I Cant Think Of A Fucking Title

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[whitepeopletwitter]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

The scariest part of growing up is realizing you possess some of the same flaws that your parents have.

[ophanic]

props to stem people wtf! i can bullshit my way through any english essay because literally u just have to say stuff. but for stem paper u have to say stuff AND it has to be true. wack. 

[luckysovreign]

props to hums people wtf! i can bullshit my way through any stem essay because literally u just have to repeat stuff. but for a hums paper u have to say stuff AND it has to be new stuff from your brain. wack. 

[shirleyjacksons]

i know this will make me sound old and boring but once i’m home for the night i’m home. i don’t like upsetting my plans even when i don’t have any. yes it’s only 8pm but i spent the whole evening believing i’m not going anywhere, i cannot perceive or be perceived right now, try again later

[fallingtowers]

interesting fact about me is that I have a great memory but I also have a shit memory

[fallingtowers]

what this means in practice is I can recite any number of simpsons scenes verbatim but I can't remember what I did last week

[keybladesoras]

[stefanigaganotta-deactivated202]

christians and gays 

[rinniesbody]

It’s even funnier when I can’t tell which is which

[s3xnoise]

ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened

[fandomsnerd24]

He just straight up looks like Willy Wonka and I am so here for the type of energy he’s exuding this season

[ffonippop]

i liked the new episode

[lightningcrashes]

shane madej about male criminals: gross. hate him

shane madej about female criminals:

[neenadoughbreva]

Most Satisfying - The Handmaid’s Tale - Smart Power

[latenightsinpemberley]

[romansroys]

this scene deserved at least 10 emmys 

[cartiercocaine-blog]

[alwaysfrowningslightly]

who is this?

[ice--ocean]

I AM GOING TO DIE

[bioillogically]

therapist: how are you? me: fine how are you

[rcmclachlan]

[mrevaunit42]

[just-another-dead-blog]

think we can get all 10 plagues by the end of june?

[iwontallowit]

[j4ya]

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