Inner monologue of a mercy main
- Fuck fucking shit god damn it fuck
- WHERE’S MY TANK
- motherfucker
- *mocking voice* I need healing
- I’m at the other side of the map you dickbag
- YES I’M COMING GOD
- whoops nevermind I’m leaving
- Mistakes were made
- WHY WON’T YOU LET ME RUN AWAY
- I am very slow
- DON’T LEAVE ME ALONE
- Could someone take a step back so I can fly to them for fuck sake
- I can’t heal you from behind a FUCKING WALL
- COME BACK
- Pharah! :D
- *Pharah changes* Pharah D:
- That’s it I’m going battle-mercy
- whoops nevermind² I can’t aim
- [screaming]
- Fucking Genji
- fUCKING HANZO
- Fucking hell
- Fuck you
- Fuck me
- I swear to god if I’m the only healer—
- DON’T RUN AWAY FROM ME
- I could have resurected you but I’M DEAD
- ffffffffuck
- There’s one dps too many in this team
- I’m dead and it’s all your fault
- GET ON THE FUCKING POINT
- I will contest this point if it’s the last thing I ever do
- vote for me you coward
It’s only an inner monologue if you hold it in
I am pretty sure I've uttered all these things.













