Why are you pantsless around your cat? That seems really weird to me
Like I donât mean to shock you so maybe sit down but my cat is rawdogging his whole little life dickballs naked, so

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Why are you pantsless around your cat? That seems really weird to me
Like I donât mean to shock you so maybe sit down but my cat is rawdogging his whole little life dickballs naked, so
đș moon-moon4w00 Follow
Friendly reminder that asking your lycan partner to turn you is incredibly insensitive! Seriously can we retire this trope already? Not only is it just offensive, but no one would ever actually choose this life! Lycanthropy is a curse. Full stop.
đŸ superhowllock69 Follow
Ok user "moon-moon" as if that original meme wasn't created to mock pack nomenclature đ
Anyway I'm not gonna touch that internalized lycanphobia with a ten foot pole. Being turned by your partner is something that can be incredibly intimate as long as both parties are consenting and the one being turned is 100% sure they want it. Literally the only downside to transforming once a month is the pain, but midol works just fine. No one with these "lycanthropy bad" takes ever wants to discuss the legitimate positives that come with this "curse" lmao.
đș moon-moon4w00 Follow
I'm literally reclaiming moon moon but go off I guess. Anyways turning your partner is absolutely disgusting and morally reprehensible and anyone who does it should be muzzled permanently.
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lmao my wife literally saved my life when she turned me but i guess she should be muzzled huh? we run through the woods hunting deer together and can each haul in groceries in one trip now, but nooo she's obviously a danger to society because she cares enough about me to help me when insurance wouldn't cover my medicine
also it was confirmed that the creator of that meme literally makes and sells silver bullets so if you still wanna use moon moon for yourself that certainly is a choice. source: (X)
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I love that instead of naming the more common benefits of lycanthropy, you mentioned that you and your wife can carry all the groceries in one trip. I think that's definitely a positive that gets overlooked far too often and I commend you for speaking your truth, sir
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lol thanks but I'm a woman đ
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Plus werewolf blood tastes way better and is as filling as 10 humans đ
đș moon-moon4w00 Follow
Oh my GOD you vampblr freaks will just flock to anything. It clearly says "vamps DNI" in my bio!
đŸ superhowllock Follow
lmaoooo of course you're a vampire exclusionist
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wasn't OP the same guy who said fursuits were offensive to lycanthropes and doxxed a werewolf fursuiter?
đș moon-moon4w00 Follow
They ARE offensive and harmful to this community and I'm tired of pretending they're not. They perpetuate harmful depictions of what a humanoid wolf is actually like.
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me when I dox someone for making candy colored animal costumes that look nothing like what a real werewolf does
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I think I just found the only reasonable exchange involving two people with opposing views on porn to ever exist on this website
actually so based
sometimes my cat will suddenly go very fast. But don't let this fool you. It does not reflect an urgent change in circumstances
2018 tumblr post:
1: why do they call it a boner when theres no bone in it
2: there used to be
3: why does this sound so ominous
2025 tumblr post:
1: forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land
2: yes my lady
3: yes my lady
âI want to decompose in a bogâ well you clearly donât know the first thing about bogs. Clout chaser
Huge fan of the phrase âget pickled, idiotâ
Hey whereâs that post about tumblr specific vernacular. This is incomprehensible to anyone outside of this ecosystem
âI want to decompose in a bogâ well you clearly donât know the first thing about bogs. Clout chaser
Huge fan of the phrase âget pickled, idiotâ
better not spread that second tweet without the context of the first
Honestly thinking Animal Farm is a children's book isn't his sin. Not everyone is familiar with literature. Even the very famous classics.
His real sin is reacting with laughter and derision upon hearing his date say they're reading what to him sounds like a children's book.
No curiosity or even confusion. No considering that maybe he's wrong and it's not a children's book. Just straight to mockery.
the average twitter vs tumblr community experience
âSo let me get this straight. Weâre here to rescue a princess.â
âThatâs right.â
âAt the request of a princess.â
âRight again.â
âAnd you, who will be leading the expedition, are also a princess.â
âYouâre very perceptive.â
âHow big is your royal family, again?â
âWe donât have one.â
âButââ
âWe overthrew our monarchy centuries ago, but we kept most of the titles around. The rank of âprincessâ is held by the directors in charge of various civil service branches.â
âHuh. And the princess weâre rescuing today is in charge ofâŠ?â
âPublic sanitation.â
âThe Lord of Deathâs Dominion kidnapped your public sanitation director?â
âWe think heâs a little confused.â
Being ugly is not an excuse. Most people are ugly. Iâve fucked ugly people and they werenât virgins. They were whores. All things considered there probably is someone 5 minutes away dying to fuck you.
not an excuse for what
for not voting
this man living in 4019
once again proving you can literally do anything with audacity
cis men are doing forcemasc self hypnosis every day
cis men know that itâs possible to be amab and not a man and itâs their biggest fear
Iâm coming for them.