To Boldly Go

Still on this hellsite

[biteitsexy]

I really wanna write a crack fic where the events of Baldur’s Gate 3 take place in the Greater Boston Area.

Wyll is the Blade of New Hampshire

Shadowheart isn’t a Sharran, she’s a Catholic going through a deconstruction phase (girl, aren’t we all) and Mark Wahlberg is her Mother Superior

The Sword Coast is the North Shore and it’s full of seagulls and roast beef sandwich shops

Cazador is a Dunks manager in Natick who wants to sacrifice 7000 employees to become the new CEO.

Astarion tells everyone he’s from Newton when he’s really from the Revere.

Karlach grew up in Lynn

Gortash is Ben Affleck

Everyone teleports through the cop slide at Government Center

Laezel is a pilot for JetBlue, and the Emperor is the Illithid husk of Samuel Adams.

There are just as many rats everywhere

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[thenoman-sland]

Orpheus and Eurydice AU comic for @magicasen, @nostalgicatsea and @ishipallthings, for the @marveltrumpshate 2023 auction.

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[excitedrainbow]

IT’S LITERALLY HAPPENING LMAOOOOO

[simplyghosting]

Me, pointing to the mirror: Do NOT become The Joker about this. This isn’t even a Condiment King situation.

[byjove]

Without fail, every time a woman is talking about how she does not want to have children and never wants to be pregnant and how medical professionals, romantic interests and family members keep trying to bulldoze her decision and keep expecting her to change her mind because motherhood is something that is expected of all women and it is abhorrent to think a woman could not desire it, a random mother spawns in the comments to be like “Well, actually, you never know! I didn’t want children and then I got pregnant and I realized I love being a mama and I have five little babies now! Could happen to you! 🥰”

Sister, keep that to yourself or make your own goddamn post, you are ignoring that woman’s central concern and belittling her, you don’t even think you’re doing it. Formerly childfree women who ended up having children and loving it are like detransitioners in the sense that there is nothing inherently wrong with changing your mind about having children or realizing you were mistaken about your gender identity but immediately weaponizing your indecision to tell people that the barriers to healthcare and the violations of their bodily autonomy and the way society ignores that person’s wishes is actually okay because you were wrong. Some people do know themselves.

[starvulture]

there is nothing more beautiful on this earth than a new york accent

[jesterbots]

“Larper” being used like “poser” is so annoying bc actual LARPers are cool as hell. Get me some armour and a fake sword too

[solarprominence]

I maintain that the best summation of my feminist beliefs are that men and women are not fundamentally different. There are a few quantifiable differences if you average out every woman and every man, but they are not qualitative. And most of them are socially constructed, and would be fixed if we started treating men and women the same. Neither is inherently smarter, neither is inherently kinder, neither is inherently more stoic or stronger or angrier or softer. Everyone is obsessed with the differences between women and men, with finding them and creating them and distancing themselves from the "other half". It's fucked up

[aonkeeper4]

me whenm i am. Prougraming on my Computer

[heyitsmelinguini]

that’s mozilla herself

[foxpost-generator]

it fucken wimdows

[blueskittlesart]

loz twitter was briefly trying to decide if the hero of time can read. i genuinely think the answer is no

[blueskittlesart]

"the hero of time doesnt know what doors are" is good. but allow me to present a second, funnier option,

[grumpyoldsnake]

Getting real frustrated with the catch twenty-two of wanting to ask for clarification any time I’m given instructions that could arguably have ambiguity in them even when the intended meaning seems clear to me, because I’ve been burned too many times before with that shit, vs. the fact that doing that always seems to drive other folk completely up the wall and they either think I’m being confrontational/nitpicky or else just get tired of me and stop answering said questions >_>;

[yorkshirearthurdent]

They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames

[lostxanadu]

the thing about being bullied for being weird as a kid is that even if you've always embraced being weird your brain is still always looking for the line where it's too much. you can be as proudly and intentionally weird as you want and you can love being weird but your mind is still convinced there's a point where you get too weird and people start treating you like a weird looking bug again. also it feels like you reach that point 500 times a day even if everyone you've spoken to today found you pleasant and likable and even if you're completely alone in your house with nobody looking at you at all.

[sabertoothwalrus]

hey guys it broke containment. anyway

fuck marry kill

fuck senshi, marry grace, kill tenna

fuck grace, marry tenna, kill senshi

fuck tenna, marry senshi, kill grace

fuck senshi, marry tenna, kill grace

fuck grace, marry senshi, kill tenna

fuck tenna, marry grace, kill senshi

Voting ended onAug 6

[sabertoothwalrus]

many have pointed out that the ones with “kill tenna” have the most votes, and while that is technically true, I think’s a lot funnier to point out that the options with “marry tenna” have by far the least votes

[muppetshow2026]

how far into his term as mayor does zohran get the big top hat and monocle. i kind of thought he’d have them by now

[orcboxer]

"trump dying won't fix fascism" neither would a big steamy bowl of pad thai but I still want it

[scragon]

I've been painting a lot of gators