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[nyctosaurid]

“if goofy is a dog and pluto is a dog why is one a pet” is the cartoon equivalent of “if man evolved from monkeys why are there still monkeys”

[zagreus]

The implication that Goofy is just a more advanced stage in canine evolution is oddly terrifying somehow

[nyctosaurid]

theres no such thing as ‘more advance’ in evolution. a dogman isnt more evolved than a dog, just as you are no more evolved than an seagull or coral, they are just fitted for different environments and have evolved as such

[dimetrodone]

Goofy is not more evolved the Pluto, Goofy just fills a different ecological niche. While Pluto is just a scavenger and Goofy is an apex predator both play important roles in the ecosystem.

[thekingmickey-deactivated202404]

[chlstarrbaby]

Goofy’s a domestic dog, Pluto is a real one.

[nyctosaurid]

“Why me? I’m domesticated!” is the deepest rabbit hole of a line in the entire disney canon

[geekandmisandry]

My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me “don’t worry, it’s getting better” in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man.

“Why are you American?” I asked, to which I got:

“Sorry, it’s getting better” in a stereotypical posh English accent.

“Why are you English?” I asked, amused.

“What is he normally?” He managed to ask.

“He? You’re not anyone else, you’re you.”

“Ugh, me” was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep.

[neverblogidly]

Bitch just thwarted a ghost possession by judging his accents

[wideopenhighway]

My boyfriend would be gettin’ hit with the baseball bat beside our bed if he ever woke up and said, “What is he normally?” about himself.

[geekandmisandry]

Then you would NOT have liked the time he pointed to a corner of our room while he was sleeping and said “they share a dimension with Earth and they take cats to eat them”.

[tharook]

I absolutely do not like that.

[rhube]

I love people who talk in their sleep.

[hplyrikz]

“Beware that, when fighting monsters, you yourself do not become a monster… for when you gaze long into the abyss. The abyss gazes also into you.”

Friedrich Nietzsche (via hplyrikz)

[ruinedchildhood]

[victorious]

[synqra]

[life4lovers]

once a boy let me borrow his jacket and after i gave it back i heard him gushing to his friends bc it smelled like me

nice to know boys do that too

[magic-of-eternity]

[did-you-know]

French artist Travis Durden mashes the heads of popular Star Wars characters with the bodies of classical Greek statues. 

Source

[theagonyofdefeat]

[puppiestotherescue]

[forbiddenforrest]

[corgis-everywhere]

“wow a corgi breaking the law”

[corgisandboobs]

Get her off the streets.

[hirohamada]

I love Disney Ripoffs.

[nid-hogg]

My buddy Boney

Short for Anbonio

[2000ish]

[teamneopia-blog]

Oh man, not the baby pictures. So embarrassing.

[katinguele]

You are embarassing

[thesimpsonswayoflife]