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[xo-zero-inactive-deactivated201]

would like to formally apologize to my friends for the times when i get really quiet and moody and stare off into space and don’t join in in the conversation i love all of you i’m sorry i can be a downer sometimes 

[nevergenders]

i relate

[culturistjack-deactivated201804]

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

[olisaurusrex]

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

[thattallsummonerguy]

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.

[wontbeafraid-deactivated2014041]

what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

[nevergenders]

im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

[scumbagsblog]

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

[likeits1995]

SO PROUD

[ghost--ranger]

The Fantastic 4 we deserve

[crimezi]

OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS

[stars-for-thought]

We will all protect the small one.

[linuxusers]

y’all are fucking ruining your purses i was just at an olive garden and they’ll give you a bag just for your breadsticks if you just ask

[oprahsboobs]

Life hack

[monnabrisa]

[drxgonfly]

One tree (by Hiroki Inoue)

[balmain-vogue]

[officialinternet]

[ckblock]

[weavemama]

wow I can only imagine what it’s like to be a rich straight white male and live through this election night calmly and unbothered

[photographersonmeteomedia-deact]

[sach-ito]

[coltre]

[goodscreencaps]

[the-homie-sexual]

plot twist: you let someone in and they don’t fuck you over

[denimboy3-denimboysrevenge-deac]

[egodepth-deactivated20180727]

is this true @chicks 

[dingusandsmartypants]

[queenofthesaiyans]

Literally me

[livingabovetherest-deactivated2]

They nailed it.

[fuckyeahdragrace]

I Run The Runway (feat. Violet Chachki) -  (2016)