Jacks of All Trades

Adrian ✧ streamer starting to figure things out ✧ he/him ✧ 24 ✧ gay, trans, neurodiverse, system ✧ Linktree

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[the-dracologist]

The fact that the reblogs were turned off is a travesty

[nudityandnerdery]

"[Y]our Harry Potter games are Cybertrucks" is such a good way to put it.

[rozzed]

why not have the reader re-read a sentence now and then? it won't hurt him....

[achillesinhighheels]

[isuggestlandback]

If you ever wondered why they call tattoos and piercings "unprofessional" and "unsophisticated"

Source: Lainey Molnar

[coughloop]

hey  mom wjat

[coughloop]

[bruzum]

[bruzum]

[repent-zoomer]

[dogsuffrage]

memes that get you unfriended by relatives on facebook

[technofeudalism]

memes that get you unfollowed by randoms on tumblr

[faceless-crowd]

Mafia boss smoking a cigar: Why’d you gotta squeal, Squealin’ Stephen? I trusted you. Now I gotta send my best goons to show you what happens when you cross the Big Boss…

Guy tied up in chair: uh…theres just one guy over there.

Mafia boss: Yeah. That’s Lil’ Tony. He’s got one of dem conditions where he’s got multiple mooks n’ his head. But when Big Tony fronts you’re gonna be in big trouble.

Lil’ Tony: We actually all agree we’re gonna kick your ass.

[flowerbleedme]

it's not frequent enough to be considered a meme or a trend, but I like how every so often this site gets a new "woke mafia boss" variation.

[jackkdaniels]

when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil

[weedle-testaburger]

brb tearing up rn

[viridianarcanum]

Want to explain why your community: DID/OSDD is apparently NOT accepting of all systems?

The reason I support Endos and Willos is that we don't fully understand DID, OSDD, or other similar disorders. Until we fully understand and research this disorder, excluding those people IS sys discourse and very hypocrital of you

there are certain nuances that can't be conveyed in the 250-character limit I have for mod notes

so let me put this another way for you

let's pretend plurality, systemhood, and complex dissociative disorders are all different sports, comfortably fitting under that label, "sports". let's pretend CDD systems are football and willogenic systems are hockey

in this example, the DID/OSDD Community is the Football Club™

why are you asking the Football Club™ how the rules of hockey work?

just because football and hockey are both sports doesnt mean they have comparable experiences or rulesets; at the same time, maybe there are some similarities between them. maybe there's people who play both football and hockey. maybe there's people who are fans of both, or all sports. I am not passing judgment upon these people, nor have I ever stated my opinion on their existences

but at the end of the day, this is Football Club™. we aren't here to talk about hockey. so again... why the Football Club™?

there are better places for your questions. try Hockey Club, or Sports Club. we're here to talk about football

[grimoiremanifest]

finding somebody who will laugh at your shitty jokes is joy-inducing but finding a motherfucker who can yes-and all the esoteric bullshit you put out is pure cocaine. this must be the shit all those racuous but good-natured scoundrels down at the tavern are on

[ghost-opal]

Tech companies have discovered a new anti-pattern recently and its called violating your muscle memory by putting links to shitty features nobody likes where the most commonly used button used to be

[ghost-opal]

I call the kinds of UX designers who do this "tech pests"

[timeturner-jay]

An extension of this:

An ad popping up a few seconds after everything else has loaded, pushing everything downwards and moving itself precisely into the spot you were just in the process of clicking.

[heedra]

In elementary school, my best friend and I had this game we would play where we were school supplies living inside a child's desk and going on slice-of-life adventures inside it. And I remember that a key component of our school supply society was a sort of religious schism that existed around the purpose and nature of the giant hand that occasionally reached in to grab different citizens, use them, and then return them, because most school supplies considered this an auspicious and enviable moment of being selected for a greater purpose and allowed a glimpse of a vast truth, but pencils considered it a horrible portent of doom because they always got sharpened during it and came back smaller and closer to death. We were third graders btw.

[biomic]

saru brother

[ohthewhomanity]

OK but aside from the funny, this is the gorilla doing its best to correct a gorilla faux pas! Gorillas don’t make eye contact except as a challenge. They avoid looking at each other directly as much as possible. So this fella just accidentally slid forward and looked the human right in the eye and went “oooooops” and turned FULLY around to go “I have no quarrel with you!”

[anarchowizardist]