areas with his tongue, lapping, sucking, taking all he can from you until you feel like you may as well be a husk. Most of all, his favourite thing to do to you is elongate his tongue and stuff it into your hole/s and fuck you like that till you swear you can see stars. He’ll lick his lips, clean you up nice and good all while you’re whining about being oversensitive, growl at you for trying to push his head away, he stays there for however long he wants and you can do nothing about it.
. His favourite part of himself. Hmm. He’d just say everything, he’s egotistical enough to love every bit and he knows that you enjoy all of him too with how he can change forms so fluidly. Being honest though, it’s his nose, his sense of smell. He’s infatuated with your smell more than your taste honestly, he can always find you by smell, know what mood your in by smell, and it’s the smell of you in the form of an old shirt that you left with him that he clings to the most when your away.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
. Everywhere. Always. It’s a fucking mess honestly. When Pennywise cums it’s never just a little bit, he has to go above and beyond, and I mean, you’re not exactly going to be one to complain.
. He likes to fill you up to the brim most, make you take it till it’s spilling out around his cock, to watch it rush out of your gaped fuck-hole only to scoop it up with his fingers and shove it back in. He takes great pride in this, makes him feel all the more fulfilled knowing you are full and filled.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
. He wants to eat you. He can talk about it in great lengths sometimes, rambling on about how your blood tastes as he bites down into your flesh, talking about how he wants to devour every piece of you. But he never goes through with it. Well at least he hasn’t yet…
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
. He doesn’t have as much practical experience since he’d never taken much of a fancy in sex before you, never felt the urge more than a couple times but well, with you if he seemed overflowing with the urge.
. For what he lacks in practical experience he has in knowledge. He’s observed humans have sex, used it against them when feeding time came, so from this he’s gathered the simple how and why but honestly, his innate instincts were enough to begin with and you were able to guide him in more complex areas of the act.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
. He likes various forms of missionary most. He wants to see you, your elated expressions, the way your face scrunches when he pushes into you, the way your tummy bulges from his size and shape.
. He’s a real fan of having your legs up against his chest, your feet resting against his shoulders where he can hug them tight to himself, feel you squeeze every inch of his cock that he plunges inside you, all the more tight now because your thighs are clenched together. He’ll sometimes lean forward over you to push deeper, to fill your open mouth with his thick long tongue. Sometimes he’ll lean his head to the side and suck one of your toes into his mouth, furling and unfurling his tongue against the sole of your foot to get you squirming and writhing, this amuses him particularly.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
. It’s very mood dependent. Most of the time he’s unserious when having sex with you, changing form into something stupidly gross or just silly. He’ll taunt and tease you with jokes and riddles, making you focus and trying to make you speak while he’s actively ruining your body and mind.
. He’ll be playful, keeping the clown suit on so every time he thrusts there’s a jingle of little bells to accompany the movement, sometimes he’ll even add a clown horn sound into the mix making it all the more embarrassing for you.
. Then there’s the other times. The times where he’s got hunger in his eyes, when he barely even speaks, he just pushes you back against the nearest surface and takes you. There’s no sense of whimsy to these, it’s just rough, instinctual need that drives him. He only ever seems himself after the act in these moments (if not a little softer than usual).
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
. He’s oddly well groomed in the clown form, it had been quite funny the first time, you weren’t expecting anything really but you’d found it was even styled a tad.
. It goes without saying that the carpet matches the drapes.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
. Close to no romance is involved when you two are having sex. Most “intimacy” that could be gleamed either comes from before or after, very rarely will he be gentle or - god forbid - real during sex.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
. He jacks off to the smell of you occasionally but not frequently, he’d rather just have you. You’ve never caught him in the act but you’ve seen the evidence of it.
.He has secretly stolen more clothing from you, namely used underwear. If he’s been unable to ‘play with you’ for a time he’ll stuff his nose into the scented fabric as his hand thumbs the head of his cock, whining as if it physically pains him not to just have you there sitting on it yourself. He’ll fuck into his hand, your underwear wrapped up on the inside of his fist, imagining that it’s you that’s wrapped around him instead, squeezing, pulsing, cumming from how good he’s fucking you. After he spills his load and coats the fabric, he’ll do what is now tradition. He’ll put the underwear back in the place he’d stolen it from, leaving it to you to find the mess he’s made while thinking of you.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
. Experimentalism, scent play, dacryphilia (making someone cry), fear play, restraints, blood kink, teratophilia (tentacles), sadomasochism (pain kink), size difference, and the list goes on and on and on…
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
. He’ll fuck the daylights out of you anywhere, the sewers, your house, in public, the guy has no boundaries when it comes to where he will bend you over and take you. The more risky and harsh the location the better, that being said anywhere there isn’t a bed is a prime spot for sex with Pennywise. Besides, you two are going to make an absolute mess anyway, it would be just more hassle than necessary to do it in your own bed.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
. You (to his great confusion and slight dismay). He can’t quite piece it together, it’s just you. You make him feel like an unchained feral creature that’s only purpose is to take, fuck, and breed (even if it’s physically impossible between you two). One way or another your scent usually gets him going, if not that it could just be from how tasty you look that particular day, and if not one of those… he’s in trouble.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
. There’s a couple things he won’t do just because it will kill you… now if that wasn’t the case, he’d be literally tearing you in two every chance he gets, ripping off whole hunks of you, finally being able to really taste you. But he won’t, it would kill you, and that would be too high a price to pay for a momentary high.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
. Giving. He doesn’t get much satisfaction just from the stimulation of receiving, if he does take satisfaction it’s for different reasons; it could be that he’s made his dick particularly large and monstrous so it’s hard for you to take into your mouth, he likes seeing how hard you try, how desperate you are to appease him, so much so that your drooling and gagging over it as it pulses in your mouth, tears streaming down your cheeks as he’s petting your head, cheeks, and chin. In these moments you could swear there’s adoration in his eyes, but he’d never admit it.
. Now giving on the other hand, he always enjoys that. He gets to ingest what little he can of you without killing you in these moments, the scent of you is so goddamn strong and most of all, he can torture you in so many delicious ways.
. He likes extremes during sex, so when it comes to taking you with his mouth he particularly enjoys fully edging you until your begging him, serving yourself openly to him, promising him things you definitely shouldn’t be, all of that and more, and even then he may continue to tease you to the edge of release before dragging you back down, your sex pulsing and twitching against his tongue. He decides when you cum, you do not.
. The other extreme he takes great pleasure in is overstimulating you, the exact opposite of edging. He’ll make you go over the edge over and over and over again until you physically cannot go on. He wants you spent. Ruined. And won’t take any other outcome when he’s set his mind to it.
. It’s always a terrifying toss up when he insists on being in between your thighs for the night, will he deny you until the sun rises or will he take everything you can give him and keep going even after? It’s always a surprise (whether you like that or not).
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
. Ferociously fast and rough orrrrr agonisingly slow. As mentioned before, Pennywise enjoys torturing you with sexual extremes so this comes much the same with his pace. Either way you two are going to be there for a while so you might as well just lay back and enjoy what you can of it.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
. It would be a blessing to have a quickie with him but no matter on whether he says it will be quick this time or not it never is. He’ll straight up lie as he’s nudging into the crook of your neck, saying how he’ll be quick, that he promises that he won’t hold you up for too long, all with a honeyed voice that you know is as trust worthy as the god of mischief’s from Norse myth.
. He doesn’t associate with quickies, everything is drawn out with him, he prioritises having the most fun and getting the most stimulation he can when he’s with you and that takes time, no place for a quickie with him.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
. All the time. Nothing is really too risky for him to do at the end of the day, if someone saw you two raw dogging it they’d forget in time, if not that no one would believe that person if they tattled, but more than likely Pennywise would just take a moment to dispose of them with quick efficiency.
. It’s more about what’s risky for you. He enjoys finding out where and when you’d be the most embarrassed to have sex and then acts in those very moments, appearing to snuggle in behind you, to nip at the tip of your ear as his hands roam down your body to your crotch.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
. Oh ho ho stamina. If he wanted to keep going in any situation he could, given - of course - that he’s feeding himself well. Most times he calls it quits when you literally cannot handle any more, which more times than not is great for you and enough for him.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
. He don’t own toys but he can conjure them during sex, restraints of any kind are his favourite and you’ve taught him about other toys that you enjoy. This has sort of backfired on you though because he’s now got so many more options for how to torture you.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
. He’s always unfair, there’s very little times that you two have had sex where he is any kind of civil with you. He gets what he wants and whether that be hours teasing or making you reach your climax till your blackout that is his choice, not yours.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
. He’s quite vocal when he’s in playful moods, annoyingly so sometimes since he prattles on about anything and everything and can get quite swept up in relaying rudimentary things like what he did in the past few days while you’re just trying not to faint as you’re getting speared on his cock.
. Even when he’s not in one of those playful moods he’ll growl and grunt, short giggles and laughs coming through between elated sighs and sniffs as he shoves his nose up against your neck while driving into you from behind.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
. He really fucking likes it when you hurt him. He doesn’t get hurt at all usually because all his victims are afraid of him, powerless to really damage him, but you? Sometimes you’re fearless and you scratch, and - oh god when you bite! Jesus does he love that!
. As things have gone on he’s given you weapons before the act, encourages you to use the knives at your disposal when he accosts you in your home, encourages you to bite him hard until the flesh tears. The first time you actually did that last one to him he came within seconds, alarmingly fast. He only begs you to keep going, not offering an ounce of explanation. This is the closest you’ll get to seeing him be all submissive and overly sensitive.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
. In his regular clown form he’s lean, long limbs and torso, and well, honestly you couldn’t say he has any sort of “normal” size dick given how freely he’ll change its shape and size.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
. Its quite high, at this point its pretty much every time you see him that you’ll have sex, only circumstances when you won’t is when you’ve been left sore still from the days previous.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
. He just plain doesn’t. The closest he’ll get to “sleeping afterwards” is snuggling up with you to comfort you through the aftermath, and even that has only been a recent change he’s made to his behaviour.
Author Note: I always loved these character alphabet posts so I thought, why not make one for big P since I haven't seen another person do one already.
PS if someone has done another of these, link me... for... personal reasons... o.o
