So.....

Oh you know just along for the ride..

[disgracedmilfman]

This is me as hell.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

…feEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN NO ONE ELSE CAN FEEL FOR YOU ONLY YOU CAN LET IT IN

[bargalaxies]

person of interest  ☰  sept. 22, 2011 – june 21, 2016

i don’t envy you, the decisions you’re going to have to make. but one day, i’ll be gone, and you’ll have no one to talk to. but if you remember nothing else, please remember this: chess is just a game. real people aren’t pieces. you can’t assign more value to some of them than to others. not to me, not to anyone. people are not a thing that you can sacrifice. the lesson is that anyone who looks on the world as if it was a game of chess deserves to lose.

[bey]

Don’t invite me anywhere last minute I enjoy doing nothing so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed

[bana05]

This is legit and people don’t realize it.

[civilizationkills]

why do people think humans are the peak of evolution. bears get to eat berries and salmon all the time and sleep half the year. how is that not so much more advanced than working every day until i die!

[45639844745389475838490347]

bc people see the progression from forager society to agricultural society to industrial society as “advancing” when in reality it is just the necessary intensification due to population pressures. we could b chilling eating berries and salmon all day but unfortunately SOMEONE decided to invent agriculture :(

[civilizationkills]

i need you to know this is the most valid reply i’ve gotten on this post

[sexioto]

[crilbyte-deactivated20240607]

Oh shit. No. Shit. Thank you

[villianext-deactivated20190407]

Just gonna reblog this out of gratitude because I actually did forget…

[novacaineandabelle]

Fffffffff let me get right on that. 

and then reblog for the next forgetful son of a bitch

[blondiez-b-deactivated20171118]

I’m so great full for everyone that is reblogging this. I totally forgot to take mine

[optimysticals]

I think that there is some sort of unspoken fairy godparent thing where you see this, realize that you forgot your meds, and rebagel it because if you forgot someone else must have. And in our turn we all take care of each other, even if we don’t know it.

[ancientgreeksuggestions]

If you don’t have actual wings to escape Crete with your son, home-made is fine

[classics-suggestion]

No It Isn’t

[subjuggulation]

it is if your son isn’t an idiot

[historyarchaeologyartefacts]

A ceramic jar filled with thousands of bronze coins was recently unearthed at the site of a 15th-century samurai’s residence just north of Tokyo [710x470]

[roguetelemetry]

reblog in 30 seconds to find a clay jar of bronze coins

[wilwheaton]

I waited 31 seconds because where the fuck am I going to put a clay jar full of bronze coins I mean honestly.

[hauntedboydyke]

froot loops

[simonmars]

Do yall also have these mutuals that you just??? Grew really fond of?? Like, you never properly talk to them and all you do is like each other’s posts but whenever you see them on your dash you’re like “hello sunshine, I hope you’re drinking lots of water and being happy your health and wellbeing is so important to me” and I hope that’s not weird because honestly that’s me all the time

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[tiktoksithinkarefunny]

It’s 2009. Your mom comes in to tell you it’s a snow day. It’s the best day ever.

[feministism]

[prawnlegs]

This was a hit on twitter, so: My cat. Enjoy her.

[memes-to-show-my-therapist]

[awrats]

this was supposed to be funnier than it actually came out 

[lev-calder-deactivated20230421]

STRANGER THINGS 3  [2019]

[malyen0retsev]

if you’d told me when i first started stranger things that by the time s3 rolled around i would care infinitely more about steve than i would about jonathan and nancy, i flat out would never have believed you

and that my friends is what we call CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT