Boiiii

I like have a nice life amd a bunch of other gay stuff Im kind of annoying

[shanebug]

"chill out man i know you pollinate some lily"

"i dont!"

[vnsasfnalprjct]

Shane Hollander Is my 420 month old baby

[my-castles-crumbling]

okay stay with me for this one.

When Ilya moves to the Centaurs he doesn’t get to keep his number. Some old fuck on the team already has it and refuses to trade, no matter how much Ilya bribes him.

so, in true Ilya Rozanov fashion, he picks the number 24. People think he did it to be an asshole, which is true, but he also did it to have Shane with him all the time. Shane was both infuriated and touched by it.

but then of course, years later, SHANE transfers to Ottawa. And lo and behold, the old fuck who had number 81 retired, so when Shane has to choose a number?

81 is available.

so the first day of training, Shane walks into practice in a jersey that says Hollander, 81, with an absolutely shit-eating grin on his face.

and Ilya goes insane.

[motherofcatsandmess]

[fractally]

bottom!Ilya fic where a video of Shane bottoming is shot through a hotel window and leaked and he's getting all sorts of homophobic hate about it and about specifically being the bottom. and Scott Hunter is out here on the Gay Hockey Zoom meeting being like. we must fix this situation we must educate the masses about being vers. Troy is nodding along (Shane is dissociating. he's turned his camera off and he's on mute)

Ilya is like Shane I've got it. we go back to the hotel and I bottom and we leak that video and then people will understand we're equal opportunity. and Shane's like Ilya you shouldn't be having sex you don't want to have it's fine I'm not ashamed of being on the bottom. it'll blow over

and Ilya's grabbing Shane by the shoulders like "Shane you MUST fuck me and film it and leak it. for gay rights"

[vnsasfnalprjct]

I need someone to buy me a laptop cuz I high key want to start writing fanfiction but I can’t write on my school laptop and I hate typing for only periods of time on my iPad

[vnsasfnalprjct]

Late thirties professional serious somewhat openly gay business man Shane Hollander and early twenties college party boy gym rat VERY openly bi broke Ilya rozanov 🤤

[doggygutz]

i need someone to be a creepy pervert about me i need my personal space invaded and i need to be groped and i need to be made fun of for how scared and flustered i get

[anarqueeen]

yeah the doctor said they found the source of my guilt and quiet agony deep within my core. Yeah turns out there really is something physically and fundamentally wrong with me that I've been carrying my entire life. No they said they're not gonna remove it. Said its an "elective surgery" so insurance won't cover it. Anyway how are you

[swallowthekn1fe]

He's such a cunt. Look at that fucking eyebrow raise. Girl chill, she don't want your man. Frankly, she's having a hard time understanding why you want your man

[e-for-annoying]

"I asked grok"

"I asked chatgpt"

ok well I asked Will Graham, and he closed his eyes and twitched for a while talking to himself and then opened them and started hyperventilating and shaking.

[mouthbrood]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be gravely injured

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[secondlina]

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

[plagued-roses]

MAGIC POTATO GO!🥔

[thaumbody]

here we go again

reblogging the golden potato

hoping it will work

that my life will get a perk

[angelwings-crossbowstrings]

Always reblog the potato.

[scary-noodlesblog]

Please potato

[jadyn2303]

look i have a dentist appointment tomorrow and currently i’m depressed can we please like be good luck for me potato.

[mumble-muse]

the problem with the gay hockey show is that the acting is great, the lighting is great, the music and costuming are great, the care taken is incredible, but you can't recommend it to normal people without sounding like a pervert

[atomictourists]

Piping hot take: I don't give a shit if straight actors play queer characters as long as they do so with empathy and authenticity. When you say shit like "only queer actors should play queer characters" what you're actually saying is only OUT queer actors should play queer characters. If you're assuming an actor (or anyone else, for that matter) who hasn't declared their sexuality is straight, you are participating in heteronormativity.

[shanesloverboy]

Committed relationship!Hollanov is 100x more kinky than situationship!Hollanov and I will not be convinced otherwise because they finally know what the other person feels and that they are safe to express wants and needs

[failedandfallen]

really love the idea of being forcemasced by some dude who’s convinced he knows me better than I know myself. And maybe he does.

Some pretentious dude who smokes cigarettes and rolls his eyes at billboard top 40 music and seems to just have beef with the world, but likes me, really likes me, maybe to an obsessive degree, maybe loves me, maybe stalks me, and is determined to set me free from society.

gives me an edible. holds me down while giving me my t shot and shotgunning cigarette smoke into my mouth. goes on some diatribe about how people are sheep or something idk while fucking me.