Mone’e🤸🏾‍♂️

Just here . Trying to find a nut

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[whitepeopletwitter]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Every month is spooky now.

[dykecostanza-deactivated2024112]

i could keep adding to this all day

[setonfirebyfiends]

I love spreading false information

[yellowjuice-deactivated20190512]

[jamtastik]

Yooooooo

[goodluckrob-deactivated20221110]

“Get that nigga steed too” got me dying right now.

[goodluckrob-deactivated20221110]

Reblogging again because I randomly thought about it today.

[atasteoflee]

Lmaooooo

[nomediocre]

[sizequeenadmirer]

Is bathtub porn a genre? Because I think it’s one of my favorites.

[kushandwizdom]

9

[dankmemeuniversity]

[fresh-and-hot-tiktoks]

THE CARROTS

[impuretale]

Watching him react to these short videos and growing increasingly alarmed and distressed is just the funniest shit ever to me. 

[socialistexan]

Broque: asking for dick pics

Woque: "SHOW ME YOUR CARROT"

[dankmemeuniversity]

[okayysophia]

I’ve been wondering the same damn thing cause most straigh men think washing their ass is gay so... what are y’all really eating...???

[pushthemovement]

[kotsume]

☆ smol nezuko ☆

[mamaafrica]

[theintrovertnation]

[kaijuno]

[kittykattaffy]

Yeah, that doesn't prevent pregnancy.

[kaijuno]

Dfgajagakala it’s so you don’t get a UTI 😂

[jabberwockypie]

*facepalm* So, given that sex ed in the US is a tire fire:

Vagina-having people have a shorter urethra, which means we’re more prone to UTIs because the bacteria doesn’t have to travel as far to get up into your bladder and cause a problem.

Which means if you’re exposing your bits to bacteria (as with sex), peeing will flush out bacteria in the urethra. (Urine isn’t actually sterile - that’s a myth - but you’re *supposed to* have a little bit of bacteria - that’s how bodies work. But it still flushes things out that shouldn’t be there.)

Oh! You should ALSO pee after you masturbate, especially if it involves penetration with fingers/toys/etc

[jabberwockypie]

So I’ve blocked like five transphobes on this post, which I feel should have been relatively uncontroversial.

If you’re one of the people saying “You meant ‘women’”, fuck you. I meant “people who have a vagina, regardless of their gender or lack thereof”, and you can go fuck yourself with a cactus.

And you should pee afterward, so you don’t get a UTI.

[arctic-hands]

[Image Description: a photograph of a wolf in on top of a rock, looking over the forest below. In orange 3D text it says "ALWAYS PEE AFTER SEX". Majestic. End ID]

[claireslash]

That first pic was already like a 12/10 and it just kept getting better

[pensierosatanista]

We wolves do good since the dawn of time.