Vexx Was The Imposter

My main shit blog. 22. Currently hyperfixated on Andromeda 6 & a lot of interactive fictions

[vissentasknivesout]

congratulations @vlastdaddy u are follower number 069, nice

[vlastdaddy]

Nice

[m1ssjess]

[readblogdescriptionandleave]

This feels appropriate for this blog

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

happy new year !!

[tzikeh]

IT'S WALTZ DAY!

[motherfucker-unlimited]

[bruntalism]

[thebigbiwolf]

Decided to say fuck it to my congestion. Closed myself in the guest bathroom, blocked out all ventilation, turned my massive humidifier on full blast and ran myself the hottest bath i can stand.

This is my enclosure. I live here now. I have recreated the water cycle in a matter of minutes and can finally breathe.

[thebigbiwolf]

Would love to show y'all but yeah

[thebigbiwolf]

[jorongbak]

HAPPY NEW YEAR OF BLUE DRAGON 2024!!

청룡의 해 여러분 새해복 많이 받으세요!! 🧧🧧

[flunky-robots]

[oneheadtoanother]

[adayinthelesbianlife-deactivate]

[nachiroux]

oh to be a generic enemy but with a very interesting design that leaves a lasting impression and slowly gains a weird cult following

[frodo-baggins]

everyday i wake up and attempt my silly little tasks while daydreaming about fictional characters

[dankmemeuniversity]

[aphony-cree]

What people think this means “I’ll use this as an excuse to do whatever I want all day instead of committing to other things that need to be done”

What it actually means “I’ll be obsessively checking the clock all day because I’m constantly worried I’ll be late if I don’t. I also worry that if I commit to doing anything else important that day it’ll distract me from the time and I’ll miss the appointment. This will be a day filled with anxiety and in no way relaxing until the appointment is over with"

[30-minute-memes]

I cast fireball on self!

[vlastdaddy]

Ok, ima watch Dead Poets Society.

[vlastdaddy]

Ok wait, what the fuck

[sandersstudies]

My husband has informed me that around 2-3am he woke up to muffled screaming and discovered that the cat had pulled open the Tupperware drawer and crawled inside, but her weight had closed the drawer and she was stuck inside and needed rescuing.

[badgerdryad]

Permission to laugh?

[sandersstudies]

I mean I definitely laughed

[in-my-defense-i-was-left-alone]

how does a cat open a cupboard drawer?

[sandersstudies]

With her little criminal paws

[in-my-defense-i-was-left-alone]

can we see the little criminal?

[sandersstudies]

^^^ This cat is a delinquent

[jenniferrpovey]

I wonder if she learned anything...

[dontbeanass-deactivated20240801]

Yes. She learned to open the tupperware drawer for attention

[bonsquiggle]

Lucio five minutes before his spontaneous combustion 

Based on this: x

[nabesthetics]