I Chose Rapture

32, UK, she/herhistory nerd, baratheon, slytherin roleplayer, cross-stitcher, singer Fandoms: ❖ Bioshock ❖ Fallout ❖ Far Cry 5 ❖ Hannibal ❖ viridianwings @ plurk

[viridianwings]

Coming back to tumblr for the first time in literally years - how are you all doing?  Probably not going to be too active here, most of my fandom stuff is on Dreamwidth and Plurk these days

[glumshoe]

I like haunted houses in theory BUT I have no idea how to react when the actors speak to you. They ask me a question and I just… answer it…

The scariest part of a haunted house is the unscripted social interaction.

[glumshoe]

Scary nurse in a creepy voice: “Do you have an appointment to see the doctor?”

Me: “Uh. Do you accept walk-ins?”

[glumshoe]

Scary farmer: “I like to kill people!”

My friend, brightly: “I like to die!”

[puerto-nic0]

Zombie : “AARRRGH”

Me : “Do you get dental insurance?”

Zombie : “TEETH!!”

[schmergo]

This happened to me.

Scary prison dude: HELLO

Me: Nice to meet you!

Him: (pause) No it’s noooooot

[batsalmighty]

My worst horror house experience was when I couldn’t find the (rather obvious) exit and the guy chasing me with a chainsaw stopped, sighed and pointed me to the exit, saying “please scream as loud as you can when you run out there” and just left. I disappointed the horror house chainsaw dude and I will never get over that

[tired-wolfe]

Guy: They are all my friends.. (motioning to hanging corpses; then grabs a noose) Will you be my friend?  Me: Sure totally, you made me a friendship necklace? Oh my god your so sweet?  Guy: … Yes.. Please, let me.. I cant I cant just go (laughing).  – Got to walk a second time through–  Same guy: My friends -wailing-  Me: I came back I just really wanted to be friends so bad Guy: (laughing more) Please, Im not allowed to laugh. 

[hoardofhyperfixations]

I went to a Haunted House and literally befriended every actor there.

Specifically, I remember;

There were zombies walking around in the waiting room. I said “Hi!” and he gave me a high five. Every time he passed from then on, I got a high five.

Near the end, there were these twin little girls. “Come play with us.” They said. “Okay!” I said. “Forever.” They said. “Oh, sorry, can’t do that. I’m busy.”

I could hear them giggling.

[imanicepersoniswear]

Guy playing Freddie Kruger: Remember, you are all my children!

Me: thanks dad

A small chorus of teenagers: thanks dad

[under-the-arch]

I went to a haunted corn maze once. Someone ran at me with a chainsaw. I just stared at him. He hung his head and walked away. I left.

[trash-hawke-deactivated20220518]

Remember that scene in origins that proved the existence of aliens in the da universe? Yeah what the fuck was up with that

[trash-hawke-deactivated20220518]

to everyone asking, this is the scene 

[gayliensighting]

Mass Effect and Dragon Age canonically exist in the same universe, so it’s not so far fetched.

[trash-hawke-deactivated20220518]

MOM HOLY FUCK

[hippy-craic]

@injytech

I was not aware

[scots-dragon]

@cydonianmystery

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

WE COULD HAVE ASARI IN A DRAGON AGE GAME O.O

[asymbina]

OH MY GOD

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Imagine Sera reacting to an entire planet of sexy blue women who are all into ladies :D

[towardsmorning]

[viridianwings]

My housemate and I have recently become obsessed with Babylon 5, and this evening we made Hot Jala, Londo Mollari's favourite drink. It tasted pretty medicinal but I'm glad we tried it!

[pixalry]

Star Wars: Rogue One Posters - Created by Alexey Kot

[daily-reylo]

Kylo looking at Rey: The Evolution (original)

[corseque]

there’s something intensely satisfying about the idea of Rey and Ben as archetypal, mythological virgins, who were isolated and hurting and cursed for all their lonely years, before finally finding each other in equal innocence.

and it’s strange because this would have unfortunate implications in more realistic fiction, but because Star Wars is archetypal myth, there’s only this striking primordial resonance to it.

They helped to free each other of the traumatic curses that bound them to their developmentally halted childhoods - her endless childhood waiting, his endless childhood torment. They were waiting for each other so they could step forward into adulthood together. Don’t touch me, I’m too tender…

[lemkke-deactivated20240206]

(x)

[rogueone]

[eliosu]

First Order propaganda posters for my Dark Side comrades. I tried to create the kind of posters you may see in the First Order base and starship, with the new touches from The Last Jedi new content. Maybe the credit budget for operating the Order has been cut down sharply to rebuild the new base, but that doesn’t mean you can’t receive 5 stars brainwashing experience!

 Prints now available at my online (Society6 & Redbubble ) shop ( so you can get propagandized in your bedroom!                                          

[tackykawa]

tlj spoilers with no context compilation (posts individually belong to rightful owners)

[princessrx]

Huggy Kylo

[makenna-made-this]

“Do you think anybody’s listening?”

“ I do. Someone’s out there.”

[ster-wers-der]

Is Kylo the only guy in the First Order with long hair?

I wish I could ask him why he wears his hair so long. Is it for purely aesthetic purposes? I imagine it’d be easier to fight enemies if it was shorter.

[chandrilasky-deactivated2018052]

In Bloodline its hinted at by Leia he wears his hair long to cover his ears because he’s self conscious.

[ster-wers-der]

That is endearing.

[nezumionice]

this is the purest thing i have read, like, ever

[roguewn]

[snoke voice] “the mighty Kylo Ren”

[littlechmura]

!! Congrats on your engagement @aicosu !!

Best wishes from @karmadash-is-shippingtrash and me <3