Unsolicited Opinions

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[chuckdrawsthings]

changing

[pain-1997-deactivated20200710]

i blame lana del ray for making girls think its cool to be a dirty bitch

[mistersmokinganddrinking-deacti]

Truly….it really is all her fault….

[gutterbaby]

yeah and who the fuck made guys think its cool to be a dirty loser who listens to techno and does ketamine in his studio apartment with his hula hoop artist festival girlfriend called junebug 

[mistersmokinganddrinking-deacti]

Idfk….post Malone maybe

[gutterbaby]

wrong. it was adam from adam and eve

[prettycolors]

#c0ffee

[bob-belcher]

[liberalsarecool]

You got free education from the government while you got a paycheck from the government, but you don't want others to catch a break from the government?

Also, just think of the booming country you will be living in if all these people who don't have student debt anymore are spending their money in a consumer economy.

Think big picture instead of your conservative small-minded world clouded by self-interest.

[feministism]

[primarybufferpanel]

Empathy building. Take your boys to see Captain Marvel so they don’t turn into the sad little shits that throw a fit when a movie like Captain Marvel is made.

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[byecolonizer]

Using black bodies huh? Sounds familiar.

[odinsblog]

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: Mass incarceration is voter suppression that has always targeted Black and Brown people. Which is why I’m NOT down for any “centrist” candidate who wants to call themselves a progressive now, but back in the day they went buck wild arresting masses and masses of Black people, especially for smoking marijuana.

Anyway….

Can you even begin to imagine how differently Southern states would be if prisoners could vote? How different AMERICA would be?

[transtarks]

“you have to stop buying every mug you think is cute” what’s that? i can’t hear you over the sound of all my mugs clinking together in the cabinet as i try to find space for this new mug i bought

[chuckdrawsthings]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[captain-acab]

*Lemony Snicket voice* The word ‘poison’ here can mean many things. ‘Poison’ may literally refer to the presence of an unwashed llama in a stream from which a nearby village likely collects its drinking water. Likewise, it may figuratively refer to the effect of greed and isolation on the priorities of a young ruler, or the machinations of a villainous royal advisor on the health and wellbeing of said young ruler. In this case, however, ‘poison’ most literally refers to the poison, the poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco’s poison… That poison.

[ohifonlyx33]

i feel like i was just rick-rolled

[chuckdrawsthings]

spring

[the-memedaddy]

Meirl

[socialistexan]

That sure is a weird way of phrasing “Law Enforcement Actively Aided and Abetted White Supremacy for Centuries and Now Don’t Know How to Distance Themselves Because It’s Bad PR”

[strutzandfretz]

U.S. Law Enforcement has been deeply imbedded in the core of White Nationalism for at least 100 Years. How can they be expected to want to stop it?

[wrong-url-motherfucker]

Government, Monty Python Style

[xanthewalter]

Still brilliantly funny all these years later.

[seriously-what-is-my-life]

BEST INSULTS

[that-greek-gold-rush]

whenever i find monty python casually just on my dashboard i just blink a few times and then get super fucking excited because i don’t see them as much as i’d like to on tumblr

[dansecoppelia-blog]

If I don’t reblog Monty Python when it crosses my dash, assume I’m dead.

[gotham-ruaidh]

“Farcical aquatic ceremony” – overeducated comedy at its finest

[triss19]

This is for all y’all who don’t understand how terrifying these suckers are. 

OHMYGOD IT’S ATTACKING THE STATUE OF LIBERTY SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING

[loremerchant]

I know just the man for the job.

[whomthegodswoulddestroy]

This is a good joke. This is such a solid, quality joke.

[prehistoricsilverfish]

@explainingthejoke ?

[explainingthejoke]

The initial image is a size comparison between the statue of liberty and a wind turbine. The wind turbine is over ninety feet (about 28 meters) taller.

A commenter pretended to misinterpret the image as one of a wind turbine attacking the statue of liberty. The next commenter answered with an image of Don Quixote, a literary character who once thought a windmill was a monster and announced his plans to fight it. They are joking that if a wind turbine attacked the statue of liberty, Don Quixote would be willing to fight the wind turbine.

Incidentally, that scene led to the English idiom “tilting at windmills,” meaning a person who has not only disproportionate reactions of anger, but disproportionate reactions of anger to nonexistent challenges.

[jenroses]

So all those people who are fighting to preserve coal jobs and the fossil fuel economy are….

actually…

tilting at windmills.

[kingatticus]

I feel like this is one of the very few times where explaining the joke leads to another one that everyone can now understand and laugh at

[kikakat17]

This an amazing post

[norcross]

real quality, start to finish.

[everyendeavor]

This is why I’m still on Tumblr. Hilarious 🤣

[buttwyattarchive-deactivated201]

Citizens of Pawnee

[thelawnwrangler]

This is the absolute best post ever. The citizens of Pawnee are my heroes.