I'm trying my best!

Howdy! You may call me Olivia! she/her, trans girl, pan, 24 years young! exciting stuff, I know. I like games and reading, lots of stuff! sometimes I draw, maybe I'll post them. always open to talk!

[makahitaki]

[gorps]

[mleprae]

Literal TEARS in my eyes rn

[triplemj]

this is basically a short horror film

[wizardarchetypes]

The production value here is off the charts but this is also literally just what it feels like to play Uno.

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[silvertherogue715]

The production value really is off the fucking charts. What the fuck.

[sortalikethemountain]

think i’m gonna call it off,

even if i drink a duff,

i just wanna love someone who calls me ‘homie’

you can have an eldest son named bart,

drink a couple duffs cause you’re homer simpson

you can say that lisa’s very smart

drink another duff cause you’re homer simpson

good luck bart

well good luck bart

you have to stop at moe’s cause you’re homer simpson

good luck bart

well good luck bart

you have a wife called marge cause you’re homer simpson

[sortalikethemountain]

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i did not warm up my voice at all for this, enjoy

[cheaphalloweencostume]

slice of a beetlejuice YTP that has replaced the communication center in my brain

[silentsepulchres]

[anpaneko]

[cheddar-baby]

(showing my grandpa whos on his death bed my phone)

so this one is peepohappy and hes a pretty chill guy :)

*steady beeping*

but this one is peeposad :(

*beeping violently increases*

[naggingatlas]

i cant stop wathcing this fucking video. heavy's dick is velcro. is not that bad.

[officiallordvetinari]

The 13th century Swedish peasant boy who's crashing on my couch keeps eating my leftover General Tso's. I always tell him he can order his own but he's all "oh no, just wonton soup is fine with me, it reminds me of winters at home by the fire" but when I open the fridge the next day, what do I see? Not my leftovers! I don't even think they had wontons in medieval Sweden.

[officiallordvetinari]

13th century Swedish peasant boy roommate is getting really into Elden Ring, like playing it all hours of the day. I'm glad he's adjusting so well to modern technology but I want to use the TV sometimes too, you know?

[officiallordvetinari]

13th century Swedish peasant boy roommate saw me taking my meds and made me explain what each pill does. I guess medicine's changed a lot since his day because he seemed really interested. It's been a couple hours and he still keeps muttering things like "to think a healer could work such miracles..."

[officiallordvetinari]

ohhhh

[officiallordvetinari]

13th century Swedish peasant girl roommate stole my fucking leftovers again

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

hey i have hiccups can someone scare me

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

HOO!

thanks it worked

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

……you can go now

[toriel-2]

you like me...for me..? (blushes) (cums all over the

huh

as you wish lord

[weaver-z]

Every romance book promoted on tiktok is just full to the brim with horrible "steamy" taglines that are just like... Eyes on me, Little Beast. I'm here to make you Damp

[drarryking]

[duckdotcom]

brb gotta to go splash water on my face in the mens bathroom and look haggardly at myself in the mirror

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

can you do that somehwhere else i'm changing my baby right here and he is freaking the fuck out

[duckdotcom]

*holds your baby up to the mirror and he rapidly becomes more haggard as my face reverts steadily to an expression of youthful cheer*

[ramdragons-deactivated20240319]

need people to see this i feel insane

[sideofblog]

[genderfluid-druid]

hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus

[genderfluid-druid]

"i require more fluids" well what did you do with the fluids I already gave you. hmm? did you make more mucus with them? you made more mucus with them.