Confess and get the fuck out
These sound like the words of a broken man
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Confess and get the fuck out
These sound like the words of a broken man
Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.
Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.
I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.
“Slutantions” has me crying laughing
i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.
“I amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry
love,
blue”
the subject line was “OW”
THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”
As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.
I wrote an email to mine when I started my Master’s Degree and spent the first week and a half in hospital.
It was a while ago so I don’t have it any more. I remember he said he received my email but didn’t understand it
Started a new project
Still on the first chapter, but I've made progress. Hoping to finish chapter 1 today, the outline tomorrow, and chapter 2-3 on Monday
Is my first chapter going to be over 5k, yes. Am I close to done, no.
Another update: chapter 1 is still not done, and it's probably going to be around 6k to 7k.
Finished chapter 1 (split the og chapter one into two parts) now starting chapter 2 (another 5k [my chapter we goal] to go)
We are getting through this #almost12k
Holy shit man never thought I'd get here
Started a new project
Still on the first chapter, but I've made progress. Hoping to finish chapter 1 today, the outline tomorrow, and chapter 2-3 on Monday
Is my first chapter going to be over 5k, yes. Am I close to done, no.
Another update: chapter 1 is still not done, and it's probably going to be around 6k to 7k.
Finished chapter 1 (split the og chapter one into two parts) now starting chapter 2 (another 5k [my chapter we goal] to go)
We are getting through this #almost12k
Holy shit man never thought I'd get here
Prompt #2453
“What’s the point of having a nemesis if there’s no sexual tension?”
Writing Prompt: Dialogue
“So! How’d you two meet?” “…Uh, I hit him with a broom.” “What?” “I was cleaning his house and he startled me and yeah, I popped him in the face with the broom.” “You’re his maid?” “No. Yes. Kinda? I work for the cleaning company he uses, so… I don’t really work for him specifically.”
Prompts
“Are you okay with that?”
“What what?”
“Letting [them] go?”
“...How can I be?”
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Waking up to the birds singing outside the small wooden cabin almost distracted [him/she/they] from [their] hands bound to the head board and the question of how [they] got here from last nights party. Almost.
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“Don’t call. Don’t text me. Delete my number from your phone and me from your social circle. I never want to see you again.”
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“Its called bullshit, dumbass, its means we’re getting screwed over.”
“Oh, fun.”
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The red walls turned to flames in [her/him/their] eyes. Finally, [their] plan had worked. [they] climbed the stairs to the throne. A new era had begun.
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“I did EVERTHING they asked and for WHAT?!” [their] voice broke on the last word as [they] fell to [their] knees in front of the hanging bodies of the executed.
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“What happened to us?”
“I fell in love with the wrong person,”
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[He/She/they] danced gracefully around the studio room unaware of the awestruck eyes of [their] blushing crush.
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“You realize your never going to make it, right?”
“Funny they said the same thing about you.”
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[They] smiled at the humming coming from their spouse in the kitchen. The coffee maker going, the birds singing along to [thier] gorgeous lover’s humming; if only it was real again.
[they] threw the flowers in the grave as the hot tears streamed down [their] face.
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“I love you,”
“...thanks,”
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“Rough day?”
“You shot me asshole, so yeah a bit rough around the edges!”
“Sorry, I brought a trauma kit,”
“You should be fucking sorry,”
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“Where the hell is the karma? I’m good, I work hard EVERDA-y, I try to be the best I can, I’m kind to ot-thers, I don’t com-plain. So why? Why is it that I’m always the one saddled with the burden.”
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“Will you stop knocking....I’m tired,”
“I was worried,”
“Why?”
“...”
“Oh. Come in,”
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“Go see [her/him/they].”
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“I saw you die,”
“You did...I’m sorry,”
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It’s so heartwarming to see them in their natural environment.
Writer: “Hmm what can I do to shake things up in my next book?”
Writer:
how to draw arms ? ?
holy fuck
holy fuck is right… but… does it work with legs???
yes !!
but how much extend
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I NEARLY CHOKED
ENJFDFNFATFVFDF
finally. i can be accurate
RANDOM DIALOGUE IDEAS #10
Feel free to use any of these dialogue ideas in your writing. Be creative with the context!
“it’s a long story”
“you don’t know what I’ve been through”
“I’ll drive you there”
“I can’t explain it”
“don’t freak out”
“that’s not fair”
“we’re out of time”
“I don’t want it anymore”
“it doesn’t fit”
“that’s mine”
“deal with it”
“give me five minutes”
“I don’t believe you”
“you’re my hero”
“I can’t reach it”
“I’ll see you tomorrow”
“don’t lose it”
“we’re doomed”
“it wasn’t easy”
“follow me”
Person A: “I can’t believe we’re finally here, I never thought we’d make it.”
Person B: “Oh for fucks sake, my driving isn’t that bad.”
Person A: “What are you doing on my doorstep at 2 am?”
Person B: “My mum said that if i was going to break the law then you have to be with me.”
Person A: *sigh* “Which law are we breaking?”
Submitted by @uddav666
No. 122
"So you're a-"
"Yes. And your children will be too. And by God, if you snitch me, you won't live to see the light of day again."