i love being single except every few months when i want to be loved so bad that it eats me alive and makes me physically ill for two weeks but like the rest of the time im chill
we're not kids anymore.
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Not today Justin

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hello vonnie
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i love being single except every few months when i want to be loved so bad that it eats me alive and makes me physically ill for two weeks but like the rest of the time im chill
Had fun making top gun holidays so... here is #topgunsummer2025 !!
Enjoy the prompts and I can't wait to see the creations!
no way ppl are using ai to write ao3. what happened to being a tortured writer. what happened to blood on the page. what happened to the ao3 curse. people used to get run over, have their houses burned down, break their entire spines and they still put in the work to finish a chapter. fuck you, using ai. y’all are weak
if a driver pisses max off he can just send their team principal a text saying "heyyyyy" and cause that driver unimaginable stress for 6-8 weeks
I am back on my trans bob train and you are part of the trans bob agenda in my head so i just had to remind you of trans bob. because it is just true, it is so true, he is so trans to me, i am shaking him violently
Hi, yes, certified trans!bob enthusiast here! You have inspired me so I drew you a thing :) a happy trans!bob taking his shirt off at the dogfight football game with the encouragement of the rest of the daggers, as a goodluck for your exams! <333
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Greetings aviators, To add to the lovely pile of events and exchanges that come with the end of the year, I have created a Top Gun Holidays prompt list.
Have fun and I cannot wait to see what everyone uses these prompts to create!
Visual prompt list is inspired by the TOPGUNTober prompt list
Hello Everyone!
The Top Gun Summer Secret Santa Fake Dating Fic Exchange is now Mission Accomplished.
We are so happy people took interest enough to take part in it.
You all did an incredible job and we are proud to tell you you’ve written 343,683 words worth of fake dating tropes, featuring Bobnix, Goosemav, Gooserole, Halomaha, Hangster, Icemav, Macheresin, Sloose, or The Ivies.
Thank you to all the participants and people who helped organize the exchange!
Our Top Gun 🌞Secret 🎅Fake Dating Fic Exchange collection is available here, and you can also find the list of all the works after the cut.
Please don’t hesitate to show your love to all these amazing writers. They deserve everything.
PS We are also very excited to announce a new event coming up this year. Should be available tomorrow, make sure to subscribe to this tumblr to stay updated.
Until next time! Stay fly!
Mod Asia & Mod Red.
This was so much fun! Can't wait for the next event ❤️
A Halomaha scrapbook page, made for them by Bob, as a birthday gift for one of them.
Plus all the "photos" that went into it!
me: finish your 85 other wips please
my brain: but what if….i gave you another fic idea?
Would you be willing to doodle some Halo, Omaha or Halo and Omaha 👉👈 would give you many virtual smoochies in thanks ❤️
I still don't really know how to draw them but this is good enough <3
I'm still screaming over this Sammy I love you ❤️❤️❤️❤️
"but why do you even ship them-" IT BRINGS ME JOY AND WHIMSY!!!!!!!
You will not use AI to get ideas for your story. You will lie on the floor and have wretched visions like god intended
Come join me around the fire, y'all, let's talk about how absolutely kickass Pete 'Maverick' Mitchell is.
I feel like people downplay the amount of work Mav put into his career because he's a Captain and Ice is a four-star and that's clearly a much higher rank, so let's discuss!
The only promotion you have to take in order to make it to twenty years time in service (retirement) is O-4 (LCDR). Anything beyond that is gravy. Which means that Mav being competitive for, selecting for, and taking promotions for both O-5 (CDR) and O-6 (CAPT) was a very active choice that he made, and something he worked hard for. Captain is not a rank you make by accident. It is not a rank that the navy hands out like candy. If you do the math, about 15-20% of officers will make Captain. And that's probably a generous estimate. You work hard, you excel, you excel at leadership specifically, and *maybe* you make Captain. I'd also like to point out that promotions happen on a set timeline, so chances are that he and Ice were on very very similar promotion timelines up until Ice made RDML!
The fact that Mav hasn't been promoted to RDML or higher shouldn't be a mark against him -- of the 54,000+ active duty officers in the navy, 223 of them are admirals of any rank. This year there are over 3,200 Captains in the navy. There are 117 one-star admirals. Being appointed an admiral is more a political question than anything else.
It's also important to note that, in addition to however hard he worked just to make Captain, to make Captain and still be *flying* is an altogether different feat, and even more impressive. For the most part, once you're screening for command (as an O-5, generally with 15 or so years time in service), as an active duty aviator you will have had at least five years where you were serving in a non-flying billet (three years as an O-3 (LT) - O-4 (LCDR) on a dissociated sea tour, and two years on a staff or Pentagon tour). There are very few flying billets available for those tours, and as you can imagine, they are INCREDIBLY competitive. Which means that if he stayed flying for most of his career, he had to have been the best of the best, absolutely excelled, and worked extremely hard in order to stay competitive for those extremely competitive billets.
And that's not even speaking to the fact that he's a test pilot (and therefore was admitted to the test pilot program, and graduated from Test Pilot School).
And the fact that he walks into the room with Cyclone and Warlock, is briefed on the mission requirements, and IMMEDIATELY gives them a viable game plan that lines up exactly with whatever their team behind the scenes had likely been working on for months.
My point is, Mav is incredibly smart, and worked VERY hard on his career. And I think that's very cool of him! He loves flying, and he loves aviation, and he loves planes, and he worked DAMN hard to promote while keeping himself in the air!
no one will ever know me the way that you do by growingupbrown (@growingupbrown)
for viridimessorem (@viridimessorem)
Ship: Logan "Yale" Lee/Brigham "Harvard" Lennox
Rating: G
Word Count: 2,217
Summary:
Sometimes, Logan seriously wonders why he does half of the stuff he does for his friends, this is one of those times. - But, hey a best friend's got to do what a best friend's got to do even if it means that he might have to pretend to be his fake boyfriend to get someone off his back.
[See previous Fake Dating Fic.]
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The fucking odd of this oh my god I'm dying
no one will ever know me the way that you do by growingupbrown (@growingupbrown)
for viridimessorem (@viridimessorem)
Ship: Logan "Yale" Lee/Brigham "Harvard" Lennox
Rating: G
Word Count: 2,217
Summary:
Sometimes, Logan seriously wonders why he does half of the stuff he does for his friends, this is one of those times. - But, hey a best friend's got to do what a best friend's got to do even if it means that he might have to pretend to be his fake boyfriend to get someone off his back.
[See previous Fake Dating Fic.]
[Top Gun 🌞Secret 🎅Fake Dating Fic Exchange Collection]
The fucking odd of this oh my god I'm dying
Bluff by viridimessorem (@viridimessorem)
for growingupbrown (@growingupbrown)
Ship: Callie "Halo" Bassett/Neil "Omaha" Vikander
Rating: T
Word Count: 1,383
Summary:
Neil hadn't expected this to be the way the night ended, but hell, he wasn't complaining. Or; the time Neil Vikander became Callie Shen's boyfriend for a night, and maybe beyond.
[See previous Fake Dating Fic.]
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Names by viridimessorem (@viridimessorem)
for growingupbrown (@growingupbrown)
Ship: Javy "Coyote" Machado/Jake "Hangman" Seresin
Rating: G
Word Count: 757
Summary:
Jake and Javy used a lot of pet names with each other. Which had the side effect of confusing the shit out of their friends. But finally, they got clarification. Kinda.
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