....anyway

Haneen; 26; pharmacist

[socialmaya]

[worldofcity]

me if i was bioluminescent and confused: "whats glowing on..."

[innerchildabortionclinic]

honestly the original USDA food pyramid was funny as fuck for recommending 6-11 servings of bread a day. like honestly don't mind if I do

[cannibalchicken]

his lips are sealed

[chilewithcarnage]

you know his ass is saying art art

[wordfather]

someone at work told me 'oh, just ask chat' when i raised a casual question and i asked what she meant and she said 'you know, chatgpt' like im an idiot. and i should get an award for the fact that i did not start snarling and biting and killing

[wordfather]

i know everyones justifiably mad right now but do you wanna get madder? i work at a school. a teacher said this to me.

[azurele]

*packing my suitcase for a 3 day trip* hm, but what if I need my terracotta warriors..

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[ashstfu]

[greppelheks]

@adelinejclose

[parkchanwoohoo]

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[conchobarbarian]

hate when I'm trying to just take a normal drink but it turns out I'm thirstier than I thought so I end up gulping it down like a goddamn cartoon characer. the indignity of water lust.

[decadent-hag]

Definitely one of the Top Images of all time I gotta say

[bisexualwario]

[madhopz]

[cherryfleischer-deactivated2026]

sexyback is a good song but the idea of justin timberlake being sexual disgusts me I don't even register him as a human being let alone a person or a man he's more akin to an old blind dog who pisses everywhere

[ozth]

found a rock in the kitchen and as I was about to throw it in the trash I thought "wait this is cruel I should let it outside" as if it was a living thing

[ozth]

I let it outside

[mudkipzzz]