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Bułkownik Te. a box of mixed blessings Largely NSFW moderate your own content intake fam

[visnomer]

Where’s all the rhack @ these days orz ?

[onemagpie]

[visnomer]

crossposting from my tw/itter account

Rhysyfing my tav and instantly chopping his arm off to make a pact with a Handsome Fiend

Devil Jack mostly just shows up once per act Mizora style, trash talks everyone, gets some fuckening done, mocks Rhys’ Guy Fieri shirt and disappears while offering absolutely no help whatsoever

[visnomer]

ahhh and here he is with his lovely twin sister 🥰 they are very....very much in love if you catch my drift, guess she’s just gonna have to kill Rhys so the stupid manthing doesnt get in her way ^^’

[visnomer]

I have been reminded of this really old RP plot and their mutual Stockholm syndrome that ended up in a lot of f*cking and maybe a mental break down or two >3 (and some erotic piano playing too, we’re not some uncultured swines in this house) Anyway, leave your abusive father Kat, Rhys will be not only your new dad but also daddy, I mean, clocking at 47 he’s just the right age for baby’gawa ;-)

[visnomer]

For jakobslock week but only now did i have time to log onto tumblr Find me @vismisafterdark on twitter (only 18+)!

[lastoftheorder]

Wonderful art that @visnomer helped me with for my fic Those Who Traveled on Ao3! https://archiveofourown.org/works/18292037/chapters/43293647

[visnomer]

catch some hot fresh and straight outta the oven twitter

commissions/rp logs

[visnomer]

Jack: [opens a bag of Hot Cheetos at a funeral]

Everyone else in the room: W-what's that crinkling noise coming from inside the coffin?

[visnomer]

A Romance with Ignorance Chapter 3/3

Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply, Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Handsome Jack/Rhys (Borderlands) Characters: Handsome Jack (Borderlands), Rhys (Borderlands), Hugo Vasquez, Jeffrey Blake, Fiona (Borderlands), August (Borderlands) Additional Tags:Rhys the CEO, Jack the PA, miscommunication being the driving force behind this relationship, mildly manipulative bahavior, yes they fuck how should i tag 

“You’ve got your speech ready, cupcake?” While Jack refused to act as Rhys’ secretary just as he refused to act as the man’s PA, he still had his paws elbows deep in the speech the PR scripted for the president. Jack simply didn’t think Rothstein could make it as heroic and inspiring as it should have been. Even more so after his suggestion to begin the speech with ‘you mongrels’ was dismissed.

“I do,” Rhys shuffled through a couple of wrinkled sheets of paper, “both of them in fact. In case I do get that promotion and …”

That earned him a scoff from Jack and a brief struggle as the man wrestled one of the scripts from his hands and threw the balled up paper away with little care, “come on, you won’t need the other one. Today is the day we both worked so hard on, no reason to think it won’t pay off.”

[thenarator]

as someone with a bachelor’s degree in english, i am inexpressibly tired of people telling me to get highly specific jobs that often require highly specific degrees. “just go write for a magazine!” you need a journalism degree for that. “just teach!” you need a teaching certificate, and also fuck you. “just go work at a tutoring place!” tutoring children with learning disabilities, which make up the majority of the clientele at those places, requires not only a teaching certificate but a specialized master’s degree. “just go work at a library!” you need a master’s degree in library science to be a librarian. it is actually a highly skilled and extremely competitive field. you don’t just “go work at a library,” you train for years in the vain hope that you will get one of handful of available jobs. “just go work at a library.” the nerve. the unmitigated gall. “just go work at a library.” ugh.

[krushmaster]

serious question, what can you do with a bachelor’s in english? 

[myrosecolouredgirl]

take you in a fistfight, that’s for damn sure

[visnomer]

Vested Interest - the star wars AU @dokt0rgunn and I have been writting has updated! https://archiveofourown.org/works/10987995/chapters/45302779

Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Handsome Jack/Rhys Characters: Handsome Jack (Borderlands), Rhys (Borderlands), Athena (Borderlands), Nisha (Borderlands), Wilhelm (Borderlands), Timothy Lawrence, Claptrap (Borderlands) Additional Tags: Star Wars AU, for timeframe reference - set between the revenge and a new hope, Bounty Hunter Jack, force baby rhys, inaccurate Force mumbo jumbo  Synopis: An infamous bounty hunter Handsome Jack and his very (dis)loyal crew stumble across a force sensitive slave - one very much unaware of his abilities. In times of galactic turmoil where force users are still being hunted down by the Empire, what will they do? Treasures, adventures and heaps upon heaps of credits await!

[bluegrasshole]

send me a made-up fic title and i'll tell you what i would write to go with it

[the-new-fandom-order]

Let’s do it!

[shenanigans-and-imagines]

This sounds like fun!

[booabug]

Let’s try and get me to post some kind of writing, shall we?

[inthelandofdreamers]

PLZ!!!

[robininthelabyrinth]

ETA: please specify what fandom you want to see!

[raendown]

I keep trying to write but my brain’s not working. Send me random titles to get the noodle kick started?

[visnomer]

Answer 21 questions and tag 21 people you want to know better

Tagged by @thirtysixsavefiles! c’;

Nicknames: te

Zodiac Sign: pisces

Height: around 160 cm

Hogwarts House: dunno D:

The Last Thing I Googled: galactic credit standard

Favorite Musicians: Zayde Wolf, Welshly Arms, the Score, Twin Wild, Esterly 

Song Stuck in Your Head: Too Close - Prismo

Following: 227

Followers: 937

Do you get asks?: usually only when i ask for drawing requests and stuff - although its more of a thing of the long gone horney tumblr days

Amount of sleep: about 5 on work days and twice as much during weekend

Lucky Number(s): i default to six or 450028

What you’re wearing: sweatpants and merch tshirt lmao

Dream job: dunno, any job that isn’t completely and absolutely draining 

Dream trip: back to Sevilla

Instruments: rolled 1 on my music check

Favorite songs: This is Love - Air traffic control, Wolves - Sam Tinnesz

Random Fact: my mouse is broken so that’s why you’ve been seeing double posts or me spazzing in your notifications lately ;v it double or quad clicks all the time

Aesthetic: late summer night, smokes, bruises

10 happy things

Tagged by @aroihkin ‘o’

In no particular order:

Maya!

Lazy sunday mornings and cuddles

Drawing

RP shenanigans

tfw you make a new playlist and its right on point

being right and proving how right i am to the people who are very much not right

guild wars 2 ‘o’

blatantly stealing this one from aro but damn, plants!

flamingos

good good neon pink and purple aesthetics

Tagging

@eternal-garbage @defectillusions @grumpygroovy @lindboroo @ticklingarrow @handsomepeacock

[handsomepeacock]

[handsomepeacock]

handsomepeacock‌:

Edited: 6/5/19

Hello! I am pleased to announce that I am now offering more than just busts for commissions.

I am offering: Busts, Half-Bodies, Full-Bodies, and a couple of special type commissions! Mermaids and Pin-Ups (The pin-up is called Cheesecake when you search for the option on Ko-Fi). More information will be provided in the link below.

Commission Link: http://ko-fi.com/A111AYW/commissions

Donation Link: https://ko-fi.com/A111AYW

Patreon Link: https://www.patreon.com/manlypeacock

[visnomer]

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vismis is live on Picarto.tv! Watch our streamer do Adult stuff and chat with likeminded people. 1859 have watched vismis’ stream!

[valtsv]

*slowly removes my heart-shaped sunglasses* i beg your fucking pardon