Grayson Enterprises

When it comes to dreams, one may falter. but the only way to fail, is to abandon them. Alexander Grayson, sometimes known as Vlad Dracul,Vlad Tepes, or simply Dracula. I'm here to give new, cheap power, and bring down the Order Draco, one bloody death at a time. ((Independent RP blog for NBC Dracula's Alexander Grayson. 18+. Sideblog of stark-as-snow.

[acreaturecalledgreed]

vampire memes

turning into a swarm of rats mid sentence while talking to someone

debating with your friends what bloodtype a human is based on arbitrary things (ie: “see, he just picked his nose when he thought no one was looking DEFINTELY a type-O” “oh fuck off we both know thats an AB move”)

citing “conservation of mass” as the reason you can turn into one (1) wolf but several rats or bats

Counting The Ceiling Tiles Game, Extreme Version (or, for that matter, ANY counting game, Extreme Version)

holding entire conversations with someone while standing on the ceiling and vehemently avoiding acknowledging or explaining why you are on the ceiling

almost getting yourself killed because you just couldnt stand not knowing what garlic bread tasted like even a second longer

“i need an entire extra closet, just for my eccentric cloaks” “what about your eccentric coats?” “two extra closets-” “what about your eccentric shawls?” “three extra closets-” “what about-” (repeat for as long as your friend can keep coming up with swishy articles of clothing)

feel free to add more

[xehanortsreport]

telling knock knock jokes while actually knocking at the door until the owner of the house you are trying to enter gets tired enough to give up and invite you in

[acreaturecalledgreed]

looking in the mirror and loudly announcing “oh my god i look AMAZING”

[luukeskywalker]

may i just quietly leave this here

[sarallis]

@endreal

[stark-as-snow]

I’m trying so hard to come back, but starting your own life up is hard! Getting wifi is usually the last thing on my mind, and we only have another month in this house. Starting a life for yourself, with a baby, is difficult. Especially when you only have a limited income and have to pay $620 a fortnight to live in your shithole house. It’s not even a good shithole like Kirwall. It’s bad. Like the Deep Roads.

[vladdraco]

Fright Night (2011) Sentence Starters:

1: Don't do anything I wouldn't do.

2: He's a real monster and he's not brooding, or lovesick, or noble.

3: I'm just reporting the facts.

4: You've been watching me. I've been watching you. It seems fair.

5: How were you supposed to believe him?

6: I know but, _______, people, they change.

7: Let's kill something.

8: Get me drunk, and I'll try anything.

9: You know, getting what you want can be stressful. Especially when you're not used to getting it. More to lose.

10: I'm tired of making excuses for you, ______.

11: You smell that? It's your fear.

12: You know _______'s missing, right?

13: What do you mean ______'s missing?

14: Yeah, well you know when my life started to get better? When I stopped being friends with you.

15: You want me to go tell your pals how well we really know each other?

16: The whole house looks like that show Dark Shadows.

17: Nice weapon there, Squid Boy!

18: Will you promise me, now we'll finally be alone?

19: If you don't want to talk to him, just tell him.

20: ______'s going to come. He's gonna find me.

[lovecraftianne]

endless list of favorite horror films: bram stoker’s dracula, dir. francis ford coppola (1992)

[iamilonatepes]

Come Freely

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The first time she ever saw the man they called Tepes, the young Countess de Szilágyi was only twenty. Pacing figure eights around two great sculptures in her cousin the king’s Hungarian palace as she skimmed over pages of a worn book of verse, Ilona’s attention wandered silently as her father, uncle, and King Methias walked with their imprisoned once-ally, the much talked about, Vlad of Wallachia.

Her relations talked of strategy and politics, the church and land, always land. Those salted voices she knew best were easy to recognize, but in the boom of the wide stone room she found it difficult to distinguish the stranger’s words among them. And she did so want to hear him, to catch a small note or learn some bit of his tenor. Without consciously choosing to do so, she was trying very hard to learn him, to measure the man for herself. Ilona meant only to observe him, to sweep past rumor of the Viviode’s cruelty, his madness in battle and calculating temper and weigh his countenance as a man.

Somehow he was the kind of man whose very presence could command such attention particularly of a young and observant lady.

vladdraco

[vladdraco]

The dark man kept his tone and words measured when he spoke. He found that revealing little in a deeper timbre served to menace and intimidate those whom he could count as rivals. Once he was free of his chains, Hungary would know that it had found a great rival in Wallachia.

Through the wisps of hair that had fallen free from the tie, he watched the young Countess pace and read. The men did not catch Vlad’s eyes again after he saw her. There was a thought to take her, a very long, lingering thought. To steal the young lady, a jewel in the face of the Hungarian empire, away from her cousin.

Quietly, he strained against his bonds. There will be hell to pay. A hundred thousand impaled men will not repay for this atrocity against me. He thought as he strode along, caught between the men who would protect her until their last.

[vladdraco]

Apologies for my absence! Big things happened in my world. I had a baby, mainly. This is a better “Hi, I’m back, sorry I left you all hanging,” post.

[incorrectdraculaquotes]

My name is Mina. The man about to puke is my husband Jonathan. You may be wondering what we’re doing in a carriage, chasing a creature of unimaginable horror. Rest assured, there’s a perfectly logical explanation.

Mina Harker (via fyeahgothicromance)

[punmonster]

cute ladies and monster boyfriends reblog if yes

[horrorpicturemaniac]

Dracula!!

[vladdraco]

“This corset is so tight.” -xaleera

Masquerade AU Starter Sentences

“Oh, but it goes so well with your mask. You wouldn’t want to break the illusion by shedding either one, would you?”

[vladdraco]

“Some people go so overboard with these things.”

Masquerade AU Starter Sentences

“Do you not enjoy extravagance in the right settings? A masquerade ball must be extravagant. It is theatre in life, and colour in movement.”

[justrpmemesandmusings]

Masquerade AU Starter Sentences

“I feel like I know you.”

“I have to leave at midnight”

“Are you going to leave a shoe behind for me to find you?”

“I’ll take my mask off only if you can guess my name.”

“I know you, but you don’t know me.”

“I don’t think I know you.”

“Have we met before?”

“Your eyes are breathtakingly beautiful behind that mask!”

“Care to dance?”

“So I guess this is the wallflower section?”

“Punch?”

“I can’t dance.”

“You’re doing a lovely job.”

“Ow! You stepped on my foot.”

“Don’t step on my skirts”

“This corset is so tight.”

“You look handsome tonight.”

“You look beautiful tonight.”

“That’s a lovely dress.”

“That dress shows off all the right curves.”

“I never thought I’d see you in a tux.”

“You look great in a tux.”

“Her dress must have cost her thousands.”

“Some people go so overboard with these things.”

“Can I see who you are beneath the mask?”

“Can I kiss you?”

“Stop looking at your feet and look at me.”

“I feel like I’m hobnobbing with royalty here.”

“I’ve never worn anything this fancy before.”

“Can you guess who I am?”

“You can take off my mask.”

“You have to promise not to be upset when I take off the mask.”

“These shoes are leaving blisters!”

“I feel like I’m in a fairy tale.”

“I feel like I’m in a nightmare.”

[thewclfman]

For a man so in love, his lapse in judgement came easily as he spoke her name, “Miss Lucy Westenra. You have perhaps heard of her? She and her father are quite established within London society. I’ve been working up the courage to ask her if she would take me as her husband.”

The largest of smiles pulled across his features. He wasn’t sure how he’d become so smitten with the much younger woman, but it had been too late now to think about. He loved her honest and true, and he wanted her by his side if she would have him by hers.

[vladdraco]

As has been said before, knowledge is power. And the more Alexander gained, the more he could manipulate the world to exactly as he wanted. “Lucy Westenra... I believe I have heard that name before.” He had heard the name. He made it his business to know names, but that wasn’t a fact that he was about to let on, was it?

“I do hope she is intelligent as you are smitten, because a regular woman would not be able to keep up with your mind.” Alexander laughed, effectively complimenting the doctor. 

[fairytalesques]

to love a monster is deadly it is to grasp the edge of shadows blood-stained hands on darkness and tug them out with your teeth. to love a monster is to be fearful to be dangerous, to be violent. it is to be a hurricane or lightning instead of a sweet summer sky. to love a monster is to be kind to treat those humanity condemns watching demons prowl dark corners and feeling your heart pound out the rhythm to their silent footsteps. to love a monster is to be a monster likewise, to love a human is to be a human to feel the darkness is to be the darkness to find the light is to be the light most of all, be careful. to love a monster is deadly and you might be poisonous to him.

NYX | M.J. (via fairytalesques)

[ungoliantschilde]

[vladdraco]

ungoliantschilde:

‘Dracula: a Symphony in Moonlight & Nightmares’, illustrated by Jon J. Muth. (This is part 1 of a 3 part post).

[mortisia]

Vlad III, Prince of Wallachia (1431–1476/77), was a member of the House of Drăculești, a branch of the House of Basarab, also known, using his patronymic, as (Vlad) Drăculea or (Vlad) Dracula. He was posthumously dubbed Vlad the Impaler (Romanian: Vlad Țepeș, pronounced, and was a three-time Voivode of Wallachia, ruling mainly from 1456 to 1462, the period of the incipient Ottoman conquest of the Balkans. His father, Vlad II Dracul, was a member of the Order of the Dragon, which was founded to protect Christianity in Eastern Europe.

Vlad III is revered as a folk hero in Romania as well as other parts of Europe for his protection of the Romanian population both south and north of the Danube. A significant number of Romanian common folk and remaining boyars (nobles) moved north of the Danube to Wallachia, recognized his leadership and settled there following his raids on the Ottomans. The name of the vampire Count Dracula in Bram Stoker’s 1897 novel Dracula was inspired by Vlad’s patronymic. Read More | Colour posts (1)(2) | Edit

[vladdraco]

Alexander is such a manipulative shit, and I hope I will be able to show that, and bring that into my RPing.