alyssa

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[ven0moth]

appreciation post for everyone whos ever talked to me bc im annoying and dumb

[dankmemeuniversity]

[jodiefoster]

me @ me 24/7: are we really doing this rn 

[frawgs]

putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me … i have to dip . i control the sauce

[itdidntscandoesitsmeanitsfree]

[lovablys]

no disrespect to other clouds but pink ones are the best

[prasejeebus]

Me after I’ve realized things in the year of realizing stuff

[haramdaddy]

Me taking care of myself all 2018

[swarnpert]

thoughts on being gay?

recommend

[satrialespork]

[bumpdungus]

where is he traveling

[valtsv]

i wouldn’t survive one of those “evil doppelgänger” movies because like i barely have any self-concept dude… like some bitch shows up and tells me they’re the ‘‘‘real me’’’ and i’m an imposter and they’re going to kill me and take their rightful place which i stole from them i’d just be like i don’t even know who i am, man

[valtsv]

if YOU’RE me… and I’M me….. then who’s the double????????!??

[phllotes]

if i have a daughter im going to name her lizard and then she’ll get the nickname liz and everyone will be like “oh is it short for elizabeth?” and she will have to say “no my name is lizard”

[catsbeaversandducks]

[notobadthings]

I knew what would happen and yet

[disgustinganimals]

What *can’t* we learn from looking to the wisdom of nature?

Here’s one

[astalkingirin]

The best part is that the cat’s first box was already too small. “I learned nothing and never will.”

[v3nice]

Someone: Are you taken? Me: Ya for granted

[rapling-deactivated20191013]

me: i hate astrology

horoscope: youre beautiful 

me:

[sterlingarcher]

I cant believe the heterosexuals are gone

Theyre gone

[moonshinezombie-deactivated2020]

We’re still here.

[veronicasantangelo]

who said that

[edating]

yes ur allowed to have other friends u just have to love me more